Chapter 66: Changing Clothes
Sure enough, soon Jingjing came to my side, holding the little Daji costume in her hand, placing it in my hand, and looking at me with a puzzled expression: "Uncle, how do you know that this dress is very revealing?"
When she asked, I panicked.
That's right!
I can't see with my eyes, how do I know?
Seeing that I was speechless, Jingjing's gaze at me became more and more incomprehensible, and she stretched out her fingers and slowly approached my eyes.
I must not be exposed by her, otherwise she will go to Sister Shizuka to ask for an explanation, then I will be finished by then, and everyone must know that I am not blind.
So just as Jingjing's fingers were about to touch my eyelashes, I sneezed in time to get through the crisis for the time being.
But it's far from over.
At this time, Jingjing asked me again and asked me to explain to her, how did I know that the clothes in her hands were very revealing?
"Uncle, you shouldn't smell it with your nose, right?" Jingjing saw that I was silent, and her eyes looked at me brighter and brighter.
At this moment, cold sweat broke out in my palms, and I didn't know how to explain it.
Because I am a "blind person", many people will observe me when I enter the store, and now when Jingjing asks me this, almost everyone in this store is looking at me, waiting for me to explain to Jingjing.
This can be said to have been driven to a dead end.
After about a minute, I remembered a few words, and suddenly found a breakthrough, and my whole body relaxed.
"Jingjing, what's so difficult about this? I also know some about the second dimension, I've seen comic exhibitions before, aren't the costumes worn by those girls very revealing?"
"So I think it's better not to wear clothes like that!" I spread my hands and looked at the ground, a little drumming in my heart.
But when I observed that the customers around me weren't looking at me, I knew I had succeeded in my lie.
"Oh, that's right!"
"It's a pity, uncle, you have to know that I have a good figure, and I am much more beautiful in these clothes than those young ladies at the Comic Con!" Jingjing saw that my explanation was quite appropriate, so she didn't embarrass me.
But what he did next made me quite embarrassed, and she suddenly got a whim, and also helped me choose a dress, wanting me to change into it and see the effect.
I took the dress in my hand and looked at it, and I was a little speechless!
It turned out to be the costume of a certain game character, and this character is very famous in history, that is Lu Bu, who is known as the first military general of the Three Kingdoms.
"Uncle, why are you stunned? Hurry up and change the room, I can't wait to see the effect!" Jingjing saw that I was in place, so she pushed me into the changing room.
I was speechless.
To be honest, I'm a bit of a macho, and I've always thought of myself as a pure man, and it's hard to understand what kind of hearts people like to cosplay, and those anime costumes on people's bodies make me feel quite weird.
It doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl.
However, I have a big opinion about cosplay, but I definitely love the temptation of uniforms.
In the first few years of my marriage to Yaoyao, I always wanted Yaoyao to wear a doctor's costume to talk to me, but every time I brought it up, I was strongly opposed by Yaoyao, and even failed.
But now it's good that I'm going to wear a weird costume and be admired by Jingjing.....
So I struggled with the fitting room for a long time, and the other thing was that it was so cumbersome to put on that I was a little confused.
Just as I was struggling with how to wear Lu Bu's headdress, there was a knock on the door outside.
"Uncle, are you okay?, open the door quickly, the fitting room in this store is full, let me go in and try on a set of clothes!" Jingjing seemed to be a little anxious.
"No!"
"You're waiting a while, I'm not okay yet!" I hadn't dressed yet, so I didn't plan to open the door for Jingjing.
But what I didn't expect was that Jingjing didn't seem to think about this at all, and continued to urge: "Uncle, you better open the door, the two of us use a fitting room!"
After listening to this, I secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then refused!
Lonely men and widows are easy to misfire in the small environment of the fitting room.
"Uncle, you can't see it, I'm not afraid of what you're afraid of?" But what I didn't think about was that Jingjing insisted on letting me open the door.
She said it so well that I had no choice but to open the door and let her in.
As soon as Jingjing came in, the small space in the fitting room was a little crowded, I looked at Jingjing holding a pink dress in her hand, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "Jingjing, who do you want to cos?"
"Diao Chan!" Jingjing said two words to me, and was about to start changing clothes.
After listening to her words, I couldn't help but be stunned, and wondered: "Diao Chan is not Lu Bu's wife, Jingjing, did you mean it?"
"That's right!"
"Diao Chan was originally Lu Bu's wife, uncle, I treat you as a husband, so there is nothing inappropriate. Jingjing's hand paused, and then threw herself into my arms.
Her sudden movements really startled me.
The two of us are now in the changing room, if this is in public, wouldn't it be lost?
Besides, now that Jingjing has only a few pieces of fabric tightly on her body, I can even feel her smooth skin.
Although the vision of the fitting room is a little dim, I can see every inch of Jingjing's skin clearly, and her snow-white complexion is as ruddy as a baby, which looks particularly charming.
I didn't expect that Jingjing's figure had developed so well at a young age, and the huge position made people feel the urge to be famous.
At a certain moment, I couldn't control my body, a certain position was different, and the distance between me and Jingjing was too close, and it was ......
"Uncle, you're so bad!"
"You dare to take advantage of me, oops, people are ashamed!" After feeling my abnormality, Jingjing seemed a little embarrassed and gently pushed me away.
I'm embarrassed to be thrown into the Pacific Ocean now, but I can't control myself in this situation, so I have to admit my mistake to Jingjing.
"I really didn't mean to do that, the smell of perfume on your body always makes me feel a little uncomfortable!" I explained to Jingjing with my hands outstretched.
Indeed, every time Jingjing is close to me, I can always smell a special smell on her body.