Lin Xuechun actually knew Zhang Mingyang, but I glanced at Zhang Mingyang, and he didn't seem to know Lin Xuechun. I responded to Lin Xuechun: "Who am I messing with, do I have to report to you?" Get up, I'm leaving." Lin Xuechun showed a slightly mysterious expression and asked me, "When will you let me ride your motorcycle?" I said: "Go and admit your mistake to Feng Rui in my class, otherwise stay away from me in the future, we don't know each other very well." ”

After speaking, I asked Zhang Mingyang to get in the car, and I took him to eat barbecue. Zhang Mingyang sat on the back of the motorcycle and praised me for riding a motorcycle so handsome, I was very proud. I talked to Zhang Mingyang, so I said to him very embarrassedly: "Lao Tzu, I must be handsome, you don't know how many little girls like me." Zhang Mingyang laughed behind me, and then patted me on the back, saying that I am indeed very attractive, and female bastards like me the most.

As for the two of us eating barbecue, I asked Zhang Mingyang if he was good at drinking, and prepared to fight for wine. Zhang Mingyang said that he had a good amount of alcohol, so the two of us started to drink together at the barbecue restaurant. Drinking with two people is sometimes more interesting than drinking with many people, and Zhang Mingyang and I also said it. When the two of us drank the fifth bottle, I found that Zhang Mingyang was not good, and then went to the toilet. If I guessed correctly, he didn't pee, he went to vomit.

When the boy came back, he pretended to be okay and drank with me again. Actually, it hurts my stomach, and I was a little drunk at the time, but if you fight for alcohol, you can get drunk when you're drunk. The two of us drank two more bottles, and Zhang Mingyang went to the toilet again and vomited. I went with him this time, and he couldn't do it after throwing up. I saw that it was almost there, so I checked out and carried him out of the barbecue restaurant. I can barely ride a motorcycle now, but I can't carry people, especially Zhang Mingyang, who is drunk.

I asked him if he could go home by himself if he took a taxi, and the kid leaned on me and didn't speak. But I felt that he could still stand, and I asked again, but he still wouldn't speak. Then I don't care about him, I reached out and stopped a taxi, and then stuffed Zhang Mingyang with 30 yuan, which was definitely enough for him to take a taxi home. Just as I got him into the car, he replied to me: "Are you willing to let me go back alone?"

This kid is too drunk, and I hear this very strangely. I was trembling and scolded him: "I can't die, go back and practice my drinking, your drinking is too bad." Then I asked the taxi driver to help watch Zhang Mingyang. The taxi driver asked me what I should do if I threw up in his car? I didn't want to fight with the taxi driver, so I gave him 10 yuan before the taxi driver drove away.

I drank 7 bottles of beer and rode home safely on my motorcycle, of course I rode very slowly, and when I got home, I collapsed on the bed, dizzy. According to the amount of alcohol I have now, I will not pour 10 bottles if I am in good condition, but I may get drunk if I am not in good condition and 5 bottles. At night, I drunkenly called Murong Qingqing and asked her if she had gone to the computer room, but Murong Qingqing didn't tell me, saying that she was in the bedroom now. I said some wine words, which means that the senior brother sent her back yesterday, which means that the senior brother still likes her, so he quickly broke up with that Zhong Zecheng and was with the senior brother.

I can't remember what Murong Qingqing answered me, so I fell asleep groggily. I went to school the next day, and after class, I went to the small playground to smoke, and Zhang Mingyang was there. I asked him how he was home yesterday, and he laughed and said that he was so drunk for the first time, that he couldn't remember anything after throwing up. Then he asked me if I had given him 30 yuan to pay me back. I scolded him with a smile: "Pay back the fart money, next time you invite me to dinner, and why are you so disgusting when you are drunk, and you are reluctant to let go." ”

Zhang Mingyang laughed, and said that he must get me drunk in the future, and see what I look like when I get drunk☆ Close to me and Zhang Mingyang, and the 4 little brothers in the class didn't go out together, but in the class, they still followed behind my ass, and as long as they got out of class, they gathered in my place to chat. Liu Yuanyuan was not selected for the school team basketball and was abused by Class 8, so he couldn't play a little hard.

And this kid told me that he fell in love with the sick Gong Yuanchao in our class. As soon as I heard it, okay, let him hurry up and soak others, and the Gong Yuanchao in the province gave me apples to eat every day. This kid is not stupid, he knows that Gong Yuanchao has a better impression of me, so he asked me how to pick up girls. I asked him: "Why are you admitted to 48 Middle School and still don't study hard, what kind of girl are you?" Liu Yuanyuan said cheaply: "I didn't dare in junior high school, I was too young, and if I didn't talk about it in high school, I wouldn't have a chance in the future." ”

I continued to tease him: "Then the university talks, how can there be no chance." Liu Yuanyuan said a little seriously: "I'm going to go to another place in college, my mother said that I have to find a partner in Dalian in the future." "I leaned on it at the time, what a waste, and I had to listen to my parents about the person I talked to. So the responsibility for bringing him bad falls on me, in fact, I'm not good at picking up girls, Huo Fan is better at it, and I belong to the passive type.

The only Xiong Annie I like didn't agree to me, and as for Song Luxi and Shangguan Wan, they both have a bit of a girl's initiative. So I told Liu Yuanyuan a lot of nonsense that I hadn't used myself, but after watching the tricks used by others, I told Liu Yuanyuan that I could give him ideas, but if I asked him to help him, don't think about it, I don't want to be embarrassed. I haven't forgotten the plot in the movie, the girl who likes me, I still help others chase her, I can't help me do that kind of lack of morality and lack of heart.

At noon, I went out to eat fast food with my 4 younger brothers, and met Lin Xuechun again. There are fewer people in this fast food restaurant, because it is 1 yuan more expensive than other homes, a few of us are slow to come out, and the nearby fast food restaurants are full, so we can only come to this one. As soon as I finished eating, Lin Xuechun beckoned me and asked me to sit next to her to eat, and she wanted to tell me something interesting. This person is also really thick-skinned, I annoy her to death, and she still pesters me.

I ignored her, but as I passed her, she reached out and grabbed my pants and dragged me next to her. I said, "What are you doing?" and she didn't get angry, but said to me excitedly, "Hurry up, I'll tell you something funny." I sat down helplessly, and then pushed Liu Jingjing next to me, asking her to point to the side, and be careful that I touched her with chopsticks when I was eating.

Liu Jingjing said very domineeringly: "If you touch me, I will break your chopsticks." I deliberately touched her lightly, then gave her the chopsticks and said to her, "You break it, hurry up, I'll see if you can break it." Lin Xuechun next to me asked the two of us to stop making trouble, and Liu Jingjing glared at me and didn't say anything again. At this time, I turned my head and shouted to Lin Xuechun: "Big ass, say it, what's the matter." ”

I called her big ass cheaply, she punched me, and then asked me: "How do you know that sophomore Zhang Mingyang?" I said: "That's how I know you, I beat the bastard of the sophomore varsity team, and he is also from the varsity team, so I know him." Then Lin Xuechun asked me with words: "Then do you know him?" I said impatiently: "If you have something to say, I eat, I don't have time to talk to you, do you fucking ask me something, or tell me a story?"

Lin Xuechun punched me again and said, "Don't you talk with dirty words, okay?" and then said to Liu Jingjing next to me: "Jingjing, if he says dirty words again, you beat her for me." Liu Jingjing immediately reached out and grabbed my ear, and pulled it back. I'm really speechless, I'm a big bastard who can't do anything about Lin Xuechun and the three girls. My four younger brothers were smiling at me at the next table, looking like they were devastated by me.

Lin Xuechun continued to tell her so-called interesting stories, saying that Zhang Mingyang was a sports student at our school...... After saying some nonsense that I all knew, Lin Xuechun lowered his voice to a very low voice and said to me, "Do you know that he is gay?" I was so startled that I almost flipped over the plate. Lin Xuechun saw my expression, she kept smiling proudly, and then continued: "I didn't lie to you, my friend is the main force of our school's senior basketball team like him, he told me personally, saying that the basketball team knows it, but it didn't spread in the school." ”

I snorted and said, "Now that you know, I guess the school will be able to spread the word." Lin Xuechun defended: "My mouth is not so cheap. I said to her unhappily: "You are not cheap, who is cheap?" As soon as I finished speaking, Liu Jingjing next to me was about to pull my ear and let me slap her hand aside with my backhand. Liu Jingjing was a little frightened, and Lin Xuechun asked me in surprise: "Are you angry? Are you really angry?"

I didn't respond to her, Lin Xuechun sighed and said: "Anyway, I'm kind, it's all true, believe it or not, it's boring, if you say it's angry, you'll be angry." I scolded: ", get out of the way, don't tell me about this in the future, I'm not interested." After speaking, I threw the chopsticks in my hand, and left the fast food restaurant before I finished eating, and Liu Yuanyuan shouted at me in the back to wait for them for a while. I replied, "I'm smoking outside and waiting for you, hurry up and eat." ”

When I came to the outside of the fast food restaurant, I felt nauseous, damn, this Lin Xuechun shouldn't have lied to me. From the beginning, I felt that Zhang Mingyang was too good to me, I beat his classmates, and he wanted to make friends with me. Then he took the initiative to teach me to play basketball, introduced me to other bastards in the sophomore year of high school, and helped me solve the problem of being expelled from the school team. Especially when Zhang Mingyang usually talks to me, it doesn't look like a buddy, but it doesn't look like a gay big glass, like a big brother.

I thought his character of making friends was like this, but it turned out to be a stinky glass, damn, if this gets out, I won't be laughed to death by others. In order to get out of 48, I mixed up with a big glass and couldn't believe the consequences of everyone knowing the facts. Thinking of this, the sentence after Zhang Mingyang got drunk yesterday is the mantra after drinking. I always thought that homosexuality only belonged to the kind of people who were neither men nor women, but it turned out that a boy like Zhang Mingyang, who can mix in the sun, turned out to be a gay stinky glass!

I don't have any opinion about homosexuality, who likes men and women, it has nothing to do with me. But you're a man who likes me, fuck off, go as far as you want. I also took it, and when I went to high school, not only did many girls like me, but even boys liked me, and I also created evil. Thinking of this, I suddenly went back to the fast food restaurant and said to Lin Xuechun: "Just now, don't talk nonsense everywhere, otherwise don't blame me for not treating you as a woman." ”

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