Of course, this dirty idea is only in Ye Haochuan's mind, just a leftover woman like Wang Yan, he is too lazy to accept it, if he lets his other women know, won't he tear himself up?

"I said, Auntie, you have to reform this concept well, what age is it now, what happened to the master's involvement with the apprentice? Who stipulates that teachers and students can't fall in love? Isn't the master-apprentice love between Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu a swan song for the ages?"

Ye Haochuan looked at Wang Yan with a smile and said.

"What Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu, two fictional characters in martial arts, can they be put in reality?" Wang Yan gritted her teeth and looked at Ye Haochuan, "Tell you, Ye Haochuan, I will definitely catch your handle and won't let you succeed." ”

"You grabbed my handle?" Ye Haochuan's eyes lit up, and a wicked smile appeared on his face, "I have a handle, you have a loophole, my handle just complements your loophole! Hehe!"

What do you handle to supplement my loopholes?

Wang Yan was still inexplicable at first, but looking at Ye Haochuan's malicious smile, she immediately came to her senses, this bastard is simply too hateful, he actually said such shameless and obscene words.

"You...... Shameless!" Wang Yan scolded angrily.

"Hehe, auntie, I don't understand it, I just said a trick and a loophole, how did it get into your mouth, and it became my shameless?" Ye Haochuan pretended to be stupid and said.

When it comes to shamelessness, who can stand out from the crowd? Although Wang Yan's face was so angry that her face turned pale, Ye Haochuan's words made her obviously dumb and bitter and couldn't say it.

At this time, Wang Yingjun jumped out and said loudly: "Ye Haochuan, do you still have a sense of courtesy, righteousness and shame?"

"What kind of thing is the heart of courtesy, righteousness and shame? Can Wang Dashao explain it to me?" Ye Haochuan continued to pretend to be confused.

"You ......" Wang Yingjun almost choked, he is a returnee, and he usually meets humble and polite people, who has ever seen such a scoundrel?

Snorting heavily, Wang Yingjun flicked his sleeves and said angrily: "It's not uncommon for me to say a few more words to an unqualified inferior person like you, it's just worth a lot, Director Wang, let's go." ”

Inferior?

Ye Haochuan was suddenly unhappy, you are paralyzed, Lao Tzu is an inferior person, is it possible that you are still a superior person?

"That's right, you're a high-quality person, such a big person, and you still wet the bed, it's really funny. Ye Haochuan said sarcastically.

"Nonsense! You just wet the bed!" Wang Yingjun was furious, and at the same time secretly frightened, he had some problems with his kidneys, and it was not easy to control his urine, this has always been his biggest secret, except for his parents, no one knows it, how can Ye Haochuan see this?

He was thinking wildly, when an aunt in charge of cleaning came over with a bucket of water, and accidentally slipped her foot, and at once dumped the water on the leather shoes he was wearing.

Wang Yingjun was already angry, but when he saw that his leather shoes were wet, he was furious on the spot and shouted: "Damn, you old woman, where are the dog's eyes? Do you know how much Lao Tzu's leather shoes cost?

The cleaning aunt knew that she was in trouble, and she was already panicking, but when she heard his words again, she was immediately frightened, and she couldn't speak: "How ...... How much does it cost?"

"One hundred thousand magnesium knife, one hundred thousand magnesium knife, do you know?" Wang Yingjun shouted, "Cao, with your color, even if you go, I'm afraid you won't be able to pay it back for the rest of your life!"

"One hundred thousand...... "Aunt Cleaning is a member of the bottom of the society at first glance, she has no knowledge, she has no concept of magnesium knife, she just thinks it is a huge amount of money, and her face is so frightened that her face is white.

The more Wang Yingjun thought about it, the more angry he became, and suddenly raised his foot, ready to kick the cleaning aunt fiercely, venting the hatred in his heart.

At this moment, Ye Haochuan suddenly pointed at him and shouted: "Oh, big news, big news, everyone, come and see, this Turtle Doctor pees his pants, this Turtle Doctor pees his pants......"

"I'm fucking you, talking nonsense, who peed his pants......" Seeing that in the hall, the surrounding crowd turned their eyes to him, Wang Yingjun's face was so embarrassed that his face was swollen red, and he wanted to slaughter Ye Haochuan.

However, at this moment, he suddenly felt a warmth between his legs, and when he looked down, his pants were wet, and a stream of water was flowing down his legs. His pants were gray trousers, which were extremely conspicuous after being moistened with urine.

"Oh my God, this ......"

Wang Yan next to her suddenly smelled a pungent smell, couldn't help covering her mouth and nose, and stayed away from Wang Yingjun.

At the same time, many male and female students who were decorating the hall rushed over, all looking at Wang Yingjun with strange eyes.

Wang Yingjun was so embarrassed, he had to find a crack in the ground to get into, this time he came to participate in the charity auction, and Wang Yantuo inquired about it, and learned that Ye Haochuan was also going to participate, so the two of them came to find Ye Haochuan's trouble, but they didn't expect to make such a moth.

Damn, it's a big mess!

"The surname Ye is you, it's you who make trouble, it's you who make trouble...... Wang Yingjun said angrily.

Just now Ye Haochuan said that he wet the bed, and then he peed his pants, if this matter has nothing to do with Ye Haochuan, he will not believe it.

In fact, this matter was really Ye Haochuan's secret troublemaker, and he would make a fool of himself in the air.

He is now a congenital master, and this little trick can be said to be extremely proficient, and he doesn't know it, and even Wang Yingjun himself didn't understand what was going on.

"Hehe, I said Wang Da Shao, you can take the medicine for neuropathy indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, how can I make trouble?" Ye Haochuan smiled, "You shouldn't say that the urine on your pants was sprinkled on you by the master, right?"

"You ......" Wang Yingjun choked suddenly, not knowing how to refute.

In front of everyone, it is an undeniable fact that he peed his pants on the spot, and he is not allowed to hand it over.

Seeing that more and more people are pouring over, and others are about to go crazy, why are they doing such a shameful thing today?

At this time, Ye Haochuan began to shout loudly again: "Hey, hey, I said that beauty, can you save some face for our turtle doctor Wang Dashao? People urinate incontinence, what a tragic thing it is, how can you take a picture so far away with your mobile phone? If you want to shoot, you have to take a closer shot, come and ......."

The girl who was taking pictures and posting them to Moments heard him say something interesting, and couldn't help but laugh, and then stepped forward boldly, clicked, and pressed the smartphone photo button.

Feeling that the flash of the mobile phone on the opposite side flashed, Wang Yingjun's whole face was green, where could he still care about settling accounts with the cleaning aunt, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Get out of the for me, get out of the way......" said, waving his hand and slipping away.

Behind him, Ye Haochuan's hateful voice came into his ears again: "I said that Wang Dashao, urinary incontinence, on the surface it is a kidney problem, but in fact, the brain is not fully developed, be careful!"