Chapter 454: High Imitation

Sister Liang is not an ordinary woman, she has been a brand dealer in Thailand for several years, specializing in selling yin and evil cards, and has been to more mass graves than I have been to KTV, and she is so bold that she is not like a person. But there are also disadvantages, the temper is getting bigger and bigger, laughing one second, and crying the next second. ”

I said, "Is it caused by the yin energy in the evil card invading the body?"

Kaohsiung nodded: "Moreover, people like me are not fucking suitable for marriage at all!"

I asked, "Then why? It is also related to selling Buddhist cards?" Kaohsiung was noncommittal, I thought to myself, I have also been selling Buddhist cards for two years, and there must be many brand dealers in Southeast Asia and China, are they not suitable for marriage? Kaohsiung seemed to see my thoughts, so he said: "Of course the brand dealer is different from the card dealer, you kid don't have to think about it, that language school chick, if you really like it, get married, bring it back to China to have children!" I smiled and said What's the difference, it's nothing more than that you make more money than me.

Kaohsiung said: "If it was right a year ago, it may not be true now. You kid is naturally suitable for being a card dealer, and now the money you make in business is probably already more than me!" I hurriedly and modestly said How can there be, the banknotes leaking out of Boss Gao's fingers can also allow me to eat and drink for half a year. If you can reach the point of Huang Chengcheng Huang Boss, there are villas and Mercedes-Benz in Bangkok, then it is called making a fortune, but I have never been to his villa, and I don't know if there is one.

"As I said before," Kaohsiung opened two cans of beer and threw me a can, "I went to the villa of a dead profiteer a few years ago, and the house is so beautiful, with a swimming pool, garage, audio-visual room and game room, damn, I don't want to go again in my life!"

I smiled and said, "Aren't you jealous? I asked what it meant, but Kaohsiung didn't say anything, and poured wine with his head up. I asked him what he was going to do about it, if he was going to find someone to fix her and make her scared.

Kaohsiung glared at me: "You can figure it out! Lao Tzu has grown so big since he was a child, and he has never touched a woman's finger!" I smiled and said If you have a deep hatred with a certain woman, and you don't share the hatred of the sky, then what should you do. Kaohsiung said that it was a big deal to kill her, but he couldn't fight either. I stuck out my tongue, this old man really behaves according to the rules. It seems that Kaohsiung also has a headache about Sister Liang, since the last movie theater incident, Sister Liang has a deep hatred for Kaohsiung, with Kaohsiung's personality and temper, I have never seen any scenes, fighting and using knives is a piece of cake, but Sister Liang is a woman, she can neither fight nor scold, and it is really difficult to deal with.

In the evening, I went to a bar with Kaohsiung to drink, this bar is very familiar, when I first came to Thailand, I fell into the yin card of the tour guide Xiaomei, Huang Chengcheng introduced me to Kaohsiung to solve, is to meet him in this bar. Now that two years have passed, I am really a little emotional. While drinking and chatting, watching a couple of men and women undressing on the stage, Kaohsiung also whistled. I suddenly thought of Sister Liang's matter, so I asked him what the conditions she proposed at that time were and which five Buddha cards, listening to Huang Chengcheng's meaning, it seemed that it was quite difficult to do.

"Azan and the 59 Ling Kun Ping, the single knife of the Long Po Pagoda hugging the general Guman Kun Ping, the covering of the face of Long Po Duo, the riding double tiger of Luang Po Karon holding the head of Lu Shi himself, and the pure gold of Azan Wala must be beaten. Kaohsiung stretched out his hand and called the waiter for a bottle to occupy the edge, poured it into two clean cups with ice cubes, and pushed a cup to me, "What a lion's mouth!"

I asked, "I haven't heard of these five Buddhist cards, so it's hard to find?" I took a sip slowly, thinking that this foreign wine was really strong.

Kaohsiung replied: "It's not that it's hard to find, but it's impossible to find all of them!" I haven't seen all the cards in these years, where can I help her find them?" Kaohsiung told me that the number of blessings made for these five types of amulets was very small, only a few dozen pieces of each, and after a few years, they have changed hands several times, and they may be distributed all over Asia, and even if they are found, customers may not be able to sell them. The current production is even more unrealistic, as the five masters live in different parts of Thailand, and several of them are no longer alive.

After listening to Kaohsiung's words, I thought to myself that there was nothing I could do at all, and said: "Sister Liang seems to be determined to oppose you. Kaohsiung said that in fact, she had put forward two conditions at that time, one was to help her get the five Buddha medals, and the other was to promise her to go back to China with her in October next year and accompany her to her best friend's wedding. As long as you can accomplish one of these, forgive yourself.

"This kind of request?" I laughed, "That's too easy, isn't it?" Takao snorted and said simple fart, this is simply impossible. When I asked why it was impossible, Kaohsiung said that when a woman brings a man to a wedding, it must be either her husband or her fiancé, even if it is just a boyfriend, it must be that kind of relationship has been determined to be almost married.

I said, "Not necessarily! I had a classmate getting married, and another classmate came with a strange woman, and we hadn't seen each other." Later, when he inquired, he said that he was actually a netizen, and he had met twice! Later, the two had no relationship, let alone married, and soon broke off contact. ”

Kaohsiung looked at me: "Your classmates are not normal people!" In short, he felt that Sister Liang was not well-intentioned, and asked him to accompany him back to China to attend the wedding, probably just to tell everyone that this was her boyfriend, so that everyone knew that this should not be done.

I laughed: "I didn't expect Boss Gao to be so charming, so that a mature and beautiful woman like Sister Liang can chase after her, admire and envy." "Kaohsiung said then you kid go with Sister Liang, you are younger than me. I waved my hand again and again, saying that Sister Liang took a fancy to you Kaohsiung, not me. Although I am younger than you, I am not as tall as you, I am not as attractive as you, I am not as manly as you, I am not as strong as you, and of course, I am not as good as you in picking up girls, so it is impossible for Sister Liang to look down on me.

"You kid knows me well!" Kaohsiung pouted, poured himself half a glass of foreign wine and drank it. It seems that he is borrowing wine to drown his sorrows, the conditions of the five Buddha cards mentioned by Sister Liang are obviously a disguise, and she didn't expect Kaohsiung to be able to do it at all, her purpose is in the latter article, she wants to force Kaohsiung to be a fait accompli in front of the public, with Kaohsiung's character, as long as he agrees to go, he will definitely not be able to overcome this hurdle, and he must comply.

In the blink of an eye, the whole bottle was drunk up, and I only drank two small glasses, and the rest was all Kaohsiung. Seeing his half-drunk appearance, I wanted to help him solve his problems, but I couldn't think of a way. According to Kaohsiung, where can I get the five Buddha cards that are so difficult to find? Unless there are fake ones.