Chapter Ninety-Four: The Taste of the Pig's Butt
As soon as the big white pig saw someone enter the pigsty, he immediately became excited, and the owner used to give it pig food every time he entered the pigsty, and then cleaned his own hygiene, he loved the owner of the pen to death.
It snorted, and its mouth kept drooling.
The pig is really a pig, with a pig brother on his face, Tang Yiming couldn't help but swallow nervously.
Damn, it's disgusting!
"Old Don, give the camera, we want to see that pig!"
Tang Yiming held his mobile phone at the fat pig, estimating that it could not touch more than three hundred catties, and the farmer uncle was really big, white and fat.
The group immediately barraged.
Give Uncle a thousand praises for raising fat pigs! They were immediately conquered by the white pig, big enough and mighty, in line with the tall and mighty momentum of my family Tang Tang.
It's a perfect match!
Everyone in the group has already laughed and urinated, and the barrage is like a scrolling screen.
Tang Yiming, kiss quickly, don't ink.
That pig, we will promote it into an Internet celebrity pig at that time, and we won't let you suffer.
After Tang Yiming went in, he really regretted dying, he had nothing to sing against that group of sycophants, the boss had not been very accurate in his judgment these days.
For a while, he couldn't save face, Tang Yiming didn't move for a long time, but the pig moved, it waited for the master to bring food for a long time, the master didn't move, what kind of trouble was it, the master didn't come, it just passed, it spread its hooves and ran happily to Xi Ming, seeing the pig coming towards him, he looked like he was going to arch his mouth, he immediately wanted to run, but the pigsty door was closed by him just now.
"it!"
Looking back, the pig came, he could only give up and go out, but ran around the inner circle of the pigsty, but the fat pig chased after him, and everyone saw a thrilling chase in the group video.
A man is running, a pig is chasing.
One ahhhh
"Don't chase me!"
"Whew. ”
"Hahaha, you're so funny, Tang Yiming, even a pig is afraid!"
"Don't run, master, give me pig food. ”
A man-pig chase.
"Damn, my Anima leather shoes, I bought them with my salary last month, all of them are pig manure. Tang Yiming roared.
Xi Ming studied a handful of strange grilled fish, but he didn't feel anything, he was going to check the information on his mobile phone, but the muted chat group on his mobile phone was blown up at the moment, that Tang Yiming actually went to the pigsty today to kiss the pig's butt, that kid, isn't that just a joke, he still takes it so seriously!
He was also drunk.
He couldn't laugh or cry a little, questioning himself that there was nothing wrong with it, people grew up slowly in questioning.
I really didn't ask him to kiss the pig's butt, and he didn't encourage them to do that, after all, people have self-esteem and dignity, but this Tang Yiming took the initiative to do it.
This made Xi Ming look at that person with admiration, in the future, he can be promoted, and when the time comes, he will be a good candidate for public relations and corporate crisis, enough to have a face, enough to be shameless.
Haha, talent ......
"Don't chase me anymore. Tang Yiming roared at the big fat pig.
How can the pig understand the meaning of people, it saw the master yelling at it, it chased more fiercely, and suddenly passed the master, and the speed was so frightened that Tang Yiming slipped and sat on the ground, this time, the whole group was laughing. Everyone around them hugged and laughed like crazy.
Seeing that the owner fell, the big fat pig immediately stopped, it arched, but did not find pig food, it wandered around.
Tang Yiming fell, the blood and tears in his heart were flowing, this is the Benny Ma he bought last month, brand-name pants, sitting on pig dung.
Fortunately, he was a man, and he forced himself not to cry, and everyone saw that his expression was more ugly than crying.
Seeing Tang Yiming being chased by a pig, everyone began to be happy, and now they looked miserable, and everyone suddenly found out in their conscience that he was still their colleague and comrade-in-arms.
Zhu Siyan: "Let's spare Tang Yiming, the meaning is almost there." ”
Zhou Fa: "Until the point, don't hurt your body, he has been making us happy for so long." ”
"It's just fun, the boss is once again forward-looking, and has erected absolute authority in his heart. Su Cancan sent eight little stars of worship.
Of course, there are always people who are still not convinced, and say in their hearts that a few blind cats have met dead rats, which does not mean that they are prescient, but only the good of these two horses.
"Tang Yiming, come out quickly, we won't let you kiss the pig's butt. ”
"Tang Yiming, if you go to the pigsty, you will pass the customs. ”
"Tang Yiming, you were bullied too badly by pigs. ”
"Tang Yiming, your mother called you to go home and take a bath, and sighed out of the pigsty!"
"Ah no, the man spits at the mouth and nails!"
The young man said this, but in fact, he didn't want to do it at all, this is called beating to death and not spitting, dead mouth!
"I'm a gentleman, and when I say it, it's hard to chase a horse!"
"Tang Yiming, there is no horse chasing you, it's a pig just chasing you, okay. ”
The fat pig kept swaying in the pigsty, and after a while, it swayed to Tang Yiming's side, and after a while, his butt was facing Tang Yiming.
Then the big fat pig stopped moving, and suddenly stood there magically and honestly, as if thinking about something, as if he felt that he was not hungry, and that it was not time to eat. Maybe the pig is reassuring itself like that, and I'm not a pig, how can I know what a pig thinks. Therefore, you can make up the pig's brain by yourself.
Looking at the fat sow's buttocks, there were white flowers, and Nima was still a white tiger pig, without any hair.
Tang Yiming remembered that he didn't believe in evil that day, and he couldn't live because he was evil, he thought that it was impossible for Shuangma to have a third wave of the market, so he made a bet with everyone to tear up the war, and he also gambled on the pig's butt, and he was drunk when he thought about it afterwards, but he couldn't get back what he said.
"Thinking of my words that day, I Tang Yiming just don't believe in evil, and the boss will also have times when he can't see it, I will analyze that there will be no bottoming, there will be no third wave of the market, I will put my words aside today, and I will bet with you, who is afraid of whom!"
The field of regret is green.
saw Tang Yiming leaning towards the pig's butt eagerly.
The crowd screamed.
"Tang Yiming, don't!"
"Tang Yiming, forget it. ”
"We're just joking, don't take it seriously. ”
"It's not fun, we won't laugh at you anymore, come back. ”
Thinking that he still wants to be a blockbuster, he Tang Yiming can't save face at all, how to become a millionaire, how to become a multimillionaire, the successful person is a group of people who can bear it or not, and he can't be a person who can be others, he moved closer to the pig's butt.
Seeing that the fat sow did not move, he waved and kissed the pig gently on the buttocks.
At this time, the old man outside called all the neighbors, saying that the people in the city really know how to play and want to kiss their own sow buttocks, so everyone came to see the strange and happened to see this scene in the pigsty.
They laughed so much that they couldn't stand up straight, some had to hug the tree, some had children rolling on the ground, and the city people kissing the pig's buttocks, this thing was so funny, so funny, I felt happy when I thought about it many years later.
Hahaha...... The scene laughed!
Everyone in the group lined up solemnly to speak.
"Tang Yiming, you are so good!"
"Tang Yiming, you are so good!"
……
"I'm convinced!"
Xi Ming turned off the chat group, that group of guys was really convulsive, his heart twitched and twitched, he wanted to laugh but didn't want to laugh, this Tang Yiming can really be open-minded, which makes people immediately admire!