Chapter 377: The first month shaves his head and dies his uncle
A child is a child after all, although he often plays outside, and he can be regarded as a well-informed side, but not all of these sayings can be understood.
What is the first month of the year to shave the head and kill the uncle and other common words, I have never heard of it at all.
So I didn't know that this starling was scolding him.
Qi Xiao was really angry, and he didn't have time to worry about Zhou Jiu.
His eyes turned around on Zhou Jiu, and then moved to the TV.
Zhou Jiu didn't make any other moves, the child verbally stabbed Qi Guanguan, he just stabbed it back, and there was no need to entangle.
So I was going to go somewhere else to take a rest, and by the way, I would see if the little squirrel was awake.
But when I looked down, I found that under the sofa, the child's sitting posture was a little strange.
After a closer look, I found that this child was not honest sitting on the sofa, and actually put a few sofa pillows under his buttocks, I don't know if the sofa is hard or the sofa is short.
Usually, the sofa pillows on the sofa at home are Zhou Jiu's small quilts.
Even if it is used by people in the family, it is just put on the back to make a cushion, or put it on the chest to hug it as a pillow, there is no such hobby of putting it under the butt and sitting.
So most of the time, when Zhou Jiu sleeps at night, the behavior of using it as a quilt cover is particularly comfortable, and there is no taboo at all.
As a result, on the first day of the child's coming, he took his own quilt to his butt and padd his buttocks, which was also very tolerable and unbearable.
In the end, it was still not good to beat the child, Zhou Jiu just suppressed his anger, stretched out his wings, and patted the child's head gently: "You go away! Give me back the pillow."
In fact, Zhou Jiu just gave a verbal warning, and flapped his wings lightly to remind him, he was already very suppressing his temper at all.
You must know that the husky came to Qiguanguan's house for the first time before, and after messing up the sofa, Zhou Jiu chased it all over the house for a while.
In such a comparison, this is already a great face-saving for this child.
However, Zhou Jiu is willing to give face to this child, but the child is not willing to give Zhou Jiu face.
He is not the husky dog who allows others to rub and flatten him, he pretends not to hear Zhou Jiu's words, and even if he hears it, he will not move.
Qi Xiao turned his head impatiently and glanced at Zhou Jiu.
"I'm watching TV, why are you constantly running over to make trouble? Why are you doing so much, let me give it back to you, you beg me. ”
I beg you a big watermelon.
Sitting on my sofa and putting my sofa pillows on my sofa, this will still be a lot of trouble for me, and ask you?
Zhou Jiu was also angry, jumped on the sofa without saying a word, and began to grab the sofa pillow directly from under the child's buttocks, regardless of the child's sitting on it at this moment.
However, pillows naturally can't be snatched.
Although Zhou Jiu has a huge strength far beyond ordinary birds, but if an eight-year-old child sincerely wants to suppress something and prevent him from getting it out, Zhou Jiu still can't force it out.
After Zhou Jiu found out, he didn't reduce himself to the point of competing with this child.
I just tugged at it, and after I felt that I couldn't take it out, I let go of my claws and didn't carry it with this kid.
Children can be really annoying sometimes.
Zhou Jiu's hair was fried into dandelions, and he felt a little breathless.
Qi Xiao didn't really take Zhou Jiu coming over to grab the sofa pillow, he was used to being the boss at home, and such a starling couldn't threaten him at all.
As the boss, he has no fear at all.
After feeling that the starling pulled the sofa pillow under him, the child still didn't move, and even took out a smart phone from his pocket to poke and poke.
Zhou Jiu was still thinking about how to deal with this bad thing, but he inadvertently looked up at the things in the child's hand.
All of a sudden, the attributes of the technology house exploded, and he couldn't help but set his eyes on the smart machine in the child's hand.
said that it was a smart machine, but in fact, it was not a real smart machine later.
Now, it can only be said that it is a kind of half-keyboard and half-screen half-smartphone.
But this kind of phone is already better than most phones on the market.
After all, most of the mobile phones on the market are still PHS, and they can only play Tetris.
When Zhou Jiu was in this era, he also had more contact with PHS.
Later, when I was rich, I also bought a smart phone directly, and I skipped the step of a semi-smart phone at all.
So when I saw the semi-smart computer in the child's hand, I was still a little curious, and even the stupid hair that exploded in anger was suppressed, and I unconsciously diverted my attention.
After feeling that the sofa pillow under his buttocks had not been dragged, Qi Xiao turned his head and glanced at this starling.
He often teases small animals, and he also knows the temper of small animals.
These little guys often admit to death, and after setting a goal, it is not so easy to let go.
He thought that this starling could maintain this action for a while.
As a result, who knows, the starling in front of him stopped all his movements, and instead fell in love with his own mobile phone.
Qi Xiao waved the mobile phone in his hand indifferently, and said with a smile: "I don't know if you look at this, what's the use of watching intently, do you know what this is called?"
Zhou Jiu stared at the half of the smartphone for a while, and then withdrew his gaze.
Curiosity was just curiosity, after all, he hadn't paid attention to this style of phone before.
But this curiosity is limited to this, he is just curious about this semi-smart phone, and he doesn't think much about it.
After all, so many smart machines have played over later, is it possible that you still envy a semi-smart machine now?
Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, and his answer to the contemptuous question raised by the child could be said to be very perfunctory.
"Call Qi the dog?"
Qi Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth, put down the mobile phone in his hand, and was about to catch the bird and pluck the feathers.
This is the mobile phone that he finally begged his father to buy for him.
I wanted to show off in front of this bird, but this bird gave him a direct name; "What kind of ghost name is this, why isn't it called Qi Erya?"
Zhou Jiu raised his stunned hair, very serious: "Of course not, the name Erya is to be reserved for Ergou's girlfriend."
Actually really thought of such a name, Qi Xiao shrugged helplessly: "There are still two dogs in the family, who are the two dogs?"
Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and replied unceremoniously: "You beg me to tell you." ”
"Please. ”
Qi Xiao was spineless, and his answer was crunchy.
Week 9: ......