Chapter 31: Fever
Within a few days, the Buddha card was sent from Guangzhou to Shenyang, I don't know why, I have some taboo about this evil yin card, so I directly asked a friend in Kaohsiung to send it to Xiao Lu's rental house in Shenyang. He called me and said that in addition to the Buddha card, there was also a piece of paper, with words on both sides, one side was the mantra for the entrance, and the other side was the worship method, taboos and rules, which was basically the same as what I said.
I said, "It's not difficult to make offerings and taboos, just memorize them, the rules are the most important, don't make a mistake." Ten identical offerings are bought on the day after the fortune, and this day is generally before 12 o'clock at midnight. ”
Xiao Lu promised again and again: "If it weren't for the pressure of work now, who would have to spend money to buy it, please do this? I don't know if it's useful, I can be regarded as a sick person to go to the doctor!" I comforted him and said don't think so, things are man-made, even if you have a Buddha card to help, you have to work hard.
Although Kaohsiung taught me not to take the initiative to contact customers to ask about the effect, two days later, I couldn't help but call Xiaolu and ask if the offering went well. Xiao Lu said: "I have an infusion in the clinic. I hurriedly asked what the illness was, and Xiao Lu said that he had a fever since the middle of the night before yesterday, and his whole body was hot, as if he had been steamed. I started the infusion yesterday afternoon, and so far I have infused four large bottles, but the burn has not gone away at all. The doctor took a blood test and said it was normal, but it was a fever.
This immediately reminded me that Boss Song also had a fever that night when he asked for a card, so he asked Xiao Lu to recuperate well and called Kaohsiung to ask the reason. Kaohsiung said: "I forgot to tell you before, all the cards that have entered the spirit, even if it is not a complete spirit, will have an induction with the worshipper after the entry, usually manifested as a dream that night, inexplicable fever, but soon get better, no need to take medicine or infusion, just drink more water." ”
I hurriedly sent a message to Xiao Lu and asked him to immediately pull out the needle and go home to rest. Xiao Lu was skeptical, but did it anyway. When I got home, he sent me an MMS message and showed me how it was enshrined. I saw him vacate a small clean square table with amulet cards on it, surrounded by several feminine items such as lipstick, powder, facial cleanser, etc. I thought to myself, how to put all the facial cleanser on the face wash and asked Xiao Lu if the bottle of face wash was used by himself.
Xiao Lu hurriedly said: "Of course not, it's a new one! I went to the supermarket when I received the Buddha card the day before yesterday, and saw that the cosmetics counter was promoting a new facial cleanser, which can whiten and rejuvenate the skin, so I bought it back, is there a problem? Then I quickly threw it away!" I smiled and said that I don't need to throw it away, as long as it is suitable for women, it is not a second-hand old thing.
When the business was completed, I made another 2,000 yuan, which was double the profit from selling the original brand. Xiao Lu is a colleague of my classmate Lao Meng, although he didn't mean to introduce him, but it has to be regarded as his credit, so I called Lao Meng and asked him out to eat and play billiards. The two of us met in the restaurant on the weekend, and I ordered four hard dishes with extraordinary grace, and learned that it was because of Xiao Lu's business, Lao Meng smiled and said that I had a conscience, and asked me if he invited the three-layer Chongdi of classmate Ma.
"No, he's a yin card, the goddess of career. I replied.
Lao Meng asked, "Is the Yin card harmful?" I said that it would be fine if I made the right offering, and I thought that I hadn't told you that it was an evil yin card, but I didn't say it. While eating and chatting, Lao Meng said that Xiaolu has been in a good state recently, and the customers who came to the company to talk to him seemed to be very interested, and they talked for more than half an hour, talking and laughing, and often praised Xiaolu for being proficient in business and being a reliable person.
Maybe because of his professional relationship, Lao Meng's mobile phone rings frequently, and listening to the content of his reply, he basically consults insurance. He called him, I ate my meal, and then I heard Lao Meng answer another phone call, saying: "Xiao Lu signed a company order? How many people, sixteen? What kind of idea do I rely on...... "Listening is related to Xiao Lu, I can't help but prick up my ears to listen, as if Xiao Lu has negotiated a big business, Lao Meng's tone is not envious, it seems to be full of jealousy."
Hanging up the phone, Lao Meng came up and glared at me: "Is this the effect of the Buddha card?" I asked if Xiao Lu had a new performance.
Lao Meng said: "What is the new performance, it is simply a huge order! In the past, he signed a few loose orders, but now he has signed a company, there are 16 of them, all of which are life insurance and accident insurance." Damn, I don't have that luck. "I'm actually more surprised than him, to say that it's still a coincidence, the root Buddha has nothing to do with it, I'm afraid even I can't convince myself. Suddenly, Lao Meng laughed and said that if it was so simple, then he would also ask for a Buddhist card, please a few more pieces, and worry about the underdevelopment of his career?
I hurriedly persuaded him that the Buddha card is not omnipotent, especially the yin card evil card, the taboo is many rules and strange rules, and if you are not careful, you will get into trouble. Lao Meng asked, "Xiao Lu, is that an evil brand?" I said that I had to cover up.
Lao Meng snorted: "It's good to cause trouble, that guy doesn't have any business ability, he is introverted, stupid, and has very few words." It stands to reason that this kind of person is the most unsuitable for sales, but he has to do insurance. Now I have to rely on the Buddha card to transfer myself, so I don't believe it. "I don't know if he gave me a reassuring pill, implying that I don't need to treat Xiao Lu as a friend and acquaintance, or if he was really jealous of Xiao Lu. I think it should be the latter majority, and colleagues are enemies, especially in the insurance industry, which is fiercely competitive.
When I got home, I texted Xiao Lu to congratulate him on signing the big order, and at the same time reminded him not to forget the rules and buy ten identical offerings for the Buddha plaque. Xiao Lu replied to me with an MMS message, which was a picture of the evil card, and there were no messy offerings around, but ten lipsticks neatly fanned out, all of which were exactly the same, like a beard under the Buddha card.
"That's good, don't forget it in the future. I replied.
Xiao Lu is not like Boss Song, he will not take the initiative to communicate with me about everything, including every order he negotiates. I'm embarrassed to ask him every day how his recent performance is, but every ten days or so, I will receive MMS photos from Xiao Lu from time to time, all of which are pictures of ten offerings around the Buddha card, in addition to lipstick, there are also perfume samples, single roses, colored hair ties and nail polish. There is never text underneath the photo, just like the homework that the student gives to the teacher, just to complete it, without communication.
My understanding of Xiaolu's dynamics comes from Lao Meng, he often mentions this when chatting in the group, saying that his colleague Xiaolu asked for a Buddha card from me, and now his performance has soared, and the tallest arrow on the wall of the company's group is basically him, and he used to be at the bottom. Although Lao Meng was a little jealous, he invisibly gave me the best advertisement. There are only forty or fifty students in the junior high school group, and now at least two-thirds of them have talked to me about the Buddha card privately, some of them are serious about inquiring, and some of them are curious, and they smile while asking.