Chapter 13: Please stop pretending immediately

The momentum of the soft rice man's previous call has been suppressed by Xie Lang, "Spare your life, big brother spare your life... Xiaowan, please, help me plead. ”

"Still babbling, brothers, take this little white face away for me. Ye Qiu gave an order, and several younger brothers of the biker party dragged the soft rice man away one by one.

Yan Wan wiped away her tears, came to Xie Lang, and said with a bitter face, "Big brother, thank you so much today, I can finally let go now." ”

"Lao Tzu is 21 years old, and you call me a 24 or 5 young lady who calls me big brother?"

"Ahh Eldest brother... No... You...... Only 21 years old?" Yan Wan looked at him with some astonishment.

The audience in the live broadcast room also amazed:

"666, it turns out that Brother Gentle is only 21 years old. ”

", Lao Tzu always thought that Dog Gentle was a 90-year-old middle-aged lewd man, but I didn't expect him to be 21 years old. ”

"Brother Gentle is young, I'm dumbfounded!"

"Rub, Brother Gentle is really small!"

"The upstairs brother is skinny. ”

"Gentleness without words: Who TM said that Lao Tzu is small, Lao Tzu is backhanded to take off his pants!"

"Daily taunt +1!"

Xie Lang tilted his head, looked at Yan Wan in front of him, and said, "Don't be surprised, I just can't see it, even if it is any woman today, I will do it." ”

"Well, you're right, I don't think you're a 21-year-old at all, big brother, you just feel... I feel like you give people a lot of experience, like a post-90s generation. ”

"Maybe it's because I'm manly!" Xie Lang teased, then looked at Hathago, took out a cigarette, put it in his mouth, and said: "I think that man is good, he is not a few years older than you, and he has been standing in front of you to protect you just now, but he is a person who can be entrusted for life." ”

"He?" Yan Wan looked at Hasago, but said with a playful face: "Then why don't you say that you are more worthy of entrusting yourself for life?"

Xie Lang said lightly: "Everything I have experienced is something that ordinary people can't understand at all, because I am from two worlds with you, so... I'm not a person worth entrusting for life, and being single is still more suitable for me. ”

"It's so mysterious, I'm really a little curious, so what world are you from, and is your job a COS? (anime cosplay)"

"So to speak, but there are many more people besides me playing anime characters!" Xie Lang slapped his butt vulgarly, flicked the cigarette butt, and then turned around and left.

Yan Wan's eyes were tightly focused on Xie Lang's back, and she seemed to be a little melancholy and said, "Where are you going..."

But I heard Xie Lang turn around and say two words: "Touch porcelain!"

A group of viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't help it:

"The dog is gentle, I don't eat this wave of poisonous chicken soup!"

"Anchor drama spirit!"

"Who said just now that Brother Gentle has a girlfriend, stand up and watch Lao Tzu beat you to death... This forced to be obviously single. ”

"Ah, the dog is gentle with the brute...... There are girls who don't know how to bubble when they send them to the door, it's just that they are not as good as beasts. ”

The various barrages in the live broadcast room, Xie Lang ignored them.

"Wow...... I can't stand it!Anchor, we don't care, hurry up and add the WeChat of the young lady just now, or we will unfollow. ”

"Yes, if you don't tease the young lady, we will unfollow and never give you any more gifts. ”

Wow.

As soon as the audience finished speaking, they immediately sent a rocket to Xie Lang.

Mr. Wang Jingze's famous true fragrance theory, as expected, no one can contradict it.

Xie Lang opened those barrages, and said speechlessly: "Yo, you still want to rebel? Threaten me with a pass? I rely on, Ben Shuai forces you to perform live every day, teach you the art of preventing pits and being deceived, and even if you don't give me a gift, you still threaten me?"

"Eh, who... Don't think that if you send me a rocket, I won't dare you scold you... Yes, that's right, I'm talking about you, can Dad send me another rocket??"

"Fuck, the dog is gentle, you are really a beast, a beast, spineless, a thief is shameless, and you want to cheat us on gifts!"

[User Ling Hao gave the anchor 100 fish balls!]

[User E-hero gave the anchor a rocket - and left a message: It's so fragrant!]

[User LATE-IND gives the anchor a plane!]

[User Dog Half Immortal gives the anchor a plane!]

……

A large wave of rewards began to swipe the screen, and the popularity of Xie Lang's live broadcast room has faintly exceeded 100,000.

In the live broadcast room, a series of barrages are dense.

"Who knows which district of the East China Sea is Dog Gentle? I'm going to block him!!"

"Yes, yes, I asked for the private message of the young lady just now, please add V...... Thank you so much!"

"Selling bamboo rats, selling bamboo rats, three yuan for ten, ten yuan for three. ”

"Damn, this bamboo rat can be sold. ”

"Of course, I bought three for ten yuan, who would raise ten." ”

"I can't refute what you say!!"

Blue sky and white clouds, the weather is clear.

Xie Lang walked all the way towards the international airport in the East China Sea, and there were still several hours left before the end of the mission of meeting foreign friends.

Xie Lang didn't seem to be worried about the completion failure at all.

At this time, in Xie Lang's live broadcast room, all kinds of gifts were like rain, and they never stopped, and all kinds of fish balls, shark fins, cards, and airplanes flew up.

"Anchor, let me tell you, hurry up and put the eunuch, and show us the live broadcast at 1 pm and 7 pm every day in the future, thank you for your cooperation. ”

"Upstairs, you're talking about letting the dog be gentle and eunuch, I'm in a hurry with you. ”

At this moment, Xie Lang secretly summoned the white Nether Locomotive.

The outfit is still the same happy man's outfit, but at this time, the dogskin hat on the face and eyes are clipped, and a pair of sunglasses are clipped, which looks cool.

It's not that Xie Lang likes to pretend to be cool, but it's not easy for others to recognize.

Straddled the Netherworld Locomotive, Xie Lang held the dragon head with one hand and the live broadcast camera with the other, and the Netherworld Locomotive was already moving as fast as lightning.

The sound of the huge exhaust pipe shook the ears and scalps of the live audience.

"Dog gentle, I'll give you three seconds, please stop your pretending immediately!"

"It's, wow...... I'm not convinced.,Why is the dog gentle and so handsome.,The protagonist of the writing is so frustrated.。。 ”

At this time, when the private cars next to him passed by, many people rolled down the window grilles and took pictures at Xie Lang for a while.

Xie Lang seemed to realize something, and couldn't help but say, "Damn, brothers watching the live broadcast, have you already guessed my specific location in the East China Sea now? Let me tell you, don't come to snipe me, otherwise I won't be able to play on the spot." ”

"No, no, we don't know where you are, don't slander us. ”

"Dog gentle, let me tell you, we didn't know that you were from the East China Sea, just now those people probably saw you in a strange outfit, probably wanted to beat you, it has nothing to do with us. ”

"That's it, the Wind Sword Hao Yasuo drives a motorcycle, wears a two-ha dog-headed hat, and it's hard not to get people's attention. ”

There was laughter and laughter in the live broadcast room, Xie Lang's face was full of black lines, Nima: Why did you report that Lao Tzu was from the East China Sea, and you also said that you didn't know that Lao Tzu was from the East China Sea?

(End of chapter)