Chapter 270: Teacher Gao Falls in Love
Gao Jun returned to school, it was the free time after dinner, before the evening self-study began, the weather was hot, many students chose to cool off outside, and the courtyard was full of people, very lively.
"No wonder the eldest sister of the team leader hurriedly called me back, it seems that people's hearts are indeed floating and absent-minded. Gao Jun walked in the crowd, listening to their conversation, and indeed had a feeling that his heart was flying.
The students gathered in groups, especially the freshmen, who ended their brutal 12-year study career, gained freedom and freshness in the university, and made friends who ate and lived together like brothers, as well as confidants.
This is their first holiday after the 'new birth', naturally to enjoy it, some of the brothers in the dormitory are discussing where to go for the holiday, and some are discussing how to spend the seven-day long vacation, the atmosphere is very warm, as if tomorrow is going to be a holiday, some people have already started to book tickets through their mobile phones.
In addition, some girls also got together to discuss, No. 1 and Zhang Gongzi went to party, No. 2 and Li Gongzi went to sea on a yacht, and No. 3 and Wang Gongzi went to the hot springs...... The seven-day long holiday is full of arrangements, but they look beautiful, but they don't know how much hypocrisy they have to face, how much they have to endure*, and how many beds they shake.
Gao Jun shook his head, although he didn't agree, but youth has no limits, each has its own way of living, there is no need to interfere with others, it is all life experience.
Of course, there were also discordant voices in the crowd, and several boys gathered together to make noise, scolding, and looking like they were going to do it.
And these people are still very familiar with Gao Jun, it is Zhao Kun, Lu Lei and others
Zhao Kun just broke up with his girlfriend not long ago, and he was suspected of being green, but he was beaten by his girlfriend.
Within a few days, he had forgotten his past and had a new goal.
Unexpectedly, Lu Lei also broke up with his girlfriend, he said before that his girlfriend was very different, even if he tried his best, the other party just didn't say anything, it tasted like chewing wax, and it was boring, so he broke up just now.
At this time, I only heard Lu Lei say: "Don't talk about it, I am posthumous about this girl, if you are not convinced, you can compete fairly." ”
"I'll rub, it's easy for you to say, you gave ninety-nine roses as soon as you came up, and a high-priced scalper ticket for a big star concert during the long holiday, relying on you to have a stinky money to play with, how can you let us compete fairly?"
"Isn't pickling a girl just Qianpu Road, you can spend it if you have money. Lu Lei said disapprehantly,
"Damn, you just pretend to be 13, although I don't have money, I also have my own means, I don't believe it. Zhao Kun said unhappily.
Lu Lei shrugged indifferently, and the person next to him said unhappily: "You are so proud, you really can't go to the drug, and you have to get her one step ahead of you." ”
The more the boys talked, the more excited they became, they couldn't argue, and all kinds of means came out, and they were all extremely excited about that girl.
The more they talked, the more excited they became, and they were almost about to fight, and there were people who wanted to be drugged, but since Mr. Gao saw it, he couldn't ignore it.
"You've got enough. Gao Jun suddenly appeared and said loudly.
Teacher Gao has a very good appetite for them, and has a similar temperament, and treats him as a friend and avoids the teacher.
As soon as Lu Lei saw him, he immediately said: "Teacher Gao, you came just in time, take care of these guys, they are going crazy." ”
"Yes, let Mr. Gao comment, that girl was my first fancy and we talked for a while, but Lu Lei spent a lot of money and used money offensives, since then, that girl's attitude towards me has become more and more indifferent, and it looks like he won't marry, so how can we play?"
"Hmph, you're a typical sandpiper fight. Gao Jun said with a sneer.
Everyone was a little puzzled, it was true that the snipe and the clam were competing with each other, but there had to be a fisherman to benefit? But who among them was the fisherman?
Looking at their dazed looks, Gao Jun smiled and said, "Okay, it's time for Mr. Gao to fall in love again, today I will focus on analyzing women for you."
Let me start by asking you, has that girl shown a definite affection for one of you in the face of such fierce competition?"
Everyone was stunned by his question, even the strongest Lu Lei shook his head, and said: "It seems that no, his attitude towards all of us is similar, Zhao Kun had lunch with her, Liu Qiang invited her to dinner, I am going to go to evening self-study with her, and I will make an appointment with Zhao Shuang to go for a run tomorrow morning." ”
"That's right. Gao Jun said as expected.
"Teacher Gao, did we meet a scheming, did she have to wear more and maintain a close relationship with each of us?" Zhao Kun hurriedly asked.
Gao Jun shook his head and said, "You think too much, under your kind of wanton bombardment, do you still need to play tricks?"
There is a good saying, it is called, the flame is high when people gather firewood.
Now this girl is the scorching flame of your gang of scrap wood, and so many people have spared no effort to pursue him together, and they are almost dueling for her.
And she will naturally feel that she is a fragrant bait, and she has the right to measure your quality and disadvantage, and wait for you to divide your own superiority, and even look forward to your continuous increase, I guess, Lu Lei, a local tyrant, will give expensive gifts tomorrow, and Zhao Kun will probably have to wait downstairs in someone's dormitory for a night, singing love songs or something, right?"
Gao Jun counted their methods of flirting with their sisters one by one, and said that they were a little embarrassed.
Gao Jun sneered: "It is your actions that make her feel superior.
To be sought after, it is natural to stand up and fully enjoy the beauty of being pursued by many people.
And you, even if you take the initiative to quit to pursue other girls, you will definitely not succeed, because no girl wants to be someone else's alternative and do the inferior product that retreats to the second. ”
After listening to Mr. Gao's analysis, everyone immediately felt that it made sense, the reason why women have arrogant capital is because men are used to it.
"So, it's very easy to figure it out. Gao Jun said: "That is, you give up the pursuit of her at the same time, and at the same time pursue a girl who is more beautiful and famous than her, preferably a well-known school girl."
In this way, it will make the girl feel isolated, it will make her feel that she has lost her charm, and naturally she will lose the right and aura of pretending, and she will be anxious at this time.
This is like fighting the landlord, you swear to call the landlord because you have the king in your hand, but the rest of the hand is all single cards, when your cards are crushed to death with 2, watching the other party play pairs, play three with one, play straight, and even when the big single card, you are reluctant to disassemble the king bomb, and do not want to bomb, when you realize that the other party is about to finish, in the want to play the bomb or open the singles is too late. ”
This example is very simple and appropriate, and everyone understands it as soon as they hear it.
The young people made up their minds and decided not to pay attention to this arrogant girl anymore, otherwise she would evolve into a scheming sooner or later and play with them all in applause.
Only Lu Lei hesitated for a moment and asked, "Teacher Gao, if she is desperate to use Wang Fang on someone, does it mean that she is more inclined to that person in her heart?"
"I'll rub it, you're not dead, are you?" As soon as everyone heard Lu Lei's meaning, they clearly wanted to monopolize it, and the brothers immediately stopped doing it, rushed up, hammered and kicked, and instantly subdued this two-minded man.
Gao Jun smiled and said: "That's right, brothers have to work together, whether it's fighting, pickling girls, they have to advance and retreat together."
Also, never blindly pursue a certain person, especially a woman, as this will only fuel their prestige. ”
Several young people clasped their fists at Gao Jun and said, "The student has been taught." ”
"Alright, get out of here, go find a new target. Gao Jun said: "If my guess is right, the girl will definitely come back to you, one by one to find you can talk, you must hold on, encourage her thoroughly, show that she is completely dead to her, no interest in the look, then you can see who she really likes, then I hope that the chosen person will treat the girl sincerely, pretending to be forced is not her fault, only to blame too many suitors." ”
Everyone nodded heartily, and they were even more grateful for having an alternative guide like Mr. Gao on their young life path.
Sending this group of people away, Gao Jun suddenly saw a familiar figure in the woods, he was sitting alone on a stone bench, holding a laptop in his hand, and was crackling on the keyboard, no matter how he looked at it, it looked like he was pressing it randomly.
This person is the poor student Wu Zhipeng, who was two weeks late and almost missed the last time to register, because his family had just made up his tuition.
He shared the same bedroom with Wu Lei and others, just like a little brother who did chores, helping others with food, brushing shoes, and washing clothes, of course, the brothers did not bully him, they invited him to eat, drink and have fun on weekdays, and this computer was lent to him by a roommate.
Gao Jun walked over, Wu Zhipeng was startled when he heard the footsteps, and quickly closed the notebook.
Gao Jun smiled bitterly, it was the same last time, I don't know what he was afraid of, Gao Jun smiled: "Hiding here alone, still trembling like this, won't he be watching a blockbuster, right?"
Wu Zhipeng saw that it was Gao Jun, and immediately smiled awkwardly, and said, "Hello Teacher Gao, I'm ...... I'm studying, I didn't have much exposure to the Russian language before, I started late, and now I have to make up for it. ”
Gao Jun smiled slightly and said: "The four years of college are fleeting, it is naturally a good thing to seize the time to learn knowledge, but the main thing is to study in class, and it is okay to master the time after class to review, and it may not be a good thing for you to forget to sleep and eat like this." ”
"Yes, I got it, Mr. Gao. Wu Zhipeng said sincerely: "But my family conditions are too poor, I started much later than others, I have to work harder, Zuckerberg has created Facebook at my age and swept the world, Bill Gates began to sell programs written by himself at the age of nineteen, he is already the richest man in the world at the age of thirty-nine, Fu Mingxia won the world championship at the age of fourteen, Temple won the Oscar at the age of seven, Beethoven can compose music at the age of four, Pu Yi has ascended the throne as an emperor at the age of three, my qualifications, this background, don't worry!?" ”
After listening to him, Gao Jun smiled disdainfully and said: "Wu Zetian only ascended the throne to be the emperor at the age of sixty-seven, Jiang Ziya became the prime minister at the age of eighty, She Taijun was in command at the age of 100, Sun Wukong was more than 500 years old before he went to learn the scriptures, and the White Lady only started to fall in love at the age of more than 1,000, what do you say are you in a hurry?"