1177 Two or three things with cold frost
After hearing Cold Frost say this, the smoking gun that was swaying and pacing in square steps bared its teeth and waved its hand towards Cold Frost while leaning towards the car door.
"No, no, big sister, you're wrong. ”
"Gu Zheng is just a big man, and he didn't drink too much, so he didn't have to be carried by others. ”
"This man, you can't get used to it. ”
"Look, I'll show you how to deal with people who fall asleep. ”
After saying that, the cigarette gun brought the unshaven mouth close to Gu Zheng's ear, a luck dantian...... shouted out the hearts of all parents: "Get up! Gu Zheng! It's time to pee!"
And it was this voice that made Gu Zheng jump up at a height, and with a 'bang', his head hit the soft decoration on the roof of the business car.
"Wow, what a bastard!"
Gu Zheng, who was covering his head, was a little dazed, this familiar voice had never sounded in his ears since he was admitted to Fengtai Technical School.
His aunts and uncles used to tell him that when they got up early for a walk, they would pass by the side of his house and face the window in the simple compound where he lived.
The roar made his body form a natural reaction, and every time he heard that he got up to pee, he would jump up high.
But what's the situation now?
Gu Zheng, who reacted, was slightly angry, and pointed his finger at the smoking gun with a smile on his face, "You...... You're a few times after, and you're completely deflated.
There's no way, no matter how bullish Gu Zheng is outside, when he arrives in the acre and three-point land of Hongmen Village, he is still the pitiful little one in the past.
Looking at the sluggish cold frost again, Gu Zheng's expression was three points better.
I'm afraid this woman can't imagine the unique way of waking up in their Red Gate Village.
Here, I believe in love, help each other, and the neighbors help the sleeping Gu Zheng home?
Such a good thing is impossible!
Gu Zheng, who knew the temperament of the people around him, rubbed his messy hair that he was sleeping on, and jumped out of the car as soon as he threw his hand towards the cigarette gun.
When the door of his house was about to close slowly, the smoking gun with the pig's head meat waved his hand to the two of them very chicly: "No thanks, hurry back." "It was very successful to let the cold frost follow a stumbling path.
Such a strange painting style fully illustrates how Gu Zheng's current character has been shaped.
Just as Cold Frost struggled to stand still, suddenly, a pair of strong and powerful arms leaned in from behind her, and wrapped around her slender waist.
"Hehe......" Gu Zheng's voice sounded behind Leng Shuang: "The little train to the big bed room is about to start." ”
"Please prepare Comrade Lengshuang, the only passenger of this train......"
As Gu Zheng's voice fell, the girl who was surrounded was beaten horizontally...... I was hugged by the person behind me.
And this particularly swaying car, as soon as it was driven, it drove all night.
It wasn't until the next day's dawn that I barely arrived at the station.
The refreshing cold frost and the tired Gu Zheng were lying on the bed side by side head and toe like this, chatting about the slight changes that had happened here after Gu Zheng left.
"Is my popularity really so exaggerated now?
Hearing Gu Zheng's question, Leng Shuang had already prepared, she slapped Gu Zheng's still bare back, and greeted him like a kitten and a puppy: "Wait, I'll show you something, and you'll understand after reading it." After saying this, he picked up the thin quilt on the bed and wrapped it around his body, ran to the cabinet in front of the bed, and took off his handbag.
There's a pear slab on the side, and there's a particularly obvious link to the file on it.
When the cold cream turned over to the bed again, the two of them lay on the bed and looked at the Gu Zheng's fame analysis form specially made by this girl.
PPT format, illustrated and illustrated.
"Let's take a look at the first step, you have reached a state of accumulation before you go abroad. ”
"At that time, you had reached the point of being well-known in various fields, but because of the unpopular nature of the fields involved, the general public's understanding of you was still very shallow. ”
"This is also your initial state, people who have seen your news once or twice, when they see you in person, unless they have really dealt with you, ordinary people will not recognize your identity. ”
"This is the state of not knowing each other. ”
"But since you went to that popular variety show, that is, the old variety show with a young audience, run big brother, in the process of official promotion, your fame has been boosted. ”
"After all, it's the first episode of the sixth season, they naturally want to do more publicity and gimmicks, it is said that this show is because it is one issue a year, in order to remind everyone of the glory of the past, every time a new season is opened, Zhejiang Satellite TV has to be overwhelmingly promoted. ”
"And you are also one of their gimmicks in the first issue, which can improve the style very well, and at the same time achieve the purpose of increasing the ratings. ”
"After all, those who watch marathons, the top ten youths, and the crowd of excellent painters are afraid that they will not be able to watch entertainment programs like running big brothers. ”
"But who would have thought that your performance in this issue ......"
Speaking of the cold frost here, he opened the video prepared in his hand, and inside was the heroic posture of Gu Zheng picking up more than a dozen people.
followed the broadcast of the online version was the dense barrage after his appearance.
"I'm going to go! Is there such a big difference between professional athletes and ordinary people?"
"I just want to get down on my knees and call Daddy!"
"I finally understood what the meaning of the ancient people's one force and ten meetings were. ”
"This kind of person can't play strategy, people are inflexible with great strength, and they have no combat power to run fast and long. This is simply an invincible two-in-one!"
Looking at this group of barrages, you can also feel the sensation caused by this first episode when it was just broadcast.
Attached to this news link is a hot post related to Running Man, and after that episode was broadcast, the news of the day was all like this.
'Big brother invited the non-human Gu Zheng, the non-human beings who were hiding around him. ’
'Gu Zheng picked out ten, and actually tore Lu Han to cry......
'On the old gang dishes, small fresh meat, big beauties, the fall in front of the straight male athlete in the steel pipe'
Just looking at the title, nine out of ten are related to Gu Zheng.
And taking advantage of the rising fame of this variety show, there is a so-called insider's pain revealed.
I don't know how this video leaked out, the ROADMAN that will definitely be killed The collection related to Gu Zheng was abruptly placed on multiple comprehensive forums with the most gossip and revelations, and the authenticity is relatively reliable, and it was widely forwarded by the melon-eating masses in an extremely short period of time.
Because this short video content of only five minutes is too powerful, what Kimchi Country originally wanted to cover up is clearly placed on the bright side.
Let everyone understand from the side that this fighting entertainment program that is popular on the side of the kimchi country is not friendly to the Chinese side.
Once again, it is confirmed that one should not try to look for a trace of so-called friendship among a hostile nation or country.
For a time, the people who ate melons applauded one after another.
Among Gu Zheng's fan group, there is inexplicably a group of very weird special people.
This group of people has a very loud name, the stick is black all their lives, and the brains are damned......
And when this group of people with a weird painting style almost took Gu Zheng's few freshman fans off the original track, the advertisement immediately after the column was broadcast.
The red arrow gum with a very exaggerated image didn't make much splash, but after Gu Zheng, who was dressed in urban management equipment, appeared, he set off a stormy wave.
'I'll go!Gu Zheng is the chengguan!?'
'He's the city manager of the capital city, and the small traders in the capital city are too happy, right?'
I'll just say that Gu Zheng is a super human, I was quite strange at the time, how could there be a superhero in Huaguo, and when his identity was revealed, I realized. ’
'It's the chengguan, that's not unusual, the strongest combat power, there's nothing wrong. ’
'I'm not convinced!'
'I'm Super Saiyan not convinced!'
'I, Sun Wukong, are not convinced!'
In the end, it became a big competition of the strongest combat power of a group of neurotics racking their brains, which made the onlookers a sea of joy.
This also made Gu Zheng, who was lying on the bed, have a constipated expression on his face.
"That's it, so I'm on fire?"
"Yes!" Leng Shuang nodded, clicked back the black history she had collected about Gu Zheng, and after storing it properly, she unconsciously pulled today's news and said to Gu Zheng: "What else do you want? You are not a person in the film and television industry who will die if you are not entertained." ”
"The masses are forgetful, just your heat, wait until a month later, you go to the street to take a look, at most a few fitness old men and old ladies will say hi to you, who else has the kung fu to care about who you are. ”
"After all, this is the capital city where people come and go, and you can't be busy with your own affairs, do you think you can create a scene of street disturbance and gathering crowds to watch? Don't be funny, you are not an author who sits on the street and commits suicide on the roof of the building of China Literature Group, who cares about you. ”
It makes sense, and I have no words to argue with it.
Gu Zheng, who was stunned, touched his nose very embarrassed, but was dragged to the front of the tablet by the cold frost who lowered his head and continued to browse the news.
"What's going on? Didn't you say that it wouldn't be forgotten for long? What are you excited about?"
At this time, Leng Shuang pointed to the latest push news on the screen, and he was slightly excited and speechless.
When Gu Zheng first glanced at the title, he would be happy.
Gu Zheng, the champion of the double gold medal in the Surfing Competition, appeared at the Capital Airport with his girlfriend. ’
'Gu Zheng has red lips on his face, and his girlfriend is as enthusiastic as fire'
'Gu Zheng's famous doctor's girlfriend'
Yes, it was just one night's work, and the identity of Cold Frost was cleaned up.
The professionalism of modern media people can be seen.
And a piece of news is really challenging people's shame.
Looking at the photo of himself holding hands with Gu Zheng, who was covered with lipstick marks, Leng Shuang covered his face.
"It's over, I don't have a face to see people, and my character has collapsed. ”
"How can you make me face the patient with a cold face, and no one will listen to what I say in the future!"
Gu Zheng, who was complained about this, didn't care, he put his palm on Leng Shuang's head with his backhand, and after successfully kneading his girlfriend into a chicken nest, he was happy: "What's there to worry about." ”
"You're going to take this opportunity to set up someone to be a gentle female doctor?"
"As for whether others will think it is a little strange? What is this? Dr. Leng is bathed in pink light every day because of his love, and naturally becomes gentle and lovely, is there any problem?"
Hearing Gu Zheng say this, Cold Frost's eyes became blank.
Alas, forget it, finding a boyfriend with a mental retardation is also her own choice.
Doctor Leng, who finally no longer planned to lie in bed with this person, turned over from the big bed and got off the ground with both hands and feet, and after putting on the clothes one by one, he briefly talked to Gu Zheng about her arrangements for today.
"I'll drive to the unit in a while, go to the ward for a routine round, you have a vacation today, and you will take out your moldy clothes and bedding at home to dry, a rare good day. ”
Listening to his girlfriend's command, Gu Zheng, who was still hiding in the quilt, nodded again and again, he was just about to turn around his hometown and get ready for moving to a new home.
'Bang Dang'
The bedroom door was closed, and with the sound of sloping heels, Gu Zheng could tell that his cold doctor had walked out of the gate of the courtyard.
But after the exclamation: "Gu Zheng!", this woman, who was still elegant and beautiful when she left, was as if she was being chased by a group of cockroaches and rats behind her at this time, and she had no image at all.
"What's going on?"
Gu Zheng forcibly suppressed the schadenfreude in his tone, and rarely showed the reaction that a normal boyfriend should have.
And Leng Shuang, who had already been shocked, didn't notice that Gu Zheng was wrong at this time, but instead pointed his finger desperately in the direction of the gate: "Outside the door, there are reporters outside the door!" Squatting on both sides of your small courtyard, blocking the entrance to the alley!"
Get!
Everyone underestimated Gu Zheng's popularity now, he is one of the strongest people in the topic during this period of time, and the Hongmen Village where he is located is open like a sieve with big holes, and anyone can walk through.
Those reporters who have not had the opportunity to interview Gu Zheng have not hurried to hurry up to block the door, I am afraid that when the heat of this period really passes, they will never have a chance to get close.
As a result, this caused Gu Zheng's small courtyard to be pulled out and successfully contained, and for a while, even the well-informed Gu Zheng fell into deep contemplation.
He is easy to say, but how should Cold Frost break through smoothly?
I'm really dragging my girlfriend back.
Just when Gu Zheng was at a loss, suddenly, from the other side of his courtyard...... A very irritable voice sounded: "Well, what! A few old girls don't sleep, are you going to fish here on my family's territory?"
"Hey, who sent you here? grandson, speak, are you the old people from Liulichang, or the group of liars from Panjiayuan?"
"I tell you, no one is afraid of my smoking gun, let them inquire and inquire, in the circle of playing flowers, birds, fish and insects, who doesn't know the name of my smoking gun!"
"Dare to play tricks with me, steal business, I can't kill them, I'll kill you first......"
It's a smoking gun, and his name as a big landlord who has stood for half of Hongmen Village is not called in vain.
In the early morning, there were so many strange people in an area inexplicably, and at the same time, this group of old neighbors was vigilant, and they immediately notified the smoking gun brother who was the most capable of handling things in their eyes.
No, when Gu Zheng was worried, someone would solve the difficulties for him.
"Quick!" Gu Zheng helped the cold frost and stabilized her figure, then pulled her towards the back wall of the small courtyard and slipped over: "Take advantage of this opportunity, let's go over the wall!"
"I'll go to the hospital with you and call Jiang Yue in your lounge, and he will handle this matter. ”
"As for the next few days, let's go to my newly bought apartment first. Oh, by the way, you haven't been there yet, this time, I'll let you have a hostess's addiction, and the master bedroom will be arranged according to your preferences?"
This tone was quite tempting, so that the cold cream who was originally irritable in his heart was also diverted.
"Alright, alright, let's climb the wall. ”
As soon as he finished saying this, he looked at the cold frost on the back wall of Gu Zheng's house and regretted it a little.
Now she wears a decent skirt, the only highlight is that the skirt is a very tight and fitting skirt, and this skirt in addition to highlighting the contour of the hips, also has a very powerful function, that is, it cannot separate the legs.
Can't even separate her legs, how should you let her climb this wall?
On the side, her boyfriend, as if he didn't notice her embarrassment at this time, was still gesturing on the wall to guide her to climb the wall.
"The wall of my courtyard is not high at all, do you see this locust tree, you take the trunk as a place to settle down, and you hold it up, step on it, and then support it, and step on it again, and you climb on the wall. ”
"After I pass first, you jump into my arms again, and we can slip away without a trace. ”
……
If you climb like this, the frosty skirt will become a crotch cloth without a middle part......
Hey, if it weren't for my blindness, I'm afraid this person would be lonely and old.
followed the cold frost that sighed, tugged on the sleeve of Gu Zheng's sportswear, pointed to his skirt again, and made a gesture of spreading his hands.
And Gu Zheng's eyes followed Cold Frost's instructions, and after staring at the other party's straight thigh for a full thirty seconds, he realized his girlfriend's true intentions.
This dress is not very easy to stretch, but he is Gu Zheng, just climbing the wall with a person, why is it difficult?