"He is Li Dabao. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Shangguan Qing'er said.

Only then did Bai Weiwei remember and said, "It's really him." ”

The two reconciled because of Shangguan Qing'er's words.

Li Dabao was also puzzled, this Bai Weiwei's attitude change was too scary, right?

Obviously, he was angry just now, but in the blink of an eye, he was enthusiastic.

It's been two weeks since "To the Ex" was released.

"That Taste" has been downloaded four million times so far.

The number of downloads of "To the Ex" has also reached about 1.5 million.

His song "That Taste" has finished Zhang Xiaogang's version of that taste.

The streets and alleys are filled with two songs by Li Dabao.

Although the song is popular, Li Dabao can't become popular, and a typical singer is not popular.

In the past few days, Li Dabao has been a little frightened.

Whether it is on the Internet or on TV, it is reported that fake rice and fake white noodles have appeared in the market.

Bleached paper shells and rice dregs are used.

The fake rice that was made, and many people even ate a bag of rice only to find out that there was a problem with the rice.

This news has made many people afraid to eat staple foods and only eat vegetables.

However, some netizens turned out the previous vegetables with formalin to keep them fresh.

It's panicking now.

"I do good deeds without leaving a name, graceful, handsome and chic, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars see flat tires, birds live well, the universe invincible follow-up system ends the only genuine, Li Dabao, from now on the fierce life does not need to be explained, I live is a sin. ”

The page of the follow-the-trend system is opened.

has 100,000 follow-up points, and he can draw ten times.

I clicked on the lottery, and the hands turned again.

Li Dabao wants him to draw martial arts?

It's a pity that Li Dabao won the primary skill of shoe repair skills this time (if the shoes of a beautiful woman are broken, you can definitely use this skill to conquer the heart of a beautiful woman, or maybe you can hold a beauty).

The second time, the primary skill of picking up dung (if life cheats you, don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged, with this skill, you can be a quiet dung picker).

Thirdly, the basic skill of rice cultivation technology (if you get lost in the primeval forest, this skill will definitely allow you to start the life of a primitive tribe).

Fourth, the racing skill (F-level, as a handsome guy who follows the trend, how can you not drive; with this skill, you will have the fastest speed on land).

The fifth time, a bottle of stamina potion (you can run a hundred kilometers, if you are lost in the desert, hungry and sleepy, with this stamina potion, you have a precious chance to survive).

Half of the following value has been used, why did you just draw these useless things?

The sixth time, the song "Food Restlessness", fortunately I drew a song, but this song seems to have never been heard of (poisoned rice, poisoned garlic, poisonous green onions, hurry up and use this song to satirize them, make their conscience uneasy, maybe, they can also save two young women who have lost their footing).

The seventh time, there are three golden guns (if you meet a super beauty, but you are not strong, at this time the golden gun does not fall into the pills, so that you will not miss any perfect encounter so easily).

The eighth time, the basic skill of tiling (as a man who follows the trend, if the building is renovated, are you worried that the building worker will fool you and be distressed?, with this skill, before he starts work, you can throw off your arms and make a demonstration for him, and he will instantly understand how to do it).

The ninth time, use the primary skill of the hand drill (are you still afraid of hurting you with the hand drill? don't be afraid, with this skill, you can complete this task handsomely and safely, and you can drill an eye on any smooth surface).

The tenth time, poetry: "The Furthest Distance in the World" (as a poem that has been tested for decades, to a certain extent, it can be regarded as a more classic poem, with this poem to pick up girls, there is no beauty that cannot be taken. ）。

Looking at a song and a poem that I had never seen before.

Li Dabao was a little disappointed, he thought that this time he would be able to draw five songs.

In that case, he might be able to make an album.

He also somewhat understood that this follow-up system will detect the surrounding environment, and only songs that match will be drawn.

There are too many fakes of this rice and flour meat these days, so there is that song. Everything else is something that doesn't matter.

Regarding Li Dabao's complaints, the universe invincible follow-up system once again gave an explanation: "A man who follows the trend must not waste time on irrelevant things, whether it is repairing shoes or driving, or picking locks, it takes a lot of time to learn, and you don't need to learn, isn't that enough?"

Just then, the doorbell rang.

Shangguan Qing'er and Bai Weiwei appeared at Li Dabao's door, and there was a man outside.

"Is there anything wrong?" Li Dabao said.

"Why don't you invite us in and sit down? This time I'm giving you a great opportunity. Bai Weiwei said with a smile.

Hearing her say this, Li Dabao had no choice but to invite them in, and from the bottom of his heart, Li Dabao did not have a good impression of Bai Weiwei.

Li Dabao searched for a long time, and finally found a tea jar in the kitchen, but the tea looked black. He didn't care and made a pot.

"Contemptible Extreme Music Liu Guicheng, I heard that you haven't signed a contract with anyone from other record companies yet, so I want to invite you to join Extreme Records. Liu Guicheng said.

Looking at Li Dabao's appearance, Liu Guicheng felt that this thing must have come to pass today, after all, the guy in front of him, although he has some talent, is just a stunned boy, looking at his dress, plus his age, he is definitely the kind of stupid boy who only knows how to create, and does not understand human feelings.

"I don't know what the conditions are?" Li Dabao did not agree to him, and said without objection.

"It seems that you are also an understanding person, I also said it bluntly, the company gives you a salary of 5,000 a month, you don't have to work like other white-collar workers every day, your two songs, the company will also carefully package, as the original of this song, you will definitely be famous all over the world. Liu Guicheng said excitedly.

Li Dabao pretended to be excited and said: "In other words, if I write a song this year, I don't have to do anything, and I don't have to go to work, it's 60,000 yuan a year?"

"Yes, yes, you heard it right, ten years is 600,000, the most important thing is that there are five insurances and one housing fund, this is simply the guarantee of your life, as long as you join our extreme records, the benefits are greatly reduced. Liu Guicheng said.

This stupid boy, even the copyright of these two songs is definitely more than this price, is it time to run yourself?

"Bang. "The teapot lid is up.

"Brother, what are you?" Liu Guicheng said with some confusion as he looked at the black fungus brewed in the teapot.

"Well, I'm going to eat fungus at night. Li Dabao said embarrassedly.

The ghost only knew why the landlord put the fungus in the tea box, it looked a little wrong just now, but I didn't expect that something really happened.

Shangguan Qing'er and Bai Weiwei were also blindfolded.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

It was Du Zida who called.

Li Dabao said: "What's the matter?"

"Your second sister stewed chicken thighs here, ask you to come back in the evening. ”

"I have to go back, by the way, tell you something, it's funny, just now there was a bad pen to sign a contract with me, saying that it was Extreme Records, I think he is a liar, what to say that give me 5,000 yuan a month, give me five insurances and one housing fund, as long as I write songs for them, the copyright or something is estimated to belong to the company, I also pretended to tease him and pretended to be very excited, 60,000? I went to his grandmother 60,000, my two songs have earned about 300,000, he really fucking thinks everyone else is a fool.

Recently, I wrote another song, don't worry, in the future, more than 300,000 a day, I will make TV series, make movies, and you still want to deceive me with such a bad pen? Okay, I won't tell you, I'm very angry when I talk about it.

I wonder he's got all the urine in his head, right?

When I graduated from junior high school, I got full marks in math, and if it weren't for the fact that my family didn't have any money, I was about to graduate from Harvard's math major, and he gave me this calf, which is really interesting.

I won't tell you, I'll tease this guy again. Li Dabao hung up the phone.

When he turned around, he found that the three of them were all biting him.

Especially that Liu Guicheng's face was blue. Even a fool knows that the bad pen Li Dabao said just now is him, and he has never encountered such a situation, can he find a place that others can't hear before calling and scolding.

"I'm sorry, I answered the phone, come on, I'll get you some more tea, Mr. Liu, let's talk about the condition you just had, I'm very interested." Li Dabao said enthusiastically.

"I'm really sorry, I have something at home, so I'll go first. "Liu Guicheng At this time, if he is still here, he will really become a bad pen.

"Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu, let's talk about life for a while. Li Dabao said.

Bai Weiwei also followed.

Only Shangguan Qing'er was still sitting on the sofa.

"Why don't you leave? Really, I was very interested just now, this guy is gone, it's really not funny. Li Dabao glanced at his mouth and said.

"You scolded him so loudly, if he didn't leave, wouldn't he really become a bad pen?" Shangguan Qing'er said.

Li Dabao took out two cans of iced tea from the refrigerator and gave Shangguan Qing'er a bottle and said: "I really think that everyone else is a fool, I am also teaching him a lesson, he is obviously deceiving me." I really want to go and beat them up at the door. ”

"Except for yesterday's incident, Bai Weiwei has already returned the house, but I live opposite. Shangguan Qing'er said.

"Aren't you afraid that I'm going to make a mistake, and I accidentally entered your room at night?" said Li Dabao with a smile.