Text Chapter 111, The Female Man
"Ahh Now this person suddenly remembered, this seems to be the eight-tailed cat...
He looked at Xu Yuanxuan's cold eyes--- in that cat's eyes, he seemed to be a dead man...
I didn't dare to stay any longer, I didn't even leave the classic line "I'll be back!", turned around and ran.
"Hahahaha, I thought he was a cow! It turned out to be a coward!" Lin Rumei laughed wildly.
“... Should girls be your image?Wife, your return rate is almost 100 percent!" Lin Rumei and her husband looked anxious.
"Huh, why am I not a girl anymore?" Lin Rumei sat down on the road teeth, crossed Erlang's legs, put Xu Yuanxuan in the position of his stomach, and gently scratched Xu Yuanxuan's chin. Cats like to scratch their chins, and Seo Won-hyun is no exception, squinting his eyes and looking like he is enjoying himself.
"You come out, no one, can you be more elegant, dignified, and clean?" Indeed, just smack your ass and sit on the road, it's really not very elegant, besides, with Erlang's legs cocked, the skirt is still so short, I guess you've already been looked at.
Lin Rumei looked disgusted: "It's my freedom to sit as I like, and even the cats don't dislike me! Besides, if they don't look at it, won't it be over? A group of hooligans." ”
She said this very loudly, and a group of onlookers next to her, especially men, really had a few thin-skinned and shy people. But more of them were still cheeky and watching.
Xu Yuanxuan is embarrassed, I haven't been able to escape from the clutches, okay?
Lin Rumei and her husband had no recruitment, so they could only block the position by themselves and not let the group of lewd men see it.
"Let's go, let's eat, and the kittens may be hungry." ”
I guess the kitten may be hungry, and this said that played a role. Lin Rumei really got up, and the two of them went straight to a restaurant near the square, well, Western food.
Lin Rumei sat in a double seat: "Waiter, come and add a place for this cat." ”
The waiter was speechless, the restaurant didn't allow pets to come in, you brought it in, we just turned a blind eye to it, you meow and let me add a place to the cat?
When Lin Rumei's husband saw the waiter's face, which was darker than the bottom of the pot, he glanced at the sign prohibiting pets from entering and understood. He moved a chair himself, but fortunately it wasn't a weekend, and there were only three or four pairs of meals in the restaurant, and there were empty chairs.
"Two of you, please order. The waiter finally relented and ran to greet the two of them.
"Steak, five ripe. "The steaks here are still quite famous, and the Australian M10 grade beef is their collector's edition here. The M10 is certainly not the top-of-the-line, but generally speaking, the M10 is good enough for diners, and the price is not as outrageous as the M11 and M12. Wagyu beef is not served to restaurants outside the 11th district, and M10 is almost the best beef for Western restaurants in Huaxia.
"What about you, this gentleman?"
"Beef stew with red wine, vegetable salad, thank you. ”
Xu Yuanxuan found that there was no one who could get together between these two people. As soon as the woman sat down, she spread her legs sixty degrees apart and leaned back in the chair, as if she could lie down if she had not had a backrest. The man sat with a straight back, and although his legs were also separated, the angle was very small, and he looked very energetic.
"Heh, what an interesting couple. ”
"Poof, there's no one in that woman, more than a woman. No, she's just a man!"
"This girl looks at least 90 points, but this style, I can't stand it, I can't stand it. That big brother, you still accept this demon, don't let her come out and harm people!"
"Oh, I'll go, today is a long experience, women can still be so unrestrained, I guess this is also the first one. ”
Lin Rumei looked arrogant: "Who does this waiter throw his face at?"
"It's not because you brought the cat in, and then you have to get a chair for the cat? There are pets in front of the house that are obviously forbidden to enter, and you are blind, who is to blame?" her husband vomited in his heart. But I also know that if I say it so bluntly, with this woman's character, I will blow up immediately.
"It's not easy for people, if you're young, don't be like him. ”
The waiter happened to come out to deliver the salad, and he didn't squeak when he heard the words, and when he walked back, he rolled his eyes while no one was paying attention. But this scene was watched by Xu Yuanxuan. Poof, this person is also a second person.
What Xu Yuanxuan saw, of course the audience also saw.
"Hahahaha, do you see the waiter's expression?"
"Oh, I'll go, I feel sorry for the waiter for a second, whoever encounters this kind of superb customer in these years has to hit the street, and he endures it. ”
Not long after "your steak", another waiter brought the steak to Lin Rumei.
Slice the steak open and make it bright red inside. Lin Rumei came up angrily, "Serve..."She just wanted to shout, Xu Yuanxuan directly took the steak away... This time, even Lin Rumei has no temper, can't let the family remove the steak that the cat has eaten and replace it, right?
"Hello, do you have anything you need?" The waiter brother was standing next to him, and he couldn't see it? This woman is also strange to a certain extent, but now he is angry, and he is angry with such a strange person, can you get angry? He even wondered how Lin Rumei and his husband lived for so long? He was not angry to death?
Lin Rumei smiled and ate this vegetable salad and waited for his main course, and there were a lot of potatoes in the red wine beef stew here, so he was naturally very hungry. Modern people pay attention to eating small meals often, and this is obviously a health expert.
"Bring me another steak, it's going to be medium-rare. "She didn't dare to ask for five points this time...
Xu Yuanxuan rolled his eyes, in fact, the medium-rare ones are also quite delicious, don't you see how much is left of its few bites? You must know that Xu Yuanxuan's appetite is very tricky by Zhu Yumeng, and even he eats it with relish, which proves that the chef of this shop does have two brushes, but just like that, this woman is still dissatisfied with one and three resentful, and she is often looking for faults, is it premarital syndrome?
I just heard her husband say that at tomorrow's wedding banquet, let her be more restrained. The woman replied "uh-huh", without sincerity. Seo Won-hyun really wants to join in the fun tomorrow. However, the wedding banquet is not suitable for live broadcasting, after all, the impact is very bad, and if the live broadcast is out, it may affect people's lives. After all, today's live broadcast made the system play a mosaic, and the voice also changed the voice of the onlookers in the square, and Xu Yuanxuan also cleared their memories for a while just now, so that they would not remember everything that such a woman had just done.
Xu Yuanxuan likes the funny combination of these two, but he doesn't want to affect the happiness of other people's lives because of his live broadcast, if it's positive, it's fine, if it's negative, maybe he will regret it for life. Therefore, the necessary confidentiality is still very important.
The steak and beef stew in red wine are almost all delivered on the front and back. There is a whole large plate of red wine beef stew, which looks much more than that steak, but there are also a lot of potatoes and carrots in it, so whether the steak is more hungry or this red wine beef stew is more hungry depends on the amount of food of these two people... It turns out that the amount of food for the female man is indeed not covered, but her teeth are not very strong. Apparently stuffed teeth ... She didn't ask the waiter for a toothpick, she just started to pick it... The nails of the little fingers of her right hand and left hand are long and pointed, Xu Yuanxuan originally thought that she had some hobbies, so she specially kept them, but now it seems... It's used to pick teeth.
Xu Yuanxuan began to imagine the scene of Zhu Yumeng picking his teeth, the picture was so beautiful that he couldn't dare to look at it!
As a result, Lin Rumei's husband didn't seem to be surprised, and asked her, "Have you eaten enough?" Obviously, Lin Rumei didn't eat enough, but it was about the same.
"The waiter brought me a Black Forest cake, well, no cherries. ”
As soon as Lin Rumei and her husband covered their foreheads, you will continue to be embarrassed. It's impossible to say she's ignorant, as if she's deliberately trying to get along with other people's restaurants. Putting cherries in the Black Forest cake is the authentic method, she is good, not to let the family pick out the cherries, the restaurant dishes should also pay attention to beauty, people have to plug those holes perfectly, but it takes a lot of effort. Especially for the hot seller Black Forest cake, most restaurants will make a sufficient amount of finished products and serve them directly. As a result, she did this, and it is estimated that the head chef will cry.
“... This woman is simply invincible!"
"We said, that husband, you are doing harm for the people!