Chapter 144: The Dog Is Gentle and Awesome!
"Xie Lang!"
Walking on the road to the campus, a pleasant voice came from behind Xie Lang.
Xie Lang looked back and found that Yang Jing was behind him.
Today's Yang Jing is wearing a black plush jacket on her upper body, plus the fur edge of the scarf, highlighting a hint of playfulness. The lower body is wearing a pair of leggings and plush snow boots, which looks very cute and lively, and the youthful and beautiful girl atmosphere is simply bursting.
"Yo... It's rare that we are so lovely today. ”
Xie Lang walked over with a sigh of relief, circled around Yang Jing, and then got closer and sniffed, "Not bad, it's very girly." ”
"you!" Yang Jingjiao said angrily, "Xie Lang, I know what happened yesterday, I heard that your kid risked being smoked to death by a fart and rescued the principal and the directors, right?"
"Where, where, that's what I'm supposed to do, my mom taught me to ...... since I was a kid."
Yang Jing interrupted Xie Lang's words, "But I'm strange, yesterday afternoon, the school teacher asked someone to check the situation in the school, and the toilet was not blocked, how could it be so smelly?"
After speaking, she asked again: "But then I heard that it was your class Huang Xiaobo's fart, right?"
"Ah...... yes, haha. Xie Lang showed an embarrassed and polite smile, "Huang Xiaobo's kid is often inconvenient for ten days and half a month, and I am used to normal operation." ”
"What!"
When Yang Jing heard this, her eyes immediately widened, her head tilted, and she said in surprise: "Oh my God, Huang Xiaobo, does he often do this?" I really admire you Xie Lang, I didn't expect you to be friends with such a person!"
"It's okay, I don't look at whether the other party has money when I make friends, whether I am handsome or not, my living habits, I am not handsome anyway. ”
"Okay, you, give you some color and open a dyeing workshop, don't you just write a few steps of the novel and become popular? Do you know that I also gave you a few hundred yuan. ”
"Hey, thank you so much. ”
Yang Jing and Xie Lang walked side by side, and as they walked, they asked, "Oh yes, Xie Lang, have you read the news this morning?"
"What news. ”
Yang Jing saw Xie Lang's question mark on his face, and immediately said in surprise: "You haven't even read such a big news? Tell you an amazing news: the mysterious masked man appeared last night!"
"Won't it?"
"Really, I heard that the mysterious masked man robbed a gold shop and robbed more than 20 catties of gold! As a result, this morning, the Donghai Welfare Institute received a donation of more than 3 million yuan from an anonymous person. ”
"And then. ”
"Xie Lang, do you know how much 20 catties of gold are worth, it is also more than three million yes, and now many people are spreading it, and the anonymous person is the mysterious masked man, all saying that he robbed the rich and helped the poor!"
"Oh......"
At this time, the two went to the school cafeteria, and Xie Lang ordered two bowls of beef noodles.
Yang Jing asked strangely, "Xie Lang, aren't you surprised?"
Xie Lang reacted suddenly, and wanted to pretend to be very surprised, "Surprised, of course surprised! Millions were donated casually, and they didn't leave their names, do you think this person is stupid, if I had written my name a long time ago......"
Xie Lang seemed to be indifferent on the surface, but he was bleeding in his heart: Nima! It's just ten catties of gold, but Lao Tzu has made up ten catties more!!
"Lao Tzu is doing so much, isn't it just to let some people show their feet?"
The special ~~ ghost jewelry store owner is very bad, was robbed of ten catties of gold, and lied about twenty catties!
Okay, I'll visit your jewelry store tonight, see if there's anything valuable, and take it all!
"Xie Lang, you don't understand, I still remember the scene where the mysterious masked man appeared that night..."
Yang Jing's face was a nymphomaniac, as if he was still longing, "I heard the noise outside the house, so I came to the window, and then I saw a motorcycle take off into the air and fly directly from the front of a dozen police cars... Xie Lang, do you know that the motorcycle can fly yes..."
"Let's make a movie......" Xie Lang took a sip of soup.
"At first, I thought I was making a movie, but I didn't know it was true until the police announced the news of the arrest of the mysterious masked man!
"Yo, someone's a nymphomaniac. ”
"No! Believe it or not... TV news reports are out. Yang Jing patted Xie Lang's arm and pointed at the TV on the wall behind him.
Xie Lang turned around and looked at the morning news report.
"At half past eleven o'clock last night, Beijing time, there was a huge gold robbery in East Haibin Lake Street, and 20 catties worth of gold were snatched away by a mysterious masked man. ”
"At that time, two security guards were injured at the scene, and according to later investigations, someone deliberately masqueraded as a mysterious masked man to steal the gold..."
After the picture turned, the host gave the camera to Chu Minghui, the captain of the Donghai City Special Police Team, and asked him to introduce the situation to the media.
The screen cuts to the scene.
Chu Minghui was dressed in a black training uniform, standing as straight as a gun, looking at the camera with bright eyes, and introduced the details of last night.
"In that case, the gold was finally taken away by the mysterious masked man? Officer Chu, who do you think did this morning, and who do you think it was the "mysterious masked man"? If it was really him, would you recover the stolen money?" A reporter asked.
"I'm sorry, we'll give a detailed answer on this point after the case is solved......"
……
Faced with Chu Minghui's answer, the host had no choice but to cut the scene back to the crowd.
The reporter handed the microphone to the citizens, as if to hear what they had to say about the mysterious masked man.
As a result, many viewers rushed to answer:
"The dog is gentle and awesome... ”
Well?
Dog gentleness?
"Who is the mysterious mask man, I don't know, I only know that "The Strongest Porcelain Touching System in History" is really good-looking, when will you update the author, don't be too eunuch!"
“+1”
"Dog gentle, you said it yourself, the novel is on fire and wants to take us all to have a big health care, and now you are on fire and on TV, when will you take us to find the young lady??"
"Dog gentle, if you dare to be a eunuch, I will send a blade to your house!"
Burst!
The words of these students made the reporters who had to be interviewed look confused, and they were so embarrassed that they were embarrassed.
And after Xie Lang heard this, he directly squirted out a mouthful of noodle soup.
O Nima!
This group of kings and calves is doing something again.
The reporter asked you seriously about the mysterious masked man, why are you bullying me?
People who don't know still think that Lao Tzu is a turtle father, and if he talks a few more words about big health care, Lao Tzu will not be immediately banned by the online literature industry.
"Hahahaha. Yang Jingxiao's tears flowed out, and seeing Xie Lang's face cramping, he couldn't help it, "Xie Lang, what kind of expression are you, you see that you are so hot now, shouldn't you be happy? ”