Chapter 52: The highest acting skills in the porcelain world
"No, brother, I saw you sitting here for a long time, I know you've been hesitating, right?"
Hearing this, the guy who jumped into the river bit his lip tightly, and slowly turned to look at Xie Lang with some surprise.
"So handsome!"
As soon as he saw the proud black figure in front of him, as well as Xie Lang's image of his hands in his pockets and his big windbreaker swaying with the river breeze, even a man couldn't help but praise Xie Lang.
Yes, how can there be such a fresh and refined, handsome and natural author in the world?
If Xie Lang doesn't rely on writing novels to eat, I'm afraid it won't be a problem to find a few beauties to support him.
"Really, brother, don't look at me young, but I have good eyesight. I saw that there were a lot of people watching the excitement at the scene, all of them were patting to see if you dared to jump into the river, but no one told you what was in your heart, right?" Xie Lang said confidently.
Xie Lang's confident appearance with the corners of his mouth raised and smiling is really manly.
The guy's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe that this handsome guy with a bloody face was actually younger than himself?
So, the guy began to feel inferior again, stopped talking, crossed the bridge, made it to the fence of the bridge, and looked at the river in a daze.
He sat on the fence with this straddling, which immediately caused everyone in the scene to scream wildly.
Xie Lang raised his hands and motioned for everyone to be quiet, and everyone was also very interested, so they immediately closed their mouths.
"Ahem, brother, actually...... Do you think that our East China Sea is very beautiful?" Xie Lang walked over cautiously, leaned against the other party's side, and asked tentatively.
The young man suddenly turned his head and stared at Xie Lang's eyes, seeing that his expression was serious and focused.
Well?
Xie Lang's expression, which looks like a person who is about to touch porcelain, is obviously here to comfort the other party, right?
Or is Xie Lang pretending to be a big-tailed wolf again?
"Hey!!Brother, what do you say people live this life for?"
"What do you think?" asked.
"I think it's to live for X, die for X, and fight for X for a lifetime~, right?"
"It's... What do you mean?"
"I mean, brother, you must be trapped by love, aren't you just a woman, if you jump into the river, what will happen to your parents?"
"What?"
"And your grandparents, brothers, sisters, and sisters? Come to think of it, they all care about you! Brother, you are still young, and you have enough time to go to prostitution, why do you want to hang yourself on a woman?"
Xie Lang kept persuading the young people around him.
In fact, Xie Lang just wants to be defenseless against himself, and then come to touch porcelain.
The guy who jumped into the river suddenly looked at Xie Lang like an alien, and his eyes were clearly saying: You are crazy, right?
Lao Tzu just knelt down for twenty consecutive years to beat the glory of the king, and wanted to come to the bridge to sober up, but you actually wanted to jump into the river when Lao Tzu was out of love?"
"Brother, everyone's life is full of vicissitudes. It's like I once wrote the first novel, I didn't even read it alone, since we don't have the right to choose our fate, but we can change our fate through hard work, so that we can make more money, piao more advanced prostitutes, you know?"
"Big brother, you are so nervous, Lao Tzu is the glory of the king and kneeling for twenty consecutive years, but I am in a bad mood, I want to come to the river to blow the wind, what do you tell me about piao prostitution, I never piao prostitution !!"
The young man suddenly shouted loudly at Xie Lang, regardless of how many people looked at him strangely.
"What!?Didn't you come to jump into the river to kill yourself?"
"You're here to jump into the river, your whole family is jumping into the river to kill yourself, I'm the glory of the king and kneeling for twenty consecutive knees, I'm in a bad mood, just come over and blow the wind, can't you?"
Burst!
When Xie Lang heard this, he spurted out several liters of old blood.
Nima, the glory of the king knelt twenty times in a row, and came to the Second Yangtze River Bridge to blow the wind in a bad mood?
your grandma, what kind of wind is blowing on the bridge when you're in a bad mood?
Even if it blows, it still causes so many onlookers at the scene?
These people are really, and they don't ask about people's conditions.
Xie Lang's lungs exploded, he originally thought that people were jumping into the river, but the other party was in a bad mood and blowing the wind.
"Big brother, you better jump into the river, give a chance to touch porcelain. Xie Lang looked at each other pleadingly.
"You're nervous!"
"Jump, jump, jump into the river, and then I'll touch porcelain with you." ”
"Help, where did this madman come from. ”
Seeing Xie Lang approaching step by step, the young man raised his hand and shouted: Help.
The people on the bridge were all shocked, what is going on with this TM?
Xie Lang suddenly felt that his blood pressure was a little high, he was dizzy, and his body was floating.
Seeing this scene, Wang Meng rushed over with an anxious face and asked, "Master, what's going on?"
"Apprentice, you came just in time, immediately throw this kid down for me, now, immediately, do you hear?"
Yes?
Wang Meng and several of his subordinates looked speechless one by one, to be precise, the whole person was confused, and they didn't know what was going on.
"Okay, if you don't go, then I'll go!"
While speaking, Xie Lang rushed over, and was about to push the guy down the Yangtze River.
"No, master, you're committing a crime. ”
Seeing this, Wang Meng immediately yelled, and several apprentices rushed over and hugged Xie Lang.
"Quick... Help, someone here is going crazy!" The guy saw Xie Lang coming back as if he was crazy, and he got down from the fence in a panic, shouting as he ran.
There was a commotion on the bridge, and everyone was stunned.
Who knew that at this moment, Xie Lang pounced.
"Damn, this guy is poisonous, Lao Tzu is just here to blow the wind, why was he entangled in a neuropath?"
The guy said a sentence in his mouth, subconsciously stretched out a leg, and kicked it in the air, wanting to fight back.
"Bang!"
Then, with a crisp sound, the guy kicked Xie Lang away.
This scene really scared Wang Meng a few times, and the whole person was stunned for several seconds before he reacted.
Wang Meng turned his head hesitantly, and watched Xie Lang's figure fly out of the overpass like an arc, and his eyes immediately widened.
The next moment.
He saw that the corners of Xie Lang's mouth rose slightly, and then he stretched out a thumbs up to himself.
You see, even Xie Lang's eyes flying out are so handsome, the scruffy scum, and the handsome face that has swept thousands of readers are like fireflies in the dark night, so distinct and outstanding.
This is in...
Porcelain !!
Wang Meng suddenly realized.
Nima, what is the highest level of porcelain?
That is to lie to yourself!
"Puff"
After that, everyone on the bridge heard a loud sound of the river.
"Ding!"
The system message is coming.
Congratulations to player "Xie Lang" for successfully completing the active porcelain touching task.
Hint: Although the other party is not a person seeking death, the player's acting skills have conquered the system and broken the first myth in the porcelain world, and you are hereby reminded to complete the task!