Situ Haohai heard Li Xiaoqiang discussing tomorrow's competitive match with him, and hurriedly beckoned to Li Xiaoqiang: "Then come over quickly." ”

Situ Haohai found a stool for Li Xiaoqiang, then poured a cup of hot water for Li Xiaoqiang, handed it to Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Come, classmate Li Xiaoqiang, drink water." ”

Li Xiaoqiang took the water cup from Situ Haohai's hand and said with a smile: "Thank you, squad leader." ”

The squad leader also stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Since you are here, you must have your own ideas, you say take a look." ”

Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said: "Well, although I haven't been to the competitive arena, I heard Wang Jing say that the arena is in the forest, and there are many beasts in the forest that are higher than the ordinary level, and the terrain is dangerous. ”

Situ Haohai 'touched' his chin and said, "I agree with your point of view. ”

"In that case, let's divide into small groups, and don't stay together all the time like you used to. Li Xiaoqiang took a sip of water.

Situ Haohai stared at Li Xiaoqiang suspiciously: "Classmate Li Xiaoqiang, do you have to know that the gap between our seventh class and the first class, if we are separated and broken by them one by one, then we don't have the slightest chance to turn over?"

Li Xiaoqiang stared at Situ Haohai and said with a smile: "Squad leader, we don't have the slightest chance together, if this is the case, we will be served directly by the other party, where is there a chance to turn over, weren't you like this before?"

Situ Haohai nodded and said, "Then what do you say, I'll listen to you." ”

Li Xiaoqiang said: "My plan is like this, we are divided into several groups, one of the groups, find the squad leader and a few of the strongest people to combine together, and then the rest of the group will also act as a 'decoy' bait, and the other party will be around, don't collide with the other party, and our strongest combination will act as that sword, so that even if we lose, I believe that many of them have been defeated by us." ”

Situ Haohai thought about Li Xiaoqiang's words, and said in a deep voice: "Your plan is indeed good, if the other party doesn't separate, then wouldn't we be broken by the other party one by one?"

Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "Squad leader, you can rest assured, the people of their class will definitely be separated, do you think, is the overall strength of their class stronger than ours? Since this is the case, then they must have the confidence to defeat us, because of this, they will not 'waste' time, and they will break us one by one, and they will also be separated." ”

"In this way, from the very beginning, we have the initiative. ”

Master and apprentice Haohai's eyes lit up and said: "Your analysis is good, I didn't expect you to be a tactical commander." ”

Li Xiaoqiang took a sip of water and said with a smile: "You praised the squad leader, but I like to read all kinds of famous books, wild histories, and military magazines since I was a child, so I just have my own opinions on this part." ”

Master and apprentice Haohai nodded and said, "Well, then I'll readjust the plan and do what you say." ”

When Situ Haohai had just finished saying this, a man's roaring voice suddenly sounded in the room.

Oh, yes, eon, baby!

When Li Xiaoqiang and Situ Haohai heard the dormitory, they suddenly remembered the roar of a pure man, and naturally looked at the buddy who was sitting in front of the computer and watching pornography, only to see this buddy staring at the nosebleed picture in the computer with a red face, and then his body also had spasms.

When the two saw this scene, they said in unison: "Beast!"

Li Xiaoqiang really admires this buddy, in front of two big men, he is so engrossed in jerking off, he doesn't have to be their store at all, this kind of spirit, it's really a fucking cow.

This dark-skinned buddy, holding a large handful of napkins in his hand, stood up, stared at the two of them with his crotch and said: "I saw the new 'female' god, I have to blaspheme her first, haha, you wait for me, I threw him away, and by the way, I went to wash my hands, lest a 'female' classmate shake hands with me and get pregnant." ”

Both of them 'touched' their foreheads and 'revealed' a helpless smile.

Situ Haohai stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said with a smile: "Hey, I'm used to him, but I believe that soon, someone will help him solve his physiological problems." ”

When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he stared at Situ Haohai and said, "Eh, squad leader, you are so good, what about your 'girlfriend' friend?"

Master and apprentice Haohai said with a smile: "My 'girlfriend' friend is still in college, I am from the ancient martial arts family, we are all family marriages, and we don't have to worry about this kind of thing at all." ”

"Also, the big families are like this, let alone the ancient martial arts family. ”

At this time, this buddy came to the two of them with fruit in his hand, sat down in front of them, and said, "Come, brothers, eat fruit." ”

Li Xiaoqiang stared at the watery fruit in his hand and said: "Forget it, I'm afraid that I will get pregnant if I eat it, and when the time comes, I will give Lao Tzu a caesarean section, then I can only go to Thailand for 'sexual' surgery." ”

Situ Haohai also stared at this dark-skinned buddy and said, "Wang Zuo, don't fucking disgust us, you just got off the plane, and then you brought fruit to let us eat, can we eat it?"

Wang Zuo saw the eyes of the two of them, and said with a smile: "If you don't eat it, I will eat, cut, and there is a special taste, don't you know, this has a beauty effect?"

Situ Haohai said angrily: "Since it has a beauty effect, then I will call all the male classmates in our class over, and we will make you a bowl of artificial soy milk, and you will drink it all, or we will make you a bowl every morning?"

"I'll go. Wang Zuo said angrily: "I said fat paper squad leader, why are you more disgusting than me." ”

Li Xiaoqiang looked at the two guys, disgusting each other here, and still thought it was quite interesting.

At least both of them are 'very' easy to talk, Situ Haohai, as the squad leader, has a very big picture and is a very stable person.

And his roommate Wang Zuo is also a little picky and cynical.

Li Xiaoqiang also stood up and said to the two: "Squad leader, Wang Zuo, then I'll go back to the dormitory now." ”

"Well, then I'll send you. Situ Haohai stood up and said.

Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly said: "Squad leader, this is not very far, so don't see outside." ”

When Wang Zuo heard Situ Haohai's words, he stared at the two of them and said, "I said the two of you, you are so ambiguous, is there a relationship between you......? It's all gay?"

"I'm gay your sister!" Situ Haohai kicked at Wang Zuo.

Li Xiaoqiang also smiled and said: "The squad leader, you first 'get' out of our grouping tomorrow, and I'll go back to the dormitory." ”

"Well, you walk slowly. "Situ Hao Haidao.

Li Xiaoqiang also returned to the dormitory, Li Xiaoqiang closed the 'door' and came to his computer desk.

Li Xiaoqiang picked up a cigarette from the computer table, 'smoked' one from it, lit the cigarette, stared at Wang Jing, who was still playing League of Legends next to him, and said, "You like this game very much?"

Wang Jing nodded and said: "Well, when I was in junior high school and high school before, I basically spent it in an Internet café, often playing all night, fortunately I have the ability to enter the Yanlong Army, otherwise in my life, I can only spend the youth 'spring' and 'waves' on the game." ”

After Wang Jing finished speaking, he hurriedly lit a cigarette for himself, held the cigarette in his mouth, and swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog while playing the game.

Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath and said: "Now these days, it's all like this, it's still good to be able to play a 'trick' when playing games, you look at those professional players, a month is also tens of thousands of monthly salaries." ”

Wang Jing moved the mouse and said: "Yes, in fact, in any industry, talent is indispensable, such as playing games, consciousness must be strong, this is talent." ”

Li Xiaoqiang leaned back in the chair, put his feet on the computer desk, shook the ash at the ashtray and said: "This is indeed the case, hey, I still miss my life in high school, sometimes at night, I and a few classmates in the class sneaked out of the school directly from the third floor with a rope, just to play CF, now think about it, damn it, it's really not old." ”

Wang Jing turned his head and glanced at Li Xiaoqiang, and said with a smile: "Then you are much crazier than me, I haven't done this before, it's too fucking dangerous, if you fall down directly, then you can't go to see Lord Yama." ”

Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "When you say this, I still think of a buddy from our school, that Nima really has a backbone." ”

"Why do you have backbone?" Wang Jing said.

Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "I remember when we were young, a buddy at the time, had a conflict with the teacher, the teacher asked him to stand in the corridor, he didn't stand, he threatened the teacher, you fucking let Lao Tzu stand again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu jumped from the stairs?"

"Grass, such a temperamental student. Wang Jing sat up straight and said.

Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "We were on the second floor at the time, this teacher was also poked by God, he actually crossed his hands on his waist, pushed his eyes and said, you kind of jump, you jumped Lao Tzu to be your grandson, I wipe, you also know, young people are all short-tempered, you are a teacher who teaches and educates people, how can you encourage students like this." ”

"Guess how this student is looking?"

"Jumped?"

Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "This buddy stretched out his hand and pointed at the teacher and said, what you said is my grandson, okay, I'll show you today." ”

This buddy didn't say a word, just turned over, and jumped off the building without hesitation. Li Xiaoqiang said.

"He has a temper, if he is a student of our school, I will definitely worship him as a teacher, a real man. "Wang Jing didn't play games anymore, and 'smoked' a cigarette.

Li Xiaoqiang continued: "This teacher was so frightened that his legs were weak and his face was pale, and he immediately shouted at the whole student, call the doctor, call the doctor. ”

At this time, the students also rushed out of the classroom, and when they saw the buddy lying on the ground, motionless, they hurriedly said to the teacher, teacher, you killed someone. ”

Wang Jing said: "Is this buddy hanging?"

Li Xiaoqiang shook his head and said: "No, fortunately, this guy usually loves sports, loves to play basketball, and his physique is not bad." ”

After that, this buddy got better, and the principal asked this buddy how to solve it, and this buddy waved his hand and said, It's okay, it's trivial, anyway, the teacher said that he wants to be my grandson, since the grandson made a mistake, then I will forgive him. ”

Then, as soon as he saw this teacher, he opened his throat and shouted, grandson, call grandpa. ”――78115+dpataioin+20315961――>