Chapter 7: A Pen Fairy
This breeze blew just right, and just when he was satisfied and unprepared, it came quietly, like a small flame that had just been lit met a heavy rain basin, and it could only be strong.
And the laughter clearly let him know that something unclean really followed him home.
Mo Yiyi shuddered, but he didn't dare to look back, the ostrich chose to bury his head in the soil when he encountered danger, and he chose to bury his head in front of the computer.
I didn't expect it to be even more terrifying!
Through the reflection on the blue computer screen, he saw a bloody mouth, extremely long fangs, a tongue full of barbs, and a bloody face, the point is that he can't distinguish between men and women.
Mo Yian's body was weak, his legs shrank, and the whole person slid under the table.
But it was blown up by a gust of wind, and his body was like a piece of paper, fluttering in the wind, fluttering and falling in the middle of the house.
Mo Yian, who was terrified, opened his mouth wide, his eyes bulging like goldfish in a fish tank.
Suddenly, I felt a touch of softness brushing my cheeks, and it should be the tongue.
Sweat was dripping out, and the depths of the thighs were surging, and instinct and reason were making the final attack.
"Soldiers can be killed but not humiliated, scholars, can't pee their pants!"
Swish~
Mo Yifu was completely relaxed, and his face was full of comfort.
It turned out that someone had opened a slit in his eyelids.
What, it's not scary at all.
In front of him was a six- or seven-year-old girl, with red lips and white teeth, bright eyes and bright teeth, smiling silently, wearing a big red robe, cute~
Looking down, the little girl floats quietly in the air, and she can fly~
Mo Yian's eyelids rolled, he couldn't believe what he saw in front of him, and he was about to fall into a coma.
"Are you a rescuer brought in by the monkeys?"
The same immature voice, clear to the ear, Mo Yi was annoyed with a throbbing, and there was a picture in his mind that was being replayed.
The blue world, the pen that flew out of the blue pagoda, kept asking this sentence repeatedly. Although it is not very satisfying.
"I'm a human killed by a monkey!"
Mo Yifu straightened his chest, it turned out that she was still a little girl, so there was no reason to be afraid. It's a big deal to use strength, can you still beat a little girl?
Then, the heavens and the earth turned upside down, dizzy, and Mo Yiyi flew to the bed in all directions.
"Dare to blaspheme this immortal!
Mo Yi stood upside down in a daze.
"What kind of immortal are you?"
"I'm a pen fairy!"
The voice pretended to be cold, but it still couldn't cover up the crisp children's voice, he wanted to be in awe, but he felt that he was just a little doll, what kind of system?
Suddenly, a strong majesty was released from the little girl, making him feel as if he was facing the Leshan Giant Buddha, *solemn!
Mo was annoyed by the two tremors, slumped on the bed, and pointed his fingers at the figure in the air.
"It's a pen fairy, it's so terrifying, the latest popular thing is that the pen fairy kills people! That game really can't be played, whoever plays it will die! I'm still young, I just want to be an excellent writer with a conscience, and I've never finished the game of the pen fairy! Why did they find me? Could it be that my competitors did it?"
The pen fairy stood in the air, looking at the stupid man on the bed who was paralyzed into mud and babbling nonsense, and did not speak, but began to look at the house.
One bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, 50 square meters, no more. The key is that it is old, the yin qi is very heavy, and it is easy to get rheumatism after living for a long time.
But what is the reason for raising a big fat man?
Bi Xian frowned slightly, and began to think in his heart.
It is not easy to come out this time, and it is dangerous everywhere. Those guys could come to the door at any moment, fat man!
What can a fat man do?
"It must be that others are jealous of my talent, envy my looks, and deliberately recruit me a pen fairy to seek my property. My youth has not yet been polished and precipitated, and I especially lack the nourishment of love. I'm not willing to die like this! I'm not reconciled~"
The fat man can keep nagging without any eyesight, in fact, his character is not like this, and at the moment it is purely for survival!
"Fuck off! Shut up! You modern people talk like this? Uneducated! Don't scream and mess up my thinking. The pen fairy snorted.
In the hospital, I listened to the nonsense of a middle-aged woman for a few days, learned some colloquial expressions of the current era, and expressed them very clearly.
Mo Yifu quickly closed his mouth, thinking: When the enemy is stronger than you, the length of time to pretend to be a grandson completely depends on the mood of the other party, don't be sideways!
"What's your name?"
"My name is Mo Yifu, and my online name is Cang Yiwei. Now a ......"
"Stop! Your name is Mo Fan? Mo Fan? Is there anyone named Mo Fan in the eighteenth generation of your family?"
The pen fairy suddenly looked nervous, the name of this fat man seems to be a bit exquisite, that monkey is the best at listening to fate, it should not be a random fool.
Mo Yifu was in a daze on the surface, but his brain was spinning rapidly, and he began to count his ancestors and ancestors, and he couldn't wait to run to the computer immediately and go to Baidu.
In the end, I gave up in despair, not to mention more than eighteen generations, even more than three generations I can't figure it out.
In those passionate years, many people dedicated their youth to the great motherland, and there were still people who deliberately left a family tree.
"It's okay, I'll find someone to test it later. Now, this immortal gives you two choices, you think about it!"
Seeing that the situation seemed to have taken a turn for the better, Mo Yifu immediately sat upright like a primary school student being asked by a teacher, nodding his head like pounding garlic.
"One, you let me take away, I let you go to reincarnation. ”
As soon as these words came out, Mo Yian's heart suddenly cooled, doesn't this mean that I want to die, what is the best choice.
"Daxian, what's the second one? I'll choose the second one!"
"Okay, deal!" Bi Xian smiled slightly, and then drew a circle in the air, one end in her, and the other end in him, looking carefully a bit like a heart. "My name is Lu Xiaoju, and we will be friends in the future, blessed and shared with hardship! It's a pleasure to meet you. ”
After speaking, the girl bowed to Mo Yi, who was kneeling on the bed, as if she had completed some kind of ritual.
I didn't expect this little girl named Lu Xiaoju to be quite polite, but how to return the salute. Mo Yi thought about it for a while, and kowtowed three times on his stomach.
"Friends, friends who have been with us for life? Or, have you ever remembered my friends?"
Mo Yifu blinked and expressed his understanding of his friend, and Lu Xiaoju also blinked, as if he didn't quite understand. Everyone blinked and seemed to enjoy the wonderful action.
"What the hell are you doing here?
Once, when I participated in a rider training, the etiquette teacher once said that for women, when they don't know whether the other party is married, they are always called Ms.
The little girl in front of him was obviously unmarried, and she should be called Miss, but the big red robe she was wearing was a bit like an ancient costume, so he changed Miss to a girl, feeling more respectful.
"This needs to be kept secret for the time being, and when you become stronger, you will naturally know. Reveal a little bit in advance, as long as you can persevere, you will definitely become a great person in the future!" Lu Xiaoju smiled mysteriously.
"I just want to be at the top of the monthly ticket list, can you do it?" Mo Yifu misunderstood what the pen Xian Lu Xiaoju said, and his vision was only limited to the current identity of the writer.
"What's that?"
"It's nothing, it's fun! Hehe, what do I need to do to achieve what you call success?"
"It's simple, since I'm a pen fairy, what do you say I'm doing?" Lu Xiaojuan became more and more proficient in modern spoken English, which made Mo Yifu and surprised.
After all, if it comes to specific business, he is not very experienced in business.
"Legend has it that pen fairies are all murderers, oh, not all. It's right to be jealous and hateful!"
"Not all right! My first job is to distinguish yin and yang, do you want to learn?"
Lu Xiaojuan took a step closer, looked at Mo Yi's annoying eyes, and smiled lightly.
"Isn't that your business? Why should I learn it? I just want to write a masterpiece like Dream of Red Mansions or Journey to the West! It seems a bit far from your business scope. There is a specialization in the art industry, I'm afraid, I can't learn it for a while!" Mo Yi felt uneasy, distinguishing yin and yang, what is the use, can you make money. As soon as I read a book, do I go to hunt ghosts?
"Yes, it's ghost hunting! What a profession, it's been a big hit lately. ”
"Can I not go? Because I really won't!"
Lu Xiaojuan was a little displeased, but he didn't expect the fat man in front of him to shirk it several times.
"I didn't expect you to be so indecisive, calculating, and don't have a girlfriend, right? You really don't have any responsibility at all! Or do you want to find a vixen like your ancestor Mo Fan?"
"Hey, hey~ Don't go far. As long as you don't kill me, I'm willing to hunt ghosts for you, okay?"
"Hmph, it's not just for me! You need it yourself! If you don't believe me, take a look outside!"
Mo Yifu slowly walked to the window, it was afternoon at this time, the sun was strong, and there was bright sky light everywhere, dazzling, where was there something?
Suddenly......
He froze!