"Let's go. Tong Ling pulled Gao Jun and said, "You are a puppy, when you come to a place, do you still want to pee and leave a smell?"

Gao Jun glanced at her helplessly and said, "No, I can't hold it back." ”

Gao Jun walked away with a grin, not noticing that Tong Ling's expression was wrong.

When he walked into the bathroom, he met a man and startled Gao Jun.

is obviously very young, but he has a big back head that is oily and slippery, a big back in a suit and leather shoes, a gold watch and gold chain, and a successful person.

Seeing Gao Jun, he deliberately combed his neat big back, and deliberately raised his wrist, revealing the golden gold watch on his wrist, a high-end luxury product, worth hundreds of thousands.

"I'm rubbing, what kind of person is this, you have to show off your wealth in the face of strangers?" Gao Jun was full of contempt, there are such people in society, who have the kind of disease that will die if they don't pretend to be forced for a day.

"Damn, let's show off with you too. Gao Jun swaggered into front of the urinal.

Unbuttoned his pants and took out the guy, and suddenly there was a feeling that the world was discolored, the sun and the moon were dull, and a divine weapon came out, stirring up the chaos of the world.

Gao Jun deliberately stopped his stomach and showed off a little, and the man next to him subconsciously glanced at this side, and was stunned for a moment.

A look of envy, jealousy and hatred flashed on the man's face in an instant, and he didn't know whether he had urinated or had low self-esteem and didn't dare to take it out, so he walked out in a gloomy manner.

"Cut, it's useless to envy, it's innate, an inch long and an inch strong. Gao Jun said proudly, humming a little song, and happily made it easier.

Gao Jun washed his hands and went out, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he saw a person walking towards him, and the two faced each other.

Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, because a stunning beauty appeared in front of him.

He had just seen this woman, with a long black dress, crystal high heels, long loose hair, and a tall and well-proportioned figure.

It's just that she was wearing sunglasses just now, and she finally saw her true face at this time.

The exquisite goose egg face, the eyebrows are like distant mountains, the eyes are like autumn water, the lips are delicate like petals, and the nose is like a pearl.

Moreover, she has an even more significant feature, white!

White as snow, ice skin and snow skin.

As the saying goes, one white covers three ugly.

But her already amazing beauty, coupled with this white and red complexion, gives people a clean, clear, transparent, crystal-like pure feeling, just like the imaginary Snow White.

At the same time, the woman also looked at him, her eyes were like torches, and there was not the slightest expression on her face.

On the contrary, Gao Jun was a little hairy by her, he smiled slightly, and said, "Hello beauty, do you believe in fate?"

The beauty was stunned and looked at him inexplicably.

Gao Jun said: "Look, you also go to the toilet, I also go to the toilet, there is a providential arrangement in the dark, this is a kind of fate!"

Burst......

The beauty suddenly laughed, and this smile was like a snow lotus blooming in the ice and snow, pure and unparalleled.

Gao Jun was about to speak, but saw Liang Feng running over in a hurry and said, "Teacher Gao, Teacher Gao, no, Teacher Tong is arguing with people outside." ”

"What, how can a quarrel be without me!" Gao Jun immediately widened his eyes, rolled up his sleeves and rushed out.

The beautiful woman like Snow White looked at his departing back and murmured, "How is he a teacher?"

Gao Jun hurriedly came to the door, and at a glance, he saw a man and a woman surrounding Tong Ling in the parking lot next to him, and the woman was chattering.

The man Gao Jun had just seen in the bathroom, and he was stimulated by his own divine soldier to walk the big back, and the woman was about 1.55 meters tall, extremely thin, with a small head, a small nose, small eyes, and a small mouth, just like a person.

At this time, she faced Tong Ling, Tong Ling was a head taller than her, in terms of figure, one was an adult, the other was an infant and a young child, in terms of appearance, Tong Ling was a goddess, and she was a maid, I don't understand where she got the courage to dare to confront Tong Ling head-on.

I only heard this mantis-like woman ask the man on her back in a weird way: "Husband, isn't this the woman who seduced you in the first place, how did you fall in love with her, do you lack maternal love and breastfeeding since childhood?"

Gao Jun almost couldn't hold back his laughter, obviously this big-backed head and Tong Ling had a story before, it seems that this girl is very strong, although she is ugly, but she is wearing a famous brand, it looks like the big-backed man should be a soft eater.

Because no rich person would take a fancy to this mantis-like woman.

Tong Ling still had a calm face in the face of her harassy and vicious language, and with a sneer, she fought back: "You are right, it seems that he is indeed not breastfed, and his IQ is no more than ten years old, so he likes to be with his peers." ”

Well done!

Gao Jun praised on the side, what she meant by this was that this mantis-like woman developed like a ten-year-old child.

The mantis woman immediately said angrily: "You cheap woman, you dare to scold me, you ......"

The more vicious words were about to be exported, and at this moment, the quarrelsome king Gaojun appeared and exclaimed: "Wow, star!"

Several people were stunned for a moment, especially the man with the back head, they didn't expect him to appear, his size did leave a shadow on him just now.

Gao Jun pointed to the mantis girl and asked Tong Ling, "Do you know this star?"

"Is she a star?" Tong Ling asked curiously, and the mantis girl was also puzzled, but she still raised her chin by mistake.

"A star, she must be a star. Gao Jun said firmly: "I saw her on a poster in the cinema yesterday. ”

"What kind of movie?" Tong Ling immediately realized that Gao Jun was going to stand up for himself, and immediately asked cooperatively.

Gao Jun said seriously: "Jurassic Park's latest episode!

Tong Ling couldn't help but laugh directly, the posters of Jurassic Park were full of dinosaurs.

The praying mantis woman pondered for a long time and didn't react, but the man with the back stood up, pointed at Gao Jun and said, "You, you, you, ......"

"What the fuck are you?" Gao Jun raised his eyes and snorted angrily, "Do you stutter about anything but fart?"

One sentence put out the big back head, and he did stutter a little.

Gao Jun turned his head and said to the mantis girl: "Which mountain are you digging out of the dinosaur bone fossil, look at your shriveled and thin appearance, have you just been dehydrated and dried in the washing machine?"

Do you dare to squint at me? Look at your little eyes, they are the same as the ATM card slot, if I insert a long card, will you be able to spit out of your mouth?"

Gao Jun's series of cannons seemed to be angry, and the two of them were scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, almost smoking.

"What the fuck are you?" the mantis woman yelled.

"It's better to be something than not to be human. Gao Jun snorted coldly: "Seeing a monster like you who is not a human or a ghost on the street, any awareness with a sense of justice will jump out to stop and denounce it, you simply pollute the air, destroy the environment, and affect the harmony of mankind."

You'd better hurry up and get to Mars, don't be an eyesore on Earth, even giraffes will vomit when they see you. ”

Tong Ling covered her mouth tightly in the back, otherwise she would really laugh.

Giraffes vomit, you know, giraffes' stomachs and mouths are several meters apart, so how disgusting do they have to vomit?

"I'll wipe your ......" The mantis woman didn't even have a chance to speak, she couldn't help but be furious, and suddenly raised her hand.

"Hey, what are you doing, do you have to do it, is your trick the legendary 'pheasant wings'?" Gao Jun said with a pretended surprise

But what does it mean to be a white crane with bright wings, and a pheasant?

The praying mantis girl was so angry that she smoked, and Gao Jun said: "Don't flicker your pheasant wings anymore, no matter how much you compare, you can't become a phoenix." ”

"You, you dare to insult me like this, do you know who my father is?" said the woman angrily.

"Who is your father, you have to ask your mother?" Gao Jun said helplessly: "You are really pitiful, you don't know who your father is when you grow so old, you really can't secretly ask Uncle Wang next door." ”

"You ......"

"What are you?" Gao Jun didn't give her a chance to speak at all: "Oh, am I angry with you, what can I do, am I violating the Law on the Protection of Minors?"

"Hahaha......" Tong Ling couldn't help it, laughed, leaned forward and back, and the flowers and branches trembled.

"Okay, okay, there's a kind of you waiting for me, I know you're a stinky * from Qinhai University, see how I deal with you!" The woman knew that she was not an opponent, so she put down her cruel words and turned around and left: "What are you still doing in a daze, you can't bear your old lover, don't leave yet." ”

"Oh......" The man on the back replied and hurriedly chased after him.

It wasn't until their figures completely disappeared from sight that Tong Ling could barely hold back her laughter, she reached out to support Gao Jun's shoulder, otherwise she couldn't stand, and almost laughed out of her abdominal muscles.

"You're so powerful, you even have a law on the protection of minors, how do you have this brain. Tong Ling praised.

"No, I haven't quarreled with people for a long time, and my mouth is a little rusty. Gao Jun said modestly: "It is said that if you can do it, try not to BB, I have been doing too much recently, and even the skills of quarreling are rusty." ”

"Then what level are you at your peak?" Tong Ling asked with a smile.

"International advanced level. Gao Jun said calmly.

Tong Ling couldn't stop laughing, because of holding Gao Jun's shoulders, the two were very close, her incomparable bust, this smile, her whole body trembled, Gao Jun seemed to enjoy a vibration massage.

The little girl next to her, Liang Feng, was already stunned, and the two came back to their senses, Tong Ling hurriedly jumped away, her cheeks were crimson.

Gao Jun coughed embarrassedly twice, and said to Liang Feng: "Little girl, this is not extracurricular teaching, don't learn." ”

"No, I'm going to learn. Liang Feng said: "I know that I will inevitably encounter discrimination from wicked people in the future, and when the time comes, I will definitely fight back like you, teacher......"