Chapter 871: The Goddess and the Female Man
Gao Jun said that the lotus flower not only expounded the meaning of the police, the police are not successful is a great achievement, but also showed that the real power between father and daughter is to pass on the ancestry, and put themselves in the right position, assist!
Zhang Jiao was happy, especially when it came to giving birth to a child, she even punched Gao Jun shyly.
This is the real sense of the word, the iron fist of shame!
This circle made Gao Jun's cough ease for a long time, and he secretly swore in his heart that he would never flirt with Zhang Jiao, because his life was in danger.
These women asked him out during the Chinese New Year, and the time diverged, not because Gao Jun deliberately arranged it, but because of their respective thoughts.
Han Jingjing invited him to come over on Chinese New Year's Eve because they had met their parents and had fully allowed the marriage of both parties, just like many people in my dynasty, even if they did not receive a marriage certificate, as long as the wedding was held and relatives and friends testified, they were already husband and wife.
So, since we are a family, of course we have to spend the Spring Festival together.
And Tong Ling was born in a small mountain village, and she is the pride of the whole family and has an independent personality, so she asked Gao Jun to come over on the second day of the Lunar New Year, because the second day of the Lunar New Year is the folk 'Aunt's Day', and the son-in-law accompanies his daughter-in-law to return to his parents' house on the second day of the Lunar New Year.
As for Zhang Jiao's invitation to come over on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, it is because the fifth day of the Lunar New Year is also a special day during the Spring Festival holiday, which is commonly known as 'breaking five', and there are many legends, such as in customs, breaking five is breaking five poor, respectively, intellectual poverty, learning poverty, literary poverty, life poverty, and friendship poverty.
In addition, there is a legend that there are many taboos during the Chinese New Year, and by the fifth day of the new year, all taboos have been broken, and all are called broken five.
In short, there are many legends on this day, and there are actually only three days for the real celebration of the Spring Festival, namely Chinese New Year's Eve, the fifth day of the new year, and the fifteenth day of the first month.
This day also sets off firecrackers, makes dumplings, and reunites with families, almost the same as Chinese New Year's Eve.
So the guests invited on this day are very important to the host.
Zhang Jiao's car was parked at the door, which was the same as the ordinary police car, and it was estimated that it was usually easy to drive, and the private car also chose this.
Although Gao Jun is a native of this province, he travels south and north on weekdays, but it is the first time to come to the provincial capital, which has a population of more than 10 million and is one of the top ten happiest cities.
"Do you have any special specialties in the provincial capital?" Gao Jun touched his stomach and said, every time he goes to a place, he must give priority to eating.
"Foodie!" Zhang Jiao scolded, her personality is like this, she doesn't have the slightest feeling of being a little woman in love, she is very grinning, she laughs when she is happy, scolds when she is unhappy, and getting along with her is not like falling in love, but more like a pair of good buddies who talk about everything and will be sarcastic to each other when they seize the opportunity.
So it's very easy to get along with such a woman, at least you don't have to worry about her losing her temper and playing petty.
Zhang Jiao glanced at Gao Jun and said, "You are blessed, my mother is a national culinary technician, a special chef and head chef of a five-star hotel in this city, so if you want to eat local food, it is home-cooked food for me." ”
"Wow......" Gao Jun was taken aback and said with a smile: "It's so happy to have a top chef parent, it's a dream come true, not to mention that a female chef is a top chef, it's even rarer, I must visit and taste it." ”
In fact, the original intention of the sage is that the gentleman is far away from those places where he kills, does not kill evil, and must have a benevolent heart, see his life, and cannot bear to see his death; Hearing its voice, I can't bear to eat its flesh. It is a gentleman who cooks far away.
But later the sage's famous words were distorted and became a reason for men not to cook.
It's just that I don't know when it started, and finally the chef industry basically began to be dominated by men again, and now female chefs are almost rare, because of physical strength, as well as smoke and fire, women themselves are not willing to work as chefs.
"I really didn't expect that you are still a famous family, so you ...... yourself"
Before Gao Jun's words were finished, Zhang Jiao interjected: "I don't know how to cook, and I don't even know when to put seasoning when to cook instant noodles, so don't expect me to cook." ”
Gao Jun nodded with a wry smile and said: "It's not more than three generations rich, it's understandable, with such an excellent mother, she can cook whatever she wants to eat immediately, and her children naturally don't want to make progress. ”
"You don't talk to me about the big reason, who stipulates that children must integrate their parents' crafts, everyone has their own ambitions to understand it?" Zhang Jiao said angrily: "Then let me ask you, what does your mother do?"
"Hey, don't tell me, I'm really up to my mother's job. Gao Jun said excitedly: "My mother used to work in the staff bath in our factory, that is, the women's bath to collect tickets, when I was a child, I always took me to work, but at that time I liked to go out to play, now I think about it, hey, I missed too many beautiful moments!"
Zhang Jiao was speechless for a while, and she really had nothing to talk about with the stinky hooligans.
Gao Jun looked at this strange and prosperous city full of interest, and after asking about the food, he began to ask where there was fun.
Zhang Jiao is no stranger to her hometown, and is proud of the development and changes of her hometown, such as a few treasures saying where there are famous hot spring hotels, where there are playgrounds, where are places of interest, etc., and can also tell a lot of allusions.
Gao Jun said impatiently: "I'm talking about those love hotels, couples' baths, private theaters and the like. ”
"Get out!" Zhang Jiao scolded angrily.
After driving for a while, Gao Jun asked Zhang Jiao to stop at the entrance of a large shopping mall: "The first time I came to the door, it was during the Chinese New Year, it was too ugly to go empty-handed, so I went to pick up a few gifts." ”
"You have a heart. Zhang Jiao said with a smile.
The mall is very lively, not only because of the Spring Festival, but also because Valentine's Day is coming, so many sellers in the mall use this as a gimmick to promote goods.
Everywhere is lit up, and all kinds of love are dazzling, there is a single-minded one, and there is an arrow through the heart, and the whole mall is full of love.
Countless couples wander in it, especially girls, it is simply their exclusive festival, watching the actions of their boyfriends or husbands generously paying for and swiping their cards, they are all happy.
There is only one girl who seems incompatible with this atmosphere, and that is Zhang Jiao.
The female man rolled her eyes, pouted, and muttered: "I don't know what these stupid girls are happy about, after Valentine's Day, you have to have 38 Women's Day, which means that men are now obedient, just to turn you into a woman, and then you have to celebrate the Qingming Festival, to worship the ancestors of the man's family, and from then on he is a member of his family, and then on May Day, I have to do laundry, cooking, housework, and work every day, and then it is Children's Day, and I have to give birth to children, everything starts on this unlucky Valentine's Day." ”
After listening to her analysis, Gao Jun's head grew for a while, rubbed his forehead and said: "Eldest sister, I ask you, you are also a woman, don't be so resistant, if you continue like this, I am worried that you will become ......"
"What's changed?" Zhang Jiao asked.
Gao Jun smiled bitterly: "I originally thought that you were just the character of a female man, but what you said just now is clearly that you have long hated men, and you think that men are so good to women just to coax them to bed, which is a deception in a sense."
Oh my God, eldest sister, have you ever thought that only women will not deceive women, and only women will be truly good to women?
"Less nonsense!" Zhang Jiao glanced at him angrily and said, "I don't have that kind of mind, how disgusting." ”
"That's good, that's good. Gao Jun patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "I'll just say, brother, I am very talented, every time I send you to the clouds and shout God, I have had such a wonderful experience, how can I become a lily?"
If it's not going to change, it's an occupational disease, and you don't always want to analyze something, don't always think about exploring what is the essence under the surface.
For example, in front of him, men are trying to please women, which is naturally purposeful, and it cannot be ruled out that many people really want to.
But isn't it the purpose of women to enjoy the money paid by men with peace of mind, so that they can not only understand men's intentions for themselves, but also understand their financial resources and character, so as to decide their lifelong partners.
Besides, anyone in this world has a purpose in doing everything, if you always speculate on other people's intentions with malice, you yourself will collapse first, so open your mind and learn to look at things with a good mood. ”
Or, you continue to exercise your observational skills and look at other people. Gao Jun was really afraid that Zhang Jiao would bend, so he immediately diverted his attention and said: "For example, those people who called, it's very interesting, you look at the first one, pick up the phone and bend down first, nodding and smiling again and again, this is obviously receiving a call from the leader, and habitually showing humility and respect."
Looking at the one who licked his stomach and stuck his waist, didn't speak and just hummed blindly, he obviously received a call from his subordinates, and habitually assumed the posture of a superior.
Look at that one again, frowning and not talking much, the mobile phone is more than a foot away from the ear, it is obviously the wife of the family who is the chaff calling, and what she said must still be a calloused nag that makes people's ears callous, so she is so impatient.
Hehe, this one is different, holding the microphone in his hand and grinning, with a smile on the corner of his mouth and a smile in his eyes, he knows that it is a lover or a woman with an ambiguous relationship who is calling, and he will not miss any opportunity to flirt. ”
"Hey......" Zhang Jiao suddenly became interested, because everything was as Gao Jun said, the expressions and action characteristics of those people were very distinctive, and it was easy to guess who they were talking to: "This is interesting." ”
"The master is in the folk, and the knowledge is in life. Gao Jun said with a smile: "Everything in this world, there are too many funs, and there are countless things worth learning, if we want to have fun and gain knowledge again, we must first learn how to discover!"