Chapter 224: The Whole Chicken Feast
Gao Jun didn't think much about it, but thought that Wu Zhipeng was ugly with a smile, waved his hand, and left.
He walked around the dormitory, and he felt that he couldn't eat it anymore, but he didn't expect that there were so many snacks in the boys' dormitory, and in addition, being a teacher is really beneficial!
He left the dormitory with a full hiccup, and walked around this dormitory, which can really evoke a lot of memories of people, think of the days when there were no cigarettes in the green years.
Gao Jun did not go to college, but he was a soldier, and he smoked in the barracks, but he was also depressed when he didn't have a girl.
Well, now you can see beautiful girls everywhere, such as Zhang Jiao, who was super difficult to stretch her muscles and bones just now, the mother and daughter who are about to meet at noon, and the snake spirit Tong Ling who is twisting the willow waist in front of her, like a willow swinging in the wind.
I haven't seen her in the past two days since the last time she was drunk and the two of them almost went to bed.
When Tong Ling saw her, her face suddenly showed the charming smile of the snake spirit when she saw the gourd baby: "It's so good to see you, come with me!"
Gao Jun's eyes suddenly lit up, grabbed Tong Ling's hand, put on a handsome face, his eyes were shining, and said gently and affectionately: "Okay, go to the distance, there is wind and you have poetry, go to the ends of the earth, you and I have love, go to a place where there is only us, there is ......"
"You big-headed ghost!" Tong Ling shook off his hand angrily and said, "Why did you get so much emotion and let you work with me." ”
"Cut, it turned out that it wasn't elopement, it was to catch a strong man?" Gao Jun suddenly lowered his face and said, "I haven't eaten early in the morning, what are you doing?"
"If you haven't eaten, who are you fooling? Who has a taste of Kang Shuaifu!" Tong Ling said angrily.
Gao Jun smacked his lips and said, "I said that the taste is wrong, it turns out that I have eaten a fake." ”
"Less nonsense, let's go, don't worry, you don't have to do manual work. Tong Ling said.
"It doesn't matter if you work hard, our buddies are famous for their strong body and temperament, brave and invincible, first-class technology and strong endurance, and the people of the rivers and lakes are called the king of the golden gun!"
"Hey, it seems that you are really powerful, and there are poems to prove it!" Tong Ling said with a smile, as if she wanted to catch Gao Jun to refine the Seven Heart Pill, she once again showed a different side, smiled charmingly, and said: "Sister, I also have poems to praise, Erba Jasper is in good years, graceful and graceful, soft pancreas and fat face is like jade, and peach blossoms are fragrant." ”
Gao Jun immediately laughed, he likes this kind of Tong Ling the most, he dares to say anything, he can say anything, he gives people the feeling that he can chat in the hall and touch the big bed!
This is the favorite type of man, a stunner in the true sense of the word.
Stunners refer not only to sexy and stunning beauties, but also to be able to play with men in all aspects, and to meet all the needs of men from both physical and mental aspects.
A man must have such a woman by his side in his life, she will always make you happy.
Tong Ling has really studied men thoroughly, she can pick up any words, and any state can be changed at will.
Moreover, seeing Gao Jun's elated appearance, Tong Ling took the initiative to come over, stretched out her hand to wrap her arms around him, and said, "Be happy, dead ghost, I almost let you succeed that night, if there was no murder at that time, how would you feel?"
Gao Jun smiled, watching her plump and plump jade peak lightly attached to his arm, and the feeling of being close and close was the most crazy.
"My feeling was simple. Gao Jun said: "You are drunk alone, pull me to bed to sleep, excited, I follow closely, I just want to return with you." Chick, you have a wonderful figure, handsome guy, my heart is beating, I am not hesitating, I no longer hesitate, I just want to sleep with you. ”
Tong Ling was about to laugh crazy, and the pair of odd rulers were completely attached to his arms, and he praised him sincerely: "You are really talented." ”
Gao Jun smiled and said, "I was a tailor in my last life. ”
Tong Ling smiled and bent over, originally holding his arm, but instead hugging his waist, this is a very intimate posture, and non-loving couples will not do this.
Just like the last time Tong Ling went out to dance with a foreigner, she didn't even skip the ballroom dance of holding hands and hugging each other, she was still very conservative in her bones, but she was constantly opening up to Gao Jun, although she never said anything about love.
"Alright, let's stop talking about it, I just happened to have something to do with you. Tong Ling couldn't help but laugh and said.
"Something you can talk about. Gao Jun immediately said: "As long as you give an order, whether it is a knife mountain and a sea of fire, an oil pot and a nail board, I will never frown, what to serve tea and pour water, make beds and fold quilts, massage and massage, cook and sew, serve confinement, breastfeeding......"
"You're too functional, aren't you?" Tong Ling stretched out her hand and twisted him, and said, "Don't talk about this useless, I just want to discuss with you, the dumpling restaurant business is getting better and better recently, but my brother, and now Sister Ying have to eat and salary, so I want to expand the scale."
So I want to officially launch the stir-fry and stew project, and completely turn it into a restaurant, Sister Ying's stewed first-hand dish, my brother is also half a chef, and you, although you don't know how to learn, but you are also a little knowledgeable, and I want to draw up a recipe with you. ”
"That's it, isn't it too big?" Gao Jun said arrogantly: "I don't dare to say anything else, I have tasted almost all kinds of food in the world, needless to mention Chinese food, Italian cuisine, French cuisine, Japanese cuisine, American fast food, Turkish halal food, I can treasure everything." ”
"Don't blow it, you don't need any foreign food, just home-cooked food. Tong Ling said.
"Home cooking is even simpler. Gao Jun rolled his eyes and said, "Play a guessing game with you, say, let's pop and guess the name of a dish." ”
Tong Ling's face suddenly turned red, glanced at him, and seeing that he was serious, Tong Ling frowned and thought secretly, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and said, "Meat sandwich bun?"
Burst...... Gao Jun laughed directly, Tong Ling's face turned even redder, and said weakly: "That's fried meat with fungus, honey ham, and toothpick meat?"
"Why are the toothpicks and meat coming out, don't joke with the toothpicks?" Gao Jun said depressedly.
"Oh, I see. Tong Ling realized: "Kung Pao Chicken!"
Gao Jun suddenly gave a thumbs up, only to hear Tong Ling mutter, "Chicken, might as well be a toothpick?"
"It's a dish. Gao Jun said: "Don't talk about me, this time I will talk about you, just guess another dish based on the cover you are wearing now." ”
Tong Ling lowered her head, she could also pull her collar and look at it, just when Gao Jun was about to come over, she hurriedly let go, Tong Ling smiled: "I know, it's buckle meat!"
Gao Jun praised her again, and then said to Tong Ling: "I'll go and shhhhhhhh ”
Tong Ling looked at him, his riddles were too dirty, she scratched her head and said, "You shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"What does it have to do with flowers?" Gao Jun said in surprise.
"You're still working in the School of Foreign Languages, how do you pronounce Hua in English?" Tong Ling said.
"Flower, I'll rub it, help the second child......" Gao Jun couldn't cry and laughed: "Your imagination is too rich." ”
Tong Ling was a little embarrassed and said, "Then what do you say?"
"Of course it's 'hand-grilled chicken'!" Gao Jun said.
"It's not about helping the second child yet!" Tong Ling snorted, but this method made her very excited and funny, and she immediately said, "Is there anything else?"
Gao Jun smiled and said, "The weather is so hot, and you are naturally beautiful and have a good figure, there must be no cover with the right size, so think about the contents of your cover, and then name a dish." ”
This time, Tong Ling didn't pull the collar again, because this guy was too close, she thought about it along the lines just now, and said, "It's hot, the cover is too tight, and the inside is ......
I see, stew the heart!"
Gao Jun was in a happy mood, and asked again: "Let's you and me, the affection is lingering, and after doing enough foreplay, pop and play a dish." ”
"This ...... I really don't know. Tong Ling said: "You know that I am an innocent little girl, don't ask such questions." ”
"Okay, then I'll tell you. Gao Jun smiled: "Slippery loin (squeeze)!"
"Oh, I'll rub it, this is too ......" Tong Ling couldn't speak.
"Also, in order to be fully prepared, so that both parties are extremely excited, and enter the snapping procedure in the best condition, women usually ...... for men"
Speaking of this, Gao Jun took out a lollipop from the dormitory and stuffed it into his mouth, and sucked it a few times.
Tong Ling suddenly rolled her eyes and said, "Saliva chicken!"
Gao Jun laughed, and said: "If you don't accompany me, I will be lonely and unbearable to go to the bathing center to find a girl, but I have no money on me, so I will name a dish?"
"White cut chicken!" Tong Ling's thinking was smooth, and it can be said that she has a clear path and a different road.
"This year is my natal year, but my panties have faded, and I have a dish name. Gao Jun asked.
"Braised chicken. Tong Ling replied easily, feeling a little bored: "It's all chickens, isn't it?"
"Why not? People like to order chicken now. Gao Jun smiled.
"Then you have to be a little vegetarian, right?" Tong Ling said.
"Of course, there are vegetarian dishes, all kinds of fungus, listen to me and give you another guess. Gao Jun said happily.
"Okay, okay......" Tong Ling immediately stopped, these were thrilling to hear, and when it came to the theme of fungus, she was afraid that she would not be able to bear it.
Gao Jun was still unsatisfied, Tong Ling took his arm, hugged him, and said, "Dead ghost, do you know what I like you the most?"
"Love my support points. Gao Jun smiled.
Tong Ling stepped on him hard and said, "Be serious...... What I like the most is your attitude towards the world, you can always make everything easy and easy, even boring things can be interesting, you can always use your optimistic attitude and cheerful personality to infect others, so that others can also participate, it's amazing. ”
Gao Jun laughed and said, "It seems that you don't like you as much as I like you!"
"What do you mean?" asked Tong Ling.
Gao Jun said: "You only like me a little, and I like you for three ...... Dot. ”