"Since you swear so much, then you can take me with you, I'll see if you two boys go to KTV tonight, you will definitely go to the Internet café to open the black, just now Jiang Fan you and Xia Xiaobin are not afraid of crooked shadows, there must be no problem, so let's go and take a look." ”

Hearing Xia Xue'er in front of him say this, Jiang Fan couldn't wait to slap his face a few times, why is his mouth so cheap?

"It's so late, it's not safe outside, let's stay here, after all, we have to continue to travel here tomorrow, if I don't have a good rest tonight, I won't have the energy tomorrow, and there will be time to play around, right?"

Jiang Fan was in a cold sweat at this time, Xia Xue'er sat down with Jiang Fan obediently, Jiang Fan looked at Xia Xue'er on the side of the bed, sitting so close to him, and he could feel the airflow on Xia Xue'er's body, which stimulated the breathing of the skin.

"I feel like you're very hot, because I see so much sweat on your body, maybe you lied because of your injury, you sweated, maybe you just went out to find a woman tonight, tell me about it." ”

At this time, Jiang Fan begged all the names of the immortals he knew in his heart, hoping that they could protect him, but at this time, Jiang Fan actually became a theist.

Jiang Fan used to be an atheist, and at this time, in order to survive this difficulty, he could only beg to know all the gods in his mind, including Indian, Western, Eastern, and local sects in remote places.

"What are you talking about? It's already so hot now, plus I'm a boy, and I've just come back from outside, and I'm exercising a lot, so you see so much sweat on my body, of course it's right, by the way, did you buy them any good things when you went shopping today? ”

"Don't change the topic, let's talk about this topic, where is Xia Xiaobin now? And are you going to look for a woman tonight? Isn't it true that our three big beauties can't attract you Jiang Fan. ”

Jiang Fan could only smile awkwardly, and then Xia Xue'er saw Jiang Fan's clothes and walked over directly, Jiang Fan saw his clothes and was caught by Xia Xue'er.

wanted to grab it, but Xia Xue'er looked at Jiang Fan indifferently, Jiang Fan could only let go obediently, and then raised his hands as if he had surrendered.

"What are you doing with my clothes? It's full of sweat, if you smoke it down, I'm sure I'll send you to the hospital for first aid, and as the saying goes, stinky men, stinky men, men smell very bad, so don't take them and smell them, they don't smell good at all." ”

Jiang Fan wanted to cry without tears at this time, Xia Xue'er actually took her clothes to the tip of her nose and sniffed it, and after smelling for a while, Xia Xue'er looked at Jiang Fan with an evil smile, and threw Jiang Fan's clothes directly into Jiang Fan's arms.

"Jiang Fan, I didn't expect you to be able to do it now, and you actually lied to me, you said that you didn't go out to find a woman tonight, why did I smell a woman's smell on it? This is a perfume smell unique to women, and this perfume smell is still a famous brand. ”

"What are you talking about? This must have been accidentally touched by someone when I was drinking, so I left a perfume smell on my clothes, what are you worried about? I don't believe me, how can it smell of perfume? It smells of alcohol. ”

Of course, Jiang Fan couldn't believe it, after all, he had no physical contact with that blueberry, how could he leave his own smell? So Jiang Fan took these clothes and smelled them, but they only smelled of wine, not perfume at all.

"Xia Xue'er, you lied to me like this, how can there be a smell of perfume on my clothes, obviously there is only the smell of wine, you really let me have a nose failure, let me tell you, my nose is so powerful, I can smell anything. ”

Xia Xue'er didn't expect Jiang Fan to still admit it at this time, so she sat next to Jiang Fan silently and looked at Jiang Fan with provocative eyes.

"You say I'm lying to you, so I'll tell you what kind of woman is wearing this perfume?"

Xia Xue'er picked up his clothes from Jiang Fan's side again, smelled it, then thought about it, and then sniffed it a few more times, Jiang Fan just held his breath and looked at Xia Xue'er in front of him.

"The women who use this perfume are average, they are middle-aged women, because this perfume feels faint, just like a woman, fading away from all the prosperity and falling into calm, and the woman who uses such a perfume is, after all, a particularly cultivated woman, and a particularly beautiful woman. ”

Of course, this faint fragrance also has a pungent taste, which means that although this woman looks very calm on the surface, she is a fierce tiger on the inside. ”

"So this woman is not an ordinary woman, Jiang Fan, did I guess wrong, you met a middle-aged beautiful young woman today, I guessed right?"

Xia Xue'er looked at Jiang Fan triumphantly at this time, Jiang Fan looked at Xia Xue'er so proudly, the first thing he did was to think about whether this woman was following him at any time, otherwise how would he know?

Jiang Fan rang for a moment, at this time, he must not admit it, he can't admit it if he is killed, he must insist, even if he insists that he is looking for a woman outside, he can't agree, he must insist.

"What are you talking about? I must have accidentally touched an elderly woman while I was drinking, and he said I only like girls like you, how can I like middle-aged young women? ”

Blueberry shivered at this time, Blueberry looked around, and found that the temperature of his air conditioner was not particularly low, why did he suddenly have a cold war?

"It seems that the temperature of the air conditioner can't be turned on too low next time, and I actually have to shiver at the flat temperature, so if the temperature is lower, am I going to catch a cold?"

Of course, Blueberry didn't know that Jiang Fan was saying bad things about him not far away, and from this time, he was still watching TV seriously.

Xia Xue'er didn't expect Jiang Fan to say something that he didn't even believe at this time, it seems that Jiang Fan, a young man, didn't admit it if he was killed, so Xia Xue'er couldn't help it, after all, Jiang Fan didn't admit it when he was killed, even if he pried his teeth open with pliers, he wouldn't admit it.