Chapter 446: The Terror of a Drunken Girl
The time was 23 o'clock in the evening, Li Zhengyan came back from the bar, this trip to the bar was actually to give the other director a face, although with Li Zhengyan's current status, there is no need to give face to anyone.
Carefully pushed open the door of the water house where he lived, at this time, there was only a small yellow light on in the water house, Li Zhengyan slowly walked to the bedroom, looked at the quiet little girl sleeping on the bed, and smiled slightly.
"Hey... Is it still good to fall asleep?" Li Zhengyan smiled and left.
Because Li Zhengyan is also going to sleep, Li Zhengyan is ready to take a bath first, and there are three bathing places in the water house, one is an outdoor shower (just where the balcony is), one is an indoor shower (in the bathroom), and one is a bathtub (in the living room).
Li Zhengyan originally wanted to go to the indoor shower, but suddenly Li Zhengyan wanted to take a shower under the night sky, which should feel good, so Li Zhengyan made a decision that he had been haunting for the rest of his life.
When Li Zhengyan walked to the balcony with his clothes, Li Zhengyan never dreamed that the two little girls lying on the bed actually opened their eyes and talked in a low voice.
"Do you dare, if you don't dare now, you can still quit. ”
"Hehe... If I don't dare, I'll shoot well. ”
"Me too, who let him not just we go to the bar, it's punishment. ”
"If we had this in hand, I think the teacher would always have only hurt us. ”
"Yes... Right... Right. ”
"That's good... Three minutes later, when the teacher washes his hair. ”
"Roger. ”
After saying that, the girls closed their eyes again, but the crimson little faces became even redder, because of the light, Han Shuo didn't see the girls' crimson little faces clearly, if they saw it clearly, Han Shuo would definitely know that the current state of this group of guys is the state of drunkenness, and the girls at this time can do anything.
"I love bathing, my skin is good, my skin is good, I love bathing. ”
Maybe it was the first time to take a bath under such a beautiful night sky, so Li Zhengyan was in a very good mood, and he sang songs that he rarely hummed, just when Li Zhengyan took out the shampoo and began to wash his hair, making his head into a bubble and closing his eyes.
Li Zhengyan heard the hot minibus suddenly shout: "It's now." '
Then Li Zhengyan, who was closing his eyes, heard a shout: "Rush..." ”
Li Zhengyan was still wondering at this time, he didn't know what was wrong with this group of little girls, but just when Li Zhengyan was wondering, he heard the footsteps of the girls, and they rushed to his side.
Before Li Zhengyan could react, he heard the hot minibus shouting, "Zhengen opened the door." ”
Because the outdoor shower room is not locked, the door was pulled with a bang, Li Zhengyan was stunned, and he heard the hot minibus shouting: "I saw Li Zhengyan's bare buttocks, Zhengen take a quick shot." ”
"Oh my!" Li Zhengyan was really frightened by the words of the hot minibus, and he couldn't even take care of the bubble on his head, touched the towel on the side, wiped his eyes, and wanted to wrap around his lower body, but after all, his eyes were not good, and it was in such an emergency situation, so Li Zhengyan's hand slid a little.
"Ahh Lee Jung-un's little idiot's voice: "I saw my brother's mammoth." ”
"You guys.... Li Zhengyan's face turned red, his mammoth was seen by his sister, do you think Li Zhengyan can not blush.
When Li Zhengyan finally covered his towel for the second time, Li Zhengyan finally rushed out, and then Li Zhengyan jumped into the swimming pool on the side with a plop, so that this group of guys couldn't shoot themselves.
Sure enough, after Li Zhengyan jumped into the pool, the two little girls were stunned, and the hot minibus with a mobile phone looked at Li Zhengyan and asked, "What should I do?"
"Hmph... Wait for him, and I don't believe he won't come up. ”
After speaking, the two girls each took out their mobile phones, and then looked at the pool with Li Zhengyan, looking at the appearance of this group of little girls preparing to defend to the death, Li Zhengyan said with a little cry and laughter: "Ah... What are you doing here, I'm Master Li Zhengyan, you can't do this to me. ”
However, Li Zhengyan shouted several times, but found that the group of little guys were not moved at all, Li Zhengyan was very puzzled in his heart, but he had no trouble asking why he was doing this, so Han Shuo was very curious.
"Hey... Well, I don't blame you, you tell me about the swim trunks, and tomorrow, I'll take you to play. After speaking, Li Zhengyan smiled and shouted to Li Zhengen: "Li Zhengen is the most well-behaved baby, my brother will buy you lobster tomorrow, you go and help my brother get swimming trunks." ”
Li Zhengyan found the best coaxing little guy, but what Li Zhengyan couldn't have imagined was that he soon heard this little guy say with a little big tongue: "No... Yes, I... Is... Dude, as long as you shoot... Brother's... Photo, dude... Just forever with us... Together, and... It will always hurt us the most. ”
"yes... Yes... So... We must... Be sure to photograph Li Zhengyan. ”
After Lee Jung-un's words were finished, he got the consent of the other girls!
"Ah...?" It may be because Han Shuo was too nervous just now, so he didn't notice how his student could speak with a little big tongue, and he didn't see it for a while, why did his tongue get bigger.
Just when Li Zhengyan was puzzled, suddenly a wine bottle floated to Li Zhengyan's side, and when Li Zhengyan picked up the wine bottle in surprise, it was actually the bottle of wine sent at noon, and when he saw the empty bottle, Li Zhengyan said in surprise: "Why is the wine gone, and why is the bottle in the swimming pool?"
This wine bottle was after the girls drank the wine, and at that time the girls were actually a little confused, so in order to destroy the evidence, all the girls unanimously agreed to throw the bottle into the sea, but it was not human, Li Zhengen, the little guy, threw it hard, and the bottle fell on the edge of the pool, and did not fall into the sea.
Fortunately, this was not thrown into the sea, otherwise you would have been fined and blacklisted by the Maldives hotel.
"Have you all drunk?" At this time, Li Zhengyan finally understood!
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But it seems useless to understand it now, because even if you understand it, you can't solve the current situation, the other party is drunk, how to reason with a drunk guy.
At this time, these little girls are fearless, not to mention teachers, even their parents will not be afraid.
Don't believe me....!
"Yikes... Li Zhengyan hurry up and come up for me, I want to shoot your mammoth, don't think it's okay to hide in the water. ”
"Come up quickly, if you don't come up again, we're going to be angry, don't think that you, teacher, can't come up. ”
"Hmm... Well... Li Zhengyan, you better give up resistance, we will defend you, and we will definitely not doze off. ”
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Listening to the words shouted by the two girls in front of him, Li Zhengyan sighed weakly, why was he so unlucky!
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Chapter 447: Terrible Girls
"Come up... You have the ability to come up. ”
"What's there to be shy about, hurry up and let me pat your mammoth. ”
"If we don't come up, we'll rush down. ”
"Uh... This one doesn't work, we've already taken a shower, so it's not good, you can't take a shower on both sides. ”
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Li Zhengyan has been sitting in the water for almost half an hour, and the two little guys on it are unrelenting, so they keep patting and shouting at Li Zhengyan with a mobile phone.
No matter how Li Zhengyan explained it to the two girls, could he explain it with a group of drunk guys?
The answer is obvious, if the explanation is reasonable, Li Zhengyan will not still be in the water.
"Yikes... I'm going to make you pay, little guy. This is the first time Li Zhengyan has not known about the threat, but unfortunately the threat is meaningless.
No matter how threatening Li Zhengyan was, the little guys at this time were not afraid at all, pinching their waists one by one, looking at Li Zhengyan unmoved.
This made Li Zhengyan want to die, what the hell is going on, won't it just take a night.
But fortunately, after a while, these little guys couldn't hold it anymore, after all, they drank a lot of wine, so they were sleepy one by one, first of all, the first one to be sleepy was Li Zhengen, I saw her look at Li Zhengyan who was still in the water and shook her head and said: "This guy hasn't come up yet, hum... My hands are sore, I'll take a nap, you look at this, wait a minute, I'll see the mammoth again. ”
It's just that after Lee Jung-eun slowly lay on the recliner, he snored slightly, and this snoring sound seemed to be contagious, and after a while, the other little girls also slowly snored.
Li Zhengyan, who was staying in the swimming pool, looked at the little girl who was suddenly snoring collectively and smiled with disdain: "Ahhh Are you really good, you guys are drunk and you know how to cheat on me, and you still pretend to sleep one by one.
Hum... Could it be that my IQ is so low, I will be deceived by you, don't dream, I will never come up and let you shoot me. ”
After speaking, he angrily poured a little water on the little guys opposite, but Li Zhengyan's words did not get a response from the little guys.
After another half an hour, Li Zhengyan found that this group of little guys was still motionless, which made Li Zhengyan a surprise, did they really sleep, with a worried mood, Li Zhengyan slowly moved to the front of the girl, and found that these little guys were really sleeping collectively.
Li Zhengyan was happy in his heart, and hurriedly climbed out of the pool, and after soaking for more than an hour, Li Zhengyan's hands and legs were wrinkled.
Ran to the shower just now and put on his shorts, so that Li Zhengyan finally had a sense of security.
Li Zhengyan looked back at the four little guys who were all asleep on the chairs on the balcony, and sighed speechlessly, why? Because Li Zhengyan can't let this group of little guys sleep outside, this is the seaside, and the dew is very heavy, although this group of little guys didn't recognize it just now, but Li Zhengyan can't be unjust!
In the end, Li Zhengyan still carried the little guy back.
Even when he was carrying it back, Li Zhengyan heard Li Zhengen shouting: "Mammoth, don't go, I'm going to shoot you." ”
"How much did you drink?" Li Zhengyan shook his head helplessly.
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At four o'clock in the morning, when it was still not light, Li Zhengyan had already woken up helplessly, this was not Li Zhengyan himself who woke up, but was kicked awake.
Li Zhengyan swore that he would never sleep with this group of little girls again in the future, because he was too aggrieved.
After Li Zhengyan hugged the two girls to bed again, they each gave a small quilt, because this is the seaside, although it is very hot during the day, it is necessary to prevent moisture at night, and it is a little cold.
In addition to the two girls, Li Zhengyan also prepared one himself, but when Li Zhengyan never dreamed of it, when he woke up at night, he found that the small quilt on his body was long gone.
When I looked at the side, I was actually grabbed by two girls and covered my body, and even Li Zhengyan didn't grab it if he wanted to.
This is not the most aggrieved, the most aggrieved thing is that Li Zhengyan originally let the girl sleep horizontally, because three people, two beds, just sleeping horizontally.
It was okay at first, but after a while, these two guys seemed to have discussed it, and they didn't know how they slept, so they actually slept properly, and this time they came over, and Li Zhengyan blocked their way.
Then the base leg was put on Li Zhengyan's body, and at night Li Zhengyan had a dream of being forced by two mountains all night, and that feeling was worse than death.
In the end, Li Zhengyan woke up because Li Zhengyan made them uncomfortable, so he kicked Li Zhengyan out of bed with four feet, so that their feet were stretched, but Li Zhengyan fell a dog and gnawed mud.
"You big bad guys, why.... Why should I take you with me, how many people envy me when I come, but the truth is always crueler than the appearance, you are demons, this is the last time I Han Li Zhengyan will travel with you. After speaking, Li Zhengyan wanted to cry without tears.
In the end, Li Zhengyan gave up the idea of sleeping with this group of guys, and the so-called can't hide if he can't fight? Then Li Zhengyan slept on a chair in the living room, and everything on the chair was good, but there were too many mosquitoes, so Li Zhengyan didn't sleep well all night!
Just when Li Zhengyan felt that there were a lot fewer mosquitoes, he could sleep in a daze.
"Teacher, get up quickly, it's dawn, let's go out to play." ”
"Ah...?" Li Zhengyan replied helplessly.
Soon another voice sounded: "Get up, teacher, you are really, we don't dislike you, why do you still sleep outside, too careful." ”
"yes... So punish you for going out with us, don't sleep now, you have time to sleep when you die. ”
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Oh my eyes, these words are about to make Li Zhengyan angry, it's just too vicious, is this talking about human words? Sister, I was drunk and crazy last night and forced myself into the pool, and then I kindly carried this group of guys back, but I was kicked out of bed by this group of people.
When he hid here and was attacked by mosquitoes all night, and was about to fall asleep, the group of guys said that they thought too much and were too careful, and they had to punish themselves for being too careful.
This is simply the most unreasonable group of people Han Li Zhengyan has ever encountered, too bullying.
However, although Li Zhengyan wanted to resist, he couldn't resist, because soon Li Zhengyan was defeated by these little girls with a sentence of Li Zhengyan I love you.
After all, he is the person he loves the most, and he is disrespectful to himself, or he does it when he is drunk, what can Li Zhengyan say.
After being shaken more than 100 times in a row by this group of little girls, Li Zhengyan climbed up helplessly with panda eyes!
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