Chapter 169: The Man with All Five Poisons
"You are the main voice, at least you get half of it, and the remaining two thousand, we will each give six hundred. The drummer thought for a moment and replied. Everyone agreed, Niu Feng scolded you group of poor people, in the future, Lao Tzu will be angry, and he will replace all of you with three little girls and musicians, and they will *, these three people said that there is no problem.
The guitarist said: "Niu Feng, I really convinced you, the four of us can't even eat, and you actually spend 4,000 yuan to buy a dead man's skull back, saying that you can transfer it, fuck your uncle!" Niu Feng said that you know a fart, that singer from Shanghai didn't invite some passing ghosts in Thailand, watch people are popular now, and always appear on TV shows.
As I was talking, the van stopped at an intersection, and I saw a woman walking quickly over and peeking into the window: "Ouch, why are there five people today, and another person has been imported?
"Don't talk nonsense, this is Manager Tian of the Buddha card shop, specializing in selling Thai Buddha cards, grandpa, I will be popular soon." Okay, Boss Tian, you can get down here, or there won't be more than six people in this car. We still have to go home, it's a long way away, and it's not a good way, we live in Changying. ”
Before I could speak, the woman named Dayan suddenly reluctant: "I'm not going back to Changying with you, and I'm going to fucking plan to come together?"
Dayan snorted and asked, "Do you have any goods on you?"
Niu Feng said: "There must be, how can you have fun if you don't have the goods." Dayan smiled and asked them how much they lost last time.
"That guy's whole family is fucking sick, and he will ask for 20,000 yuan when he opens his mouth!" The keyboard player replied angrily, "Isn't it just a small opening in the eyebrow bone, just apply some medicine and gauze, and you have to find a hospital for an injury examination, you just fucking want to slander people!" This Dayan said, looking at me with her eyes, I hurriedly got out of the car, she got into the van with ease, I saw that she was quite good, with long legs, about the same height as Luo Li, but more well-proportioned than her, Niu Feng hugged Dayan, let me listen to his letter, and then the van went away. I didn't know what this place was, so I had to take a taxi back to the amulet shop.
When I was taking a shower, I thought to myself that this cow style is really a cow, I have heard that people who play rock and roll in Beijing are chaotic before, and now I am a real learner. These people not only fight and curse, but also get tattoos and promiscuity, and listen to the conversation just now, it seems that they are also taking drugs, which can be regarded as having all five drugs. If you use the evil card to help this kind of person become famous and popular, that's the news.
Lying in bed and idle, he called Kaohsiung and asked if a person like Niu Feng could ask for an evil card, and according to his quality, would it increase the chance of an accident for the evil card. Kaohsiung was very unhappy: "Is it okay for you kid to find a girlfriend? If you really can't do it, just find a boyfriend! This kind of has to call me and make small talk, what a waste of phone bills! As long as he is a human being, he can ask for a license and pay for it, what is the use of you caring about the quality of your customers? Besides, which of those celebrities and celebrities is really high-quality? Less than one percent! The more popular a person is, the worse his character is, but you just don't know, understand?"
"I don't understand, can Boss Gao explain why the more popular people are, the worse their character is likely to be? Isn't this a contradiction?" I couldn't help but ask.
Kaohsiung said: "There is a saying that 'high-ranking people must have quirks', and since celebrities and celebrities can be famous, they must have some kind of ability that is more outstanding than ordinary people." Anyone who is better in one aspect often has defects in others, and the greater the strengths, the more prominent the shortcomings. For example, many musical geniuses have social disabilities, painting geniuses have delusions or depression, many math geniuses have autism, and acting geniuses often have low emotional intelligence and are not attentive. Moreover, the entertainment industry is so chaotic and there are many temptations, it is difficult for those guys to resist. ”
After his explanation, I understand, no wonder people always talk about what scandals broke out of such and such a star, what mental illness there is, a certain male star is a scumbag, a certain female star is a bus, anyone can get on something, it turns out that this is the truth. I said admiringly, "How can Boss Gao understand everything?"
"I have a lot of customers who are celebrities, both in Hong Kong and Taiwan, and when your business grows, you will have this kind of customer in the future, and you will know when the time comes!" Kaohsiung said. I was going to ask something, and he said that he was very busy right now, and he was going to go out with his friends to run errands, so that I could text and leave a message if I had something to do, and then hang up the phone.
I couldn't help laughing, thinking about what I was going out with my friends to run errands, probably in a massage parlor and a female technician who was going to take them out for the night. Now I'm in a much better mood, I used to feel too disgusted with people like Niu Feng, and if I help him get angry, I will be unwilling. But now it seems that whether he is popular or not has nothing to do with quality, but only talent. If the quality is high, you will get a better reputation inside and outside the circle, but people like Niu Feng who engage in rock and roll probably don't care about whether there is such a thing as "reputation" at all, they just want fame and fortune.
Since I am in Beijing, I need to know more about the customs of this metropolis, especially when I deal with a Beijing native like Niu Feng in the future, it is really inconvenient to not understand the local dialect of Beijing. Fortunately, there is such a thing as the Internet, I have read a lot of posts about the Beijing native language, and then I understand that "sniffing honey" is the meaning of picking up girls, and the official saying is also to find a girlfriend, "honey" represents women, mostly referring to young women. And "Ya" is his or her contemptuous name, "for" is the meaning of money, and "goods" mostly refers to illegal things, which are generally the name of drugs, such as hemp. "Insert him" is easier to understand, which means to stab with a knife.
Carefully consulted Da Ma on the Internet, and sure enough, some netizens replied that they had smelled it in Guangdong, and the smell was no more rushing than ordinary smoke, and there was a kind of fragrance, it seems that what I smelled in Niu Feng and others' minivan that day should be the smell of Da Ma.
Two days later, Niu Feng called me and said that he had scraped together 4,000 yuan, and he would go to the Buddhist brand store. I'm very happy that this is the first business negotiated in the Buddha shop, and Mr. Deng of Zhanjiang didn't strictly say anything at all. After a while, Niu Feng came, still holding a cigarette in his hand, Luo Li hated him the most, and quickly turned around and entered the bedroom. Niu Feng sat in a chair in the lounge area, squinted in the direction of the bedroom, and said to me, "Is this your honey?"
"Oh no, no, we're just friends, she's mainly in charge of the store and sales, and I'm in charge of technical support. I replied.