Not long after getting the interview notice, the time for the interview gradually arrived, and then at this time, Su Gu stood in front of him, and to be honest, he was a little nervous in his heart now. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The location of the interview was not as exaggerated as I had heard, and the light in the room was still good, and there was no feeling of a prison cell. However, I have heard that there are many test rooms, and it is possible that the test room I am in and the test room I heard about are not in the same place. But no matter what the interview environment was, he was now standing alone in the center of the large room.

There was a table in front of him, and there was only a pen and paper on the table, and he pulled his chair up to the bench, and before the interview had started and the examiner didn't see it, he looked around. White walls, heavy crimson curtains, and a realistic map of the world, the map is quite artistic, and the girl in a heavy black ship suit is drawn on several oceans of the map. Su Gu also made up a lot of knowledge, and he recognized those girls as the deep-sea flagship, and the fortress Ji liked it so much. Then his gaze went up the wall to the ceiling, the ceiling of the room was very high, and it was better to say that the ceiling was a vault. Then he saw the window on the front wall, this room actually has two floors, and the interviewer is on the second floor, this is really a room with a strange layout.

Sitting down and looking up, the examiner in the examination room couldn't see his face clearly, he remembered that in the past, in order to prevent cheating, he even transferred officials from other places to be interviewers, but now he can't even see people, and it is too simple to cheat. It's really not exquisite, Su Gu slandered in his heart.

At this time, a voice came out: "You have something bad in your mind." ”

Su Gu also heard that the ship's mother was sensitive, and she didn't feel it before, or that her ship's mother could tolerate that she wouldn't delve into herself's words, but at this time, the interviewer on the other side didn't consider these.

He hurriedly said, "Nothing, nothing." ”

Without investigating Su Gu's psychological thoughts, one of the examiners flipped through Su Gu's information, which was originally filled in before the exam, and there was also a written exam paper.

A voice came out: "Don't be nervous, the interview is actually just asking some very simple questions, after all, there is a shortage of admirals in various places now, and we still hope that many people will become admirals." ”

Very simple question? I believe you have a ghost.

The voice on the stage continued: "This is an interview, not an exam, if you feel that the questions we give involve privacy and don't want to answer, don't answer, but try to answer if you can." Some of the questions may seem strange to you, but we have our own considerations. ”

"Then let me ask first, do you like naughty and disobedient ship girls? ”

Su Gu was silent for a while and decided to answer honestly, he said, "To be honest, I don't like it. ”

"Why?"

To be honest, Su Gu was still very honest, and he replied: "Even if it is a ship mother, I can't find an ancestor to come back." ”

"But the ship's mother and the admiral are very close feelings. ”

"Husbands and wives pay attention to raising their eyebrows and respecting each other like guests, brothers also pay attention to brothers, friends and brothers, parents pay attention to father and son filial piety, and the admiral and the ship's mother can't go too far. She is naughty and disobedient, I will teach her, if she does not change her reckless behavior, if she is taught many times and does not listen, I don't know what to do. ”

Naturally, the game can be dismantled and dismantled into resources, or fed as dog food, to be honest, he doesn't even keep the illustrated boat when he looks ugly, but now these things can't be done, and it's not easy to do. But when it comes to real thoughts, Kotaku is obedient and cute Lexington is gentle and generous, of course he likes it very much, but he doesn't like it if he really wants to mess around.

"Then you won't like your daughter if she is disobedient?"

"Of course not. ”

"Then why doesn't the ship's mother like it?"

"For my daughter is my daughter and belongs to me. ”

"Your ship's mother is yours too. ”

"My daughter is really disobedient and refuses to change my teachings, I will beat her, and the ship's mother is not easy to beat them, and she can't beat them. ”

"If they are really disobedient, you can beat them, and they don't dare to beat you. ”

One question ended, and then another examiner's question came, and her question was significantly less reliable than the previous one.

"Your mother and your wife fell into the water at the same time, you can only save one, who do you save? No matter who you say to save, the other will be angry, how should you answer at this time so that neither of them is angry? ”

Is it to test your ability to improvise and tell nonsense? But your questions are a bit too classic.

Su Gu said: "Then let's say, which one is close to the shore to save which one." ”

"What about that close?"

"I told them to save my mother first, and then I jumped into the water and died with my wife. ”

"What a sly answer, but your wife will think that she died first, and you are separated. ”

Su Gu said, "Then tell her." Even the same. You and I agree for a hundred years, if anyone dies at the age of ninety-seven, why not wait on the bridge for three years. ”

It's really untidy to ask this kind of question, and if it weren't for the important interview, the ghost would ignore you.

As if to guess his thoughts, the voice on the stage continued: "Is this kind of question difficult to answer? You have a bitter face, you think this is a difficult question to answer, you can ask me." ”

It seems that he is a not very stable examiner, but since he has the opportunity, Su Gu doesn't mind letting the other party know what it means to be difficult, he said: "Your father and your husband have been enchanted and exchanged bodies, and you can only lift the Spring Festival with one of them once, who do you choose?"

Well, let me see how you answer this kind of question?

There was silence in the examination room, and soon a voice came out.

"I don't have a father, and I don't have a husband. ”

Completely avoiding the question, Su Gu also said, "Then I don't have a wife yet." "Speaking of which, there is a little bit of weakness, Lexington is my wife, Saratoga is also counted, and there are many more.

"Let's move on to the next question. Have you read a lot of books?"

If you can't talk about it, will you just ask the next question?

Su Gu replied: "There are quite a lot, I have read famous books, fairy tales, myths, and novels." ”

"What about the book?"

"I read the book, too. ”

"Do you know how to cook?"

"Yes. ”

……

"What fruit do you like?"

This voice had not been spoken for a long time, and Su Gu replied, "Mango." ”

Then another voice said: "Do you know the ship or the ship?"

"It's fine. ”

"Your wife likes you very much, but you ran away from the marriage, and then you were caught again, how can you avoid punishment with the shortest words and the least actions?"

"Hug her and call out to his wife. ”

……

"Do you prefer long hair or short hair?"

It's still the same as the original voice of asking what fruit you like, and the question asked by this voice always feels different from the question asked by other voices. But he still answered honestly: "I like them all." ”

……

"Do you like kimonos?"

"Like. ”

……

"Will you cook for your wife?"

"Yes. ”

"What if she eats a lot?"

"Cook more if you eat more, and always feed people. ”

……

"What sports do you like?"

"I don't really like any sports. ”

……

"A lot of people say that a wife who looks gentle and perfect can be very dark inside, like Lexington, what do you think?"

"Not really. ”

……

I don't know how many of the questions were answered, and at the end the gap between questions is getting longer and longer, and it seems that the interview is almost over. Su Gu thought like this, and the voice that always focused on his preferences sounded again.

"Say a word of love to listen. ”

Although the voice was still gentle, the request was a little too strange.

Su Gu was stunned for a moment, he looked at a figure on the second floor with a side face as if waiting for an answer, he hesitated for a moment to confirm again and asked, "Tell me about love?"

"You heard me right, say a love word to me. ”