Chapter 165: A Bloody Case Caused by Flies
"Chu Feng, what the hell is going on!"
Chu Xixue held her beautiful face and looked at Chu Feng with a confused expression, why did this guy say it so accurately, when he mentioned flies, the pair of men and women were really chased by flies!
Chu Feng smiled and made a gesture of boos: "This is a secret that can't be said. ”
"Hmph~ What can't be said, I guess you must have secretly done some tricks on the two of them, such as putting medicinal powder or the like, to make them attract flies, stinky Chu Feng, am I right?"
Chu Xixue had an arrogant expression that saw through the truth.
"Hehe, you're right~"
Chu Feng smiled, he was the protagonist of the coercive system, how could he use such a low method.
Just now, he went to the trash can and used [Beast Language Mastery] to communicate with a few flies:
Chu Feng: "Hey, little fly, can you do me a favor?"
The fly that was picking up the leak in the trash can replied: "Don't help, don't help, our fly family is busy having lunch." ”
Chu Feng thought for a while and said, "I'll take you a big meal, how about you help me with this?"
Fly: "Big meal? Just kidding, we're very picky about food, and if it weren't for the big meal, we wouldn't have helped you." ”
Chu Feng confidently agreed, and then took these guys to the toilet...... Then when this group of flies saw the, they were out of control, and they called all the flies of the entire family to eat it~
After that, there was a murder case of flies and demons dancing in Wu Hongjun's room!
It is said that someone later uploaded this scene to major video platforms, in short, Wu Hongjun and Jin Meimei, a man and woman, instantly became popular on it.
Since then, they have left their legends on the rivers and lakes: CPs who can call the wind and call flies, fly heroes, and flies collide......
……
Early the next morning, as soon as Chu Feng came to the school classroom, he found that he had a box of breakfast on his seat.
Breakfast was exquisite, with a breakfast roll and omelette, a matcha red bean bun, and a bottle of fresh milk......
He was stunned, what is the situation?
After sitting down, Chu Feng subconsciously looked at Xia Yufei beside her, she was still the same as before, her pretty face was covered with a layer of frost, and she was obviously still angry with Chu Feng.
Chu Feng still couldn't help but speak: "That...... Xia Yufei, did you make this breakfast?"
Xia Yufei didn't look at him, and her tone was like ice: "If I make it, do you dare to eat it?"
Chu Feng: "......"
He understood, and the girl's implication was that if she had done it, she would have poisoned herself in the food to relieve her hatred!
"Whose breakfast is this, strange ......?"
Chu Feng muttered to himself, although since he became a celebrity in the school, every day his drawers would be stuffed with all kinds of affectionate confession love letters, and he would also meet various school girls on the way, and even little girls from other schools would confess, but it was the first time he had received such an exquisite handmade breakfast.
Who sent it?
When Chu Feng was puzzled, Xia Yufei made a small face on the side: "Hmph~ Do you still need to think about this, it must be one of the two fox spirits outside, how can you live up to their kindness, hurry up and eat." ”
One of the two vixens...... Referring to Xu Shiqi and Han Qianqian?
Xu Shiqi is not from a school, it should be impossible, as for Han Qianqian...... She made a special trip to make breakfast for herself?
It doesn't feel likely~
It doesn't matter who she is, anyway, I didn't eat breakfast, so I ate first as a respect.
Chu Feng lowered his head and was about to eat, but Xia Yufei's vinegar jar turned over, snatched the breakfast box, bit her lip and said angrily: "You really eat when you are asked to eat, negative man!"
Xia Yufei suddenly became angry, which caught Chu Feng off guard.
Chu Feng said speechlessly: "Xia Yufei, this breakfast is still left anyway, and it will be a waste if you don't eat it." ”
"Hmph~ Don't worry, I won't let it go to waste. ”
I saw Xia Yufei turn her head to the other place and said, "Kong Dabao, come here, please eat!"
"What, there's something to eat!"
Kong Dabao instantly ran over with a big belly and a fart, and took the lunch box with a straight smile, and his saliva flowed: "Hey, thank you Xia Banhua...... Chu Feng, have you seen it, Xia Banhua is such a kind-hearted and generous girl, you must not live up to it, I'll eat first, bye!"
Chu Feng had the urge to beat this flexible fat man into a skin shrimp, and he poured it wherever he was fed.
Xia Yufei temporarily won a defensive battle, turned her head with a little excitement in her heart, and looked straight ahead and ignored Chu Feng.
"Alas~"
Chu Feng sighed, woman, it's really troublesome.
It's still good in ancient times, three palaces and six courtyards, three wives and four concubines, who dares to play a temper with the lord and me, and give you a cold palace and kneel on the washboard every minute!
However, it seems that Chu Feng is going to take some action this time, otherwise Xia Yufei's sulking breath can be maintained until the sea is dry and rotten.
During the boredom of class, Chu Feng remembered that there was a small plastic gift bag in the system backpack, and as soon as he opened it, two coupons flew out, one was a career activation coupon and the other was a lottery lock coupon, both of which were not bad, but there was one less coupon than the bronze gift bag.
"Ding Ding Ding Ding~"
As soon as school ended, Xia Yufei left as usual, carrying her schoolbag, and before the two people at the same table had a "cold war", she would greet Chu Feng with a smile.
"Xia Yufei, you wait, I have something to tell you. ”
Chu Feng stopped in front of her.
"What is there to say, I have nothing to say to the negative man. ”
Xia Yufei pursed her lips, after the girl gets angry, the validity period is within 24 hours, if she doesn't kiss and hug her high within this time, and coax her into a little fairy, then it will be over.
After all, girls are dedicated to overnight feuds!
After speaking, Xia Yufei turned around and prepared to walk towards the back door, but she planned to ignore Chu Feng for a long time, the tiger is not threatening, you are my little Winnie the Pooh.
But who knows, Chu Feng suddenly grabbed her arm, and in full view of everyone, he directly pulled Xia Yufei out domineeringly, and didn't let her go until he walked into the corridor.
"Chu Feng, what are you doing!"
Xia Yufei shook off Chu Feng's hand in shame and annoyance.
"I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted to talk to you about life. ”
"Smack!"
If you don't agree with each other, it's a wall knock!
The wall dong learned in [Pickle Girl Master] is authentic in martial arts, with beautiful posture, chic and neat, much more handsome than the wall dong posture in the movie.
Xia Yufei was coldly knocked by the wall, and she didn't react for a while, she didn't expect that one day Chu Feng would actually knock her, it was too sudden!
"Go away. ”
I finally reacted, but I don't know if it was because of shyness or anger, I turned around and wanted to leave from the other side.
"Smack!"
Without saying a word, the difficulty of the operation escalated, and her hands were clattered, blocking her retreat!
Xia Yufei was angry and was about to speak, but when she looked at Chu Feng's eyes at this time, her face turned red as soon as she "brushed".
This is a must-have move for flirting girls in the [Pickled Girl New Luxury Package]: melancholy eyes!
From a 3-year-old Lori to an 80-year-old grandmother, this trick can be said to be killed.
"Eyes don't deceive, you look me in the eye. Chu Feng's voice was low.
"I don't watch!"
Xia Yufei lowered her head shyly, where did she dare to look, if she looked at it again, she would sink in.