Zhou Jiu withdrew from the news, silently mourning for a second for the future, and the audience who was about to be poisoned by the director of the snake spirit disease was silent.

Then the next second clicked on the audition of the talent show.

There is nothing to feel sorry for, after all, so many people are pitted together, and distress is not distressed, only by directly getting rid of the snake spirit disease once and for all.

I don't know if there will be a crowdfunding to get rid of snake spirit disease once and for all in this life.

If so, Zhou Jiu decided to donate a husky.

This is the first talent show in China, and the program team in the exploration is trying their best to put this first shot well.

Coupled with people's tolerance for new things, it takes a certain amount of time to brew.

Therefore, the audition time is planned for a long time.

Zhou Jiu opened this audition show, but in fact, he didn't want to find any good seedlings seriously.

It's just that he knows that You Hai, an acquaintance, is in it, and he has a temporary idea.

However, this sea of people and many players, if you want to find You Hai here, the chance is infinitely tending to zero.

However, Zhou Jiu was not unhappy, he just took a look.

If you want to say that you are not happy, it is the judges inside.

Zhou Jiu didn't come for good seedlings, they were!

Zhou Jiu just looked at it casually, they weren't!

Judge A covered his head, feeling that his brain hurt.

"Isn't it true that there are so many people in our country who can sing? ”

Judge B's eyes are empty.

"It's over, I probably won't be able to sing this song for a long time, so what should be the right key for this song?"

“……”

Judge C held back for a long time, wanting to sing two correct tunes to Judge B, but found that he had also been brainwashed by the demonic singing voice before.

Several judges were secretly communicating with each other avoiding the camera, and a strong sense of despair spread among several people.

"Do you think this talent show is reliable? Choose a bunch of grassroots singing in KTV to compete, how many ratings can it have? Don't be all these people's relatives and friends. ”

"If you do a good job abroad, we should be able to do it here, once this is successful, we will be the first to eat crabs in China, and when the time comes, we must not cut a big piece of cake!"

"But you also see the quality ......"

The previous demon player has already left the game, and the new girl is wearing a double ponytail, and her smile is quite sweet like the girl next door.

It's just that with this opening, others can't care about anything honey or not, so they just want to shut up quickly.

"Sweet honey, you smile sweetly~ It seems that the hair is blooming in the spring breeze ~"

Judge A patted his head with a faint pain.

"A flower blooms in the spring breeze...... I have nothing to say seriously. ”

Judge Yi Bing silently pressed the elimination light.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and smiled unkindly, and he thought it was quite cute after laughing.

There is no distinction between nasal sounds, hf, and flat tongue, which is a common problem for many friends in dialect areas.

It's sometimes inconvenient, but it does sound soft and cute.

Zhou Jiu will never forget that in his previous life, in the afternoon when he quarreled with his classmates in the typical common dialect area, the anxious classmates said an earth-shattering sentence -

"Super mile mom! I'm going to develop the old bag!"

Since then, Zhou Jiu has secretly made up his mind not to easily flirt with classmates whose Mandarin is not very standard.

Because, just start a fight, if you don't fight, but quarrel, you quarrel, how bad it is to be laughed at directly, and the momentum will be over in an instant.

Zhou Jiu, who couldn't hold back his laughter until he was holding back his internal injuries, felt that this must be a conspiracy from a typical common dialect area!

The judges said they didn't care about the conspiracy and couldn't laugh at it.

If they could, they would even want to go to the producer and cry.

"Guess how Leonardo da Vinci was deaf, because he came to be a judge for 'Show Me Myself'. ”

“…… Uh, isn't the deaf one Beethoven?"

"So, do you know how I got crazy?"

The judges wiped their sweat and were careful not to say more.

The three judges in each audition area are all carefully considered.

There are singer-songwriters who specialize in music, music protégés who are powerful fans, and a little transparent who specializes in enlivening the atmosphere.

The role of Judge C here is to liven up the atmosphere.

Because he is not a professional musician, the noise pollution he suffers from is a little lighter.

At least for now, stay calm.

When the other two musicians heard it, they were already on the verge of collapse, and their emotional state was completely close to the door.

"What the hell is this all singing?"

"Who asked him to add these inexplicable dance moves!"

"Spicy ears!"

"I want to poke myself in the eye. ”

Judge Bing swallowed and said, "Uh...... Let's take a look back at it? Maybe there are good seedlings, but they're in the back?"

"Makes sense, you said that an hour ago. ”

"There's nothing wrong with it, the one who sang the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and still broke the sound was on the stage just after you finished speaking. ”

Judge C set his eyes on the sidelines, and the off-site stewards silently spread their hands.

Zhou Jiu stepped on the keyboard, and he really had enough fun.

Where is this audition, it's simply a funny film.

The players kept going up and down the court, and every few people, one person would come out, shaking the burden and making people laugh.

Even if the contestants didn't make people laugh, the desperate eyes of a few judges were enough to make people laugh on the keyboard.

"Are you singing a song skewer?"

"Yes, teacher, I specially conceived a song to skewer blablabla......"

"You're right, young man, but the lyrics of the two climaxes of the same song are replaced by the wrong words, you know?"

The judges wiped their sweat.

"Your Dance Match ......"

"Teacher, I have been dancing since elementary school, I have very good dancing skills, and I can do good singing and dancing on ......the stage."

"Big sister, you're right, it's just that the ballet and "Love When You Die" are a pairing...... Am I too old?"

Judge C wiped the sweat of the two judges who were crying quickly.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, feeling that his tears were about to come out—laughing.

But laughing and laughing, he himself also knows how many pounds and taels he has.

Now don't talk about singing, even if you open your mouth to speak, it can be hard to hear, which makes people wonder if the radio at home is broken.

But it's no wonder that he's just a starling, not a lark or a oriole, and he can't be too demanding, right?

Starlings in nature are not called like that......

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Uh, what is the real starling called?

……