Chapter 109: A man can not be handsome, but he must be sassy
Xie Lang, who walked on the stage, generously took the microphone from Li Jiusheng's hand, but saw that the other party had a sly face and raised his eyebrows at himself.
Xie Lang touched his nose and said with a dry smile: "I'm sorry, Miss Li, I was eating crabs just now, I didn't hear your words, I'm really sorry~"
Li Jiusheng didn't seem to expect that this kid was so thick-skinned, and he was dying, but he could still remain so calm?
"Then the stage will be handed over to you, I hope you can give me an unforgettable birthday." ”
"It must be that Miss Li will never forget it. Xie Lang had a malicious smile on his face.
As Li Jiusheng stepped down, Xie Lang bowed deeply to everyone and said slowly: "Since Miss Li has spoken, then I have no choice but to borrow flowers to offer Buddha and send a special song to everyone, wishing us Miss Li a happy 20th birthday, and I hope everyone will have an unforgettable night tonight!"
"Come on, music, lights! ”
Xie Lang held the microphone in his left hand, like a salt brother, and raised a bewitching posture with his right hand, directing the music and lighting engineer in charge of the rhythm on the scene.
Well?
Zhou Dan and Wang Xian'er, who saw this scene, widened their eyes and secretly wondered: Is this kid ready to amplify his moves?
"Next, I will give you an episode from Xingye Shaolin Football - "Iron Head Gong and King Kong Legs"! I think most of the audience has seen this film and is very familiar with this song..."
There is no room for all the audience to react...
"Shaolin Kung Fu is good!"
"That's great!"
"Shaolin kung fu is great!"
"That's great!"
"I'm an iron head!"
"Invincible Iron Head Gong!"
The scene suddenly fell into a general silence, and everyone only felt that 10,000 trough Nima were galloping by.
The scene was quiet and terrible, and the atmosphere was simply embarrassing!!
Wang Xian'er was stupid.
Li Jiusheng was stunned.
Huang Xiaobo, Zhou Dan and others were stunned.
All the audience at the scene stared at Xie Lang who was scratching his head on the stage.
I ask you if you are surprised.
Oh, my God!
What is this kid singing?
Everyone was dumbfounded.
"Come on, everyone sing with me. ”
Xie Lang snatched the guitar of the musician on the side of the stage, beckoned to everyone, and played the guitar again, "Shaolin Kung Fu is strong enough, top quack, Shaolin Kung Fu is awesome, wahaha!"
"What's wrong with this guy, he's the night prince who has caused a sensation in the entire entertainment industry!
"He must be crazy!!"
Rao is Zhou Dan didn't dare to imagine that Xie Lang dared to play such a hand and directly took Li Jiusheng and his army.
"Brother Lang is awesome! Brother Lang is mighty! A song of iron head gong and King Kong legs, singing makes everyone's scalp tingle. ”
"Eh~ Brother Lang is really good like this?"
"Brother Lang Tianxiu, the show of the flowers! The unforgivable crime of blind Ji Baxiu, I, Qian Hao, announced that I would deprive you of all the right to show ~ and seal you Tianxiu ~ tie up Xiuqin!"
Huang Xiaobo and Qian Haozhong immediately gave Xie Lang a big sycophant as soon as possible.
Hehehe, you want to see me embarrassed??
There is no drop, anyway, Lao Tzu is shameless.
Thought I could sing a love song and stun the crowd?
There is no such thing as a drop~ Brother is so stable with skin, with waves in the skin.
Lao Tzu Xie Lang is a routine in the online literature industry, how can a mere mortal guess my routine?
Look at it~ I won't explain the combo in the next wave, not only will I not use a little porcelain points, but I will also earn a wave of it.
After Li Jiusheng reacted, his face instantly turned red, and he hurriedly brushed his hair.
At first, she really wanted Xie Lang to be embarrassed, but after hearing Xie Lang's singing, she found that it was not only Xie Lang who was embarrassed, but also herself!!
"Damn, why do I think this song is good?"
"Yes, I feel this way too, I'm used to listening to love songs, and now I occasionally listen to some weird songs, which is quite interesting. ”
"Okay, sing so well!"
Some guests at the scene applauded one after another, as if others thought they didn't understand.
Wang Xian'er and Su Bingyu were also shocked, looking at the scene in front of them in disbelief.
At this time, Xie Lang looked into the microphone, and his voice was impassioned, "Come on, sing and dance." ”
"Shaolin Kung Fu is good, it's really good~ Shaolin Kung Fu is good, it's really good~~"
"Nima, this kid is obviously incomplete in five tones, and he sings very badly, why don't I listen to my hands and feet. ”
"Yes, yes, I feel that way, too. ”
"The point is, this song is too magical. ”
All the guests were boiling.
Su Bingyu's beautiful eyes widened instantly, she was an expert in music, and Xie Lang, this kid, was purely a spoof.
As for his spoof, he actually got the appreciation of many audiences at the scene??
Hell yes!
On the stage, I saw Xie Lang writhing his buttocks, dancing comically in place, walking forward and backward, singing softly about Iron Head Gong and King Kong Legs.
For a while, with the magical music, Huang Xiaobo and his classmates swayed.
Sure enough, a man can not be handsome, but he must be sassy.
This is the truth.
What's even more exaggerated is that many guests at the scene also joined Xie Lang's army of twisting ass and embarrassing dances.
They weren't dancing at all, but they were led astray by Xie Lang's demonic music, and they just wanted to twist their butts.
It's like ten people shaking their heads in front of you, and you can't help but shake your heads when you look at you.
It's a contagion.
Smack!
As the song fell, a wave of applause suddenly rang out.
At this moment, Liancheng and Qiao Bai were completely dumbfounded.
For a long time, just like the performance of "Night Prince" on the stage, the two have never had such exaggerated expressions.
"Thank you, thank you!" Xie Lang didn't expect that his set of "Blind Ji Ba" dance would actually win a full house.
He was purely disgusting Li Jiusheng and spoofing.
Nima~~
Xie Lang doesn't play cards according to the routine, don't you guys play cards according to the routine?
Does he sing well, does everyone really have a B number in their hearts?
However, this is not over, just when Xie Lang stepped down, his right leg suddenly secretly exerted force...
The next moment, I heard a sudden "click" sound on the stage, and Xie Lang stepped through the stage with his legs and fell in from above.
"Ahh
"It is. ”
"What's the situation?"
The crowd was shocked again.
"Ouch hey!!"
Xie Lang, who fell in the gap under the stage, let out bursts of wails.
Then, Xie Lang's loud voice came from the microphone, "It hurts me to death, Miss Li, anyway, your family is too picky, in order to celebrate your birthday, you actually temporarily built a stage of tofu scum~ I really fell to death..."
Well??
Xie Lang: This is in...
Nima, it turns out that this kid is touching porcelain!!