Chapter 001: The Rebirth Posture Is Not Quite Right
"it, what the hell is this?"
Lin Xiu stood on the street and observed for more than ten minutes before he realized that he seemed to have failed the tribulation and returned to the earth, but even if the tribulation failed, even if he returned to the earth, he would not be reborn into a five or six-year-old child, right?
"Is there any reason for this?"
As soon as he burst out of his foul mouth, a wisp of fragrant wind suddenly drifted by, and as soon as Lin Xiu looked up, he saw that what appeared in front of him was a round of buttocks as perfect as the moon.
The slender legs of the beautiful woman in front of him happened to be parallel to her height, and out of a certain indignation and dissatisfaction in her heart, Lin Xiu raised her hand and slapped it fiercely towards the 'round grinding plate' in front of her!
'Bang', the elasticity on the buttocks is amazing!
"Ahh
"What's the matter, Lily?" an old man who looked to be a round older than this beauty suddenly pushed open the door of the luxury car next to him with a courteous smile and walked down.
"This little bastard who came out of nowhere touched my ass!" Lily twisted her hips and stomped her feet, and she was spitting at the old man, which was disgusting to watch.
The old man looked at the dirty palm print on his goddaughter's skirt, and it was indeed a child's handprint!
"Who kind of slut are you, ask your parents to come and pay money!" The old man thought that he had to spend a lot of blood in the mall to get rid of this slut, and suddenly had a feeling that his toys were defiled by others, and raised his hand to make a slap motion and threatened, "Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you!"
Lin Xiu's cute little eyes just flashed with a wisp of murderous aura!
"Stop!" a crisp voice came.
Lin Xiu raised his little head and looked over, only to see a beautiful woman in uniform running over, her pure face and devilish figure were perfectly matched, especially the outline of the uniform, which brought out the convex and backward figure, which was graceful and beautiful.
"Wow, Sister Police Flower, you are so beautiful!" Lin Xiu suddenly blinked cutely and boasted.
"You're beautiful!" Unexpectedly, the beauty glared at Lin Xiu angrily, and scolded directly, "You stinky boy saves the old lady's worry, okay?" I'm on duty in the mall, let you play at the front desk for a while, and as soon as you turn around, you're gone, my little ancestor, what's wrong with you?"
"Yo he, dare to love beauty, are you a relative of this little mongrel?" The old man's eyes began to light up from the moment he saw Lin Xuanman appear!
"Little bastard?" Lin Xuanman raised her eyebrows and stared at him and said coldly, "This gentleman, please keep some morality, I can compensate for the child's mistakes, why bother doing this?"
"That's okay, for your sake, beauty, as long as you add me to WeChat and compensate me privately, I can put this little ...... Kid a horse!"
Lin Xuanman looked at the old man's obscene appearance that was about to flow out of his saliva, and suddenly felt a chill, frowned and sneered: "I think it's better to forget it, how much is this skirt, I still pay you for the skirt, there is no need to add WeChat!"
"Are you sure?, this dress is a limited edition of the season's Versace, I just bought it for more than 40,000 yuan, and the invoice is still in my bag, can you afford it?" The woman who was originally jealous of Lin Xuanman's beauty compared to herself rolled her eyes and mocked.
Lin Xuanman's face turned pale instantly, and he exclaimed: "How much? There are more than 40,000 skirts of such fabric? Don't blackmail people!"
Lin Xiu stood behind Lin Xuanman, and now his attention was not at all on the quarrel between these adults, but stared straight at Lin Xuanman's buttocks, just now he thought that the beauty was beautiful enough, but compared with Lin Xuanman's extremely perfect buttocks, the other party immediately became a street goods.
"Blackmail?" When Lin Xuanman said this, the woman suddenly became angry, stared at Lin Xuanman with disdainful eyes, and sneered, "Look at you like this, you know that you have never seen a skirt of more than 1,000 yuan, right?
The woman threw a small ticket in high spirits.
Lin Xuanman's face turned pale in an instant, and his momentum weakened suddenly, and he turned around and glared at Lin Xiu fiercely: "Little bastard...... I'll clean you up after I get back!"
Subsequently, Lin Xuanman could only put down her body aggrievedly and said with a wry smile: "Look, with the salary of my profession, I will definitely not be able to pay you for this skirt, otherwise you will give me the skirt? I will help you take it back and wash it, and my ID card will be pressed to you, is it okay?"
"Yo yo yo, are you pretending to be cowardly now?" the woman sneered with a sour look, "It's okay if you don't want to lose this money, let this little bastard stand up and slap me in the face to relieve my anger, it's all about me helping this untutored thing learn a long lesson!"
"That's too much, isn't it?" Lin Xuanman said in a deep voice.
"Don't you think it's good?" At this time, the old man stood up, glanced at Lin Xuanman's figure with a playful expression, and said with a smile, "If you are willing to invite me to a meal in private, this matter can also be passed, how about it?"
Lin Xiu couldn't listen to it anymore, although he was still a child's body for the time being, but after all, he was a man who had lived a lifetime, Lin Xiu could see through the face of this old thing at a glance, he was coveting Lin Xuanman's appearance.
Lin Xiu jumped out directly from behind Lin Xuanman, made a grimace at the old thing and scolded: "Shame on the face, the old guy is not ashamed to raise a junior, the big bad wolf pretends to be a pleasant goat, and the big bad wolf pretends to be a pleasant goat, ...... it."
Lin Xuanman never thought that Lin Xiu would run out from behind and curse, she was suddenly shocked and shouted, "Ah Xiu, shut up—"
When the old thing heard such a scolding, he was poked at the pain point, and he was immediately furious: "Little bastard, do you talk nonsense again believe that Lao Tzu beat you to death?"
"I'm sorry, the old guy has a reason to raise a junior, and he still wants to bully me as a child, it's really stinky and shameless!" Lin Xiu was pulled behind Lin Xuanman's ass, but he still laughed and continued to scold.
"I'm going to beat you little bastard to death today!" the old guy rushed straight over.
Lin Xuanman had learned martial arts, of course she didn't want Lin Xiu to be hurt, but just when she was about to block the old guy, the 'bewitching junior' rushed over and hugged Lin Xuanman through gritted teeth, deliberately letting the old guy beat Lin Xiu!
A touch of killing intent flashed in Lin Xiu's eyes, and he just wanted to solve the old guy with a punch, but he clenched his fist and realized that he was now a child's body, seeing that the old thing's fist had already come, Lin Xiu's eyes flashed, and he saw the luxury car next to him, and made a reaction in an instant!
"Bang!"
"Ugh...... It hurts me to death!" Lin Xiu screamed and covered his little face, his nose bleeded!
Lin Xuanman trembled with anger, glared at the old guy in disbelief and gritted his teeth and said coldly: "Are you still fucking human?
The number of onlookers next to him increased, and at this time, when I saw an adult beating a child to bleed, I immediately blamed him.
The old guy and the model goddaughter panicked instantly!
But in a blink of an eye, the old guy saw a large piece of the recess on his car, and couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded, and the green tendons on his neck burst out: "Paralyzed! Lao Tzu's car was damaged by you, you have to compensate!"
Lin Xiu was held in Lin Xuanman's arms, only to feel that a pair of plump faces were extremely comfortable on his small face, and deliberately grimaced at the old thing, and then pretended to faint!
Lin Xuanman hugged Lin Xiu, who was in a coma with blood on his face, and shouted in a panic: "Ah Xiu, Ah Xiu, wake up, don't scare my aunt, your mother entrusted you to me, if something happens to you, what can I do......"
"Little bastard still pretending to be dead?" The old guy saw Lin Xiu's grimace just now, and he was about to explode at this time, and he clenched his fists and rushed over again and pointed at Lin Xuanman and shouted angrily, "You crashed Lao Tzu's car, you have to lose money!"
"Lose money, lose your mother!" Lin Xuanman's emotions were a little out of control, and he yelled directly at the old thing, "Are you still human? Beat a five or six-year-old child like this, smashed his own car and wronged us for losing money? It's not as good as a beast!"
The old man was so angry that he gritted his teeth and said that Lin Xiu was pretending to be unconscious, but Lin Xiu's nosebleeds on his face couldn't be faked, and the surrounding crowd and public opinion fell to the side, and they all began to scold the old thing and his model goddaughter!
That's right!
Lin Xiushuang pillowed crookedly in a pile of fertile snow in Lin Xuanman's chest, listening to the one-sided scolding around him, and secretly felt complacent in his heart that he had deliberately come up to receive this punch just now.
Old guy fight me? You're still a little tender!
The tighter Lin Xuanman hugged him, the more comfortable Lin Xiu felt, just now he was watching from a distance through the uniform, but now he is tightly leaning against the pair of perfect peaks, that feeling is simply wonderful.
At this time, the old guy and the model's goddaughter saw that the situation was not quite right, so they could only grit their teeth and swallow in their stomachs!
But before leaving, the old thing stared at Lin Xuanman coldly, and threatened fiercely: "Your name is Lin Xuanman, right? Lao Tzu remembered your number and this little bastard, this account Lao Tzu will come back sooner or later, why don't you wait for me!"
No one noticed that Lin Xiu opened his eyes and coldly glanced at the old thing's license plate number.