Chapter 013: Bladder War
Zhou Yuanhang is good at socializing, and the amount of alcohol is a major strength, and Lin Xinmiao knows it very clearly. Lu Zheng's situation is a little worse, he doesn't care about the amount of alcohol for the time being, but he has drunk at least three or four bottles of beer so far, which is obviously a disadvantage.
Lin Xinmiao anxiously dissuaded: "Zhengzi, you've drunk a lot, forget it." ”
He Fangyi knows Lu Zheng's alcohol consumption well, he belongs to the public type, and he is not particularly able to drink, at least it is much worse than the three of them.
The alcohol content of the beer is not high, but five bottles up, and I almost feel dizzy.
"Yes, yes. Li Fanqi interjected: "Zhengzi, this is obviously unfair, you have drunk four bottles, and you can't fight with him." ”
Shao Huibo's amount of wine is good, and he immediately reached out and picked up the wine glass and said, "Zhengzi, you put it down, I'll drink it with him." , Lao Tzu is also the first wine fairy on Jiangcheng West Street. ”
Lu Zheng shook his head and said with a toothy smile: "Get out of the way, let me pretend to be this one myself." ”
Lin Xinmiao: "......"
He Fangyi: "......"
Zhou Yuanhang was also happy, looked at the table leisurely with his fingers, and said with a smile: "Interesting, interesting, okay, I'll cooperate with you." Don't worry, I won't take advantage of you, Miao Miao will look down on me. ”
He snapped his fingers as he spoke, "Waiter, help me get a bottle of whiskey and a dozen dark beers from the trunk." ”
The guy who was taking care of the skewers was smoking, and said angrily: "We don't allow us to bring our own drinks here." ”
Zhou Yuanhang smiled and took out two Grandpa Mao soft sister coins from his wallet, slapped them on the table, and said, "This hundred yuan is the corkage fee, and one hundred yuan is the labor fee for you." ”
The kebab guy was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked up to find the boss sitting in the distance. The fat boss with a red face nodded while chewing meat skewers, don't talk about giving money, just don't give money, this good show has to be watched.
With the permission of the boss, the guy immediately went over to put away the tickets without discipline, and helped people get the wine.
A bottle of Royal Salute 21 years old, a dozen German stouts. Zhou Yuanhang took off his suit, unbuttoned the collar and cuffs, moved his neck and wrists, and by the way, lit up the Patek Philippe on his wrists, and landed Lu Zheng with a smile.
Lu Zheng also had a mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth, took off his polo shirt easily, and sat opposite Zhou Yuanhang with a big golden knife.
Zhou Yuanhang is extravagant, and Lu Zheng's body has been refined by dragon scales, with well-proportioned lines and full muscle groups, which is very obvious, revealing a domineering spirit.
There is a proverb in Dubai that says it well: if you don't have the money to attract a woman, then you need a muscle!
Many onlookers had little stars in their eyes, Zhou Yuanhang's extravagance certainly made them yearn for it, but Lu Zheng's original heroic spirit also intoxicated them, and even there seemed to be a strong masculine smell in the air.
Lu Zheng and Zhou Yuanhang exchanged glances, and at the same time activated the pretending mode, it was almost a little stunt such as flame arc electric sparks.
Drinking is a popular entertainment activity at the barbecue stall and the beer stall, and the enthusiasm of the onlookers is also high, and some people even start to bet secretly.
"Come, come, come, the little sunflower mother's gambling house is open, the one with the watch pays three, and the one with the bare arm loses five. ”
"I'm betting on the kid with the watch to win, betting on two inner waists. ”
"I'm betting on the bare-chested guy to win, betting on ten skewers. ”
"Damn, I don't have any courage at all, boss, another basket of beer, I'm all in betting. ”
"Who are you betting on?"
"Nonsense, as an authentic Jiangcheng person, you must have a conscience, do you understand? ”
"Fuck your sister, you conscience chief Wang Ba. ”
……
The atmosphere of the barbecue stall was completely driven, the fat boss crossed Erlang's legs, picked his teeth, and smiled like a chrysanthemum on his face, and he could sell a lot more skewers and beer tonight.
The fat boss waved his hand and said, "Second son, give these two a pot of spicy crayfish." ”
Li Fanqi looked uncertain, and whispered to He Fangyi: ", Garfield, what is the situation with Zhengzi today?"
He Fangyi glanced at Lin Xinmiao, touched his chin and said in a deep voice: "Can you admit it in front of your sister?" Especially this kind of superb girl, with long legs and stamina, and huge critical hits, according to my speculation, Zhengzi has started the forced mode, and his combat effectiveness has increased by at least 200 percent. ”
Shao Huibo muttered in a low voice: "Damn, do you need to call 120 in advance?"
Zhou Yuanhang, who was calm and calm, opened the whiskey by himself, poured two full glasses, opened the bow left and right, drank it all, and rushed to Lu Zheng to light up the bottom of the glass, and said with a smile: "Two glasses of whiskey, in exchange for your four bottles of beer, it's not a loss, right?"
Lu Zheng shrugged his eyebrows and said, "Whatever you want." ”
A pot of spicy crayfish that is red and hot and makes people have an appetite at first sight is placed in the center of the table by the guy. Lu Zheng nodded slightly at the fat boss in the distance and said, "Boss Xie Guo." ”
Boss Guo laughed and said, "Don't lose the face of our Jiangcheng masters." ”
Bang bang bang bang......
The four bottles of beer were opened one after another, Lu Zheng put the beer in front of him, made a gesture of please, and said, "Four bottles of beer, exchange for your remaining whiskey." ”
The onlookers were in an uproar, although whiskey is a spirit, and beer is not comparable with whiskey at all, but beer occupies an area, and eight bottles of beer go down, how big a bladder can it hold?
Silly, really stupid.
Zhou Yuanhang sneered and said, "Whatever you want." ”
Lin Xinmiao didn't open her mouth to dissuade her, because she knew that it was useless, just like twelve years ago, Lu Zheng ran to fight with a group of street thugs with only a table leg for her.
She just silently stopped her gaze on Lu Zheng, his temper was really as stubborn and strong as when he was a child, once he got out, he would never look back even if he bled into a head.
In a gasp sound, Lu Zheng raised his neck and cooed two bottles of beer into his stomach. His stomach suddenly became abnormally swollen, but as long as he ran the dragon scales, the churning waves in his stomach instantly subsided, turning into a stream of water spirit power, and began to nourish his whole body.
After the four bottles were down, Lu Zheng wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "It tastes great." ”
Zhou Yuanhang was not much surprised, he drank a lot, and he had seen many people who drank a lot of alcohol, and even those who drank three bowls of liquor in one go, Lu Zheng's level was nothing.
He just smiled faintly, picked up the whiskey, and put it in his stomach.
The two dragon scales are enough to distinguish Lu Zheng from mortals, the little alcohol contained in the beer has little impact on the sanity, and the dragon scales can refine the wine, and the power of the water spirit flows all over the body, and even feels extremely comfortable.
Bang bang bang bang......
Lu Zheng opened four bottles in a row and said leisurely: "You can choose to change the wine, or you can choose not to change it." ”
It is easy to get drunk when the wine is mixed together, Zhou Yuanhang hesitated slightly, but in front of the woman, the competitive instinct of the male animal was undoubtedly exposed, and he also opened four bottles of dark beer in a row.
Lu Zheng smiled secretly, picked up the wine bottle and poured it into his mouth, and he couldn't even see the range of his swallowing movements, it was as smooth as pouring wine into a barrel.
The second bottle, the third bottle, the fourth bottle.
Zhou Yuanhang followed closely behind, drank four bottles of dark beer in a row, and couldn't help but burp after drinking it, his face was already a little embarrassed, and he began to regret it a little.
When it comes to drinking beer, drinking a lot of alcohol is not the main thing, having a large bladder is the most important thing.
Bang bang bang bang......
After opening four bottles of beer in a row, Lu Zheng was still smiling, and his face was light.
Where is this Nima fighting wine, it is clearly the draft column of "Huaxia Good Bladder"!
The surrounding audience was boiling, and all kinds of awesome, invincible, and domineering words of praise were endless.
Zhou Yuanhang had no choice but to make four bottles with Lu Zheng again, and when he drank the fourth bottle, he felt that his belt was instantly tightened, and his stomach hurt.
"Are you alright?" Lu Zheng asked with a fake smile.
"It's fine. Zhou Yuanhang nodded reluctantly, burping again, and the next moment, his eyes widened again, because Lu Zheng took out four more bottles of beer and put them on the table.
The wine fight has hit**!
Those who ate skewers, drank beer, picked their teeth, and picked their feet all stopped their movements all of a sudden, and their eyes widened and stared straight at Lu Zheng.
This man's bladder is unbelievably big, could it be that he is a bladder beast from Dionysus?
Unless Zhou Yuanhang is Ultraman, it is impossible to win at all.