Chapter 105: If I blush, I'll lose
"Who are those guys, they look so vulgar, how could Li Jiusheng invite them to her birthday?"
"That's it, the host of the birthday party hasn't even said the beginning, and there are piles of garbage on the table, which really affects the appetite. ”
"Maybe it's Li Jiusheng's classmate, I guess I haven't seen much of the big scene. ”
For a while, Xie Lang, Huang Xiaobo and others gobbled up, which seemed incompatible with the atmosphere of the scene, and almost everyone was looking at them with a very contemptuous gaze, and they kept talking.
Only Yang Jing's classmates are exceptions.
Among them, Zhou Dan's gaze at Xie Lang was full of meaning.
Looking at Xie Lang, who looked ugly on the other side, Yang Jing joked: "Xie Lang, why are you like a starving ghost reincarnated, you haven't eaten for hundreds of years?"
Nonsense.
Xie Lang had a stomach last night, and it was not easy to empty his stomach, and the grain of rice was not stained at the end of the day, and the water did not enter, so the temptation of such a delicacy in front of him, so he didn't eat enough?
It's all about the side effects of the sparkling fruit.
The price of pretending to be forced for five minutes is exchanged for twenty-four hours of diarrhea.
There are enough pitfalls.
"Ouch, you don't know, I haven't eaten authentic Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs for a long time, the taste is really good!
After Xie Lang finished speaking, he opened the shell of the hairy crab and licked it.
Lian Cheng also walked in front of Zhou Dan at this time, shook the wine glass in his hand, looked polite, and said, "Sister Dan, why don't you go up to preside over the banquet, why are you here?"
Zhou Dan smiled faintly and said, "Come on, don't scorn me, even the eldest son, there is a talented girl Wang Xian'er on it, how dare I, an announcer, come on stage to show ugliness." ”
"Wow, Jingjing is a city, even a big star. ”
"Yes, I didn't expect Xie Lang and his sister to know big stars. ”
"Why don't we let Xie Lang help us get an autograph later?" Several little girls saw the big star, and their eyes suddenly flooded with infinite love.
When Zhu Nana heard the discussion of those girls, she immediately held Liancheng affectionately, as if she was swearing her status, and said proudly: "Hey, Sister Zhou Dan, you know these slings!" The voice was very harsh, and the whole table heard it.
Looking at the piles of garbage on the table in front of her, Zhu Nana's eyes lit up, the corners of her mouth twitched, her face was full of disdain, and she said, "Ah, Sister Zhou Dan, how can you sit with them! The tone was filled with deep mockery and contempt.
Her voice was so loud that it was heard by many people at the scene.
Zhou Dan frowned, as soon as he saw Zhu Nana's sour appearance, he suddenly felt that Xie Lang on the other side was much better than this Zhu Nana, and he simply didn't bother to take care of her.
Xie Lang smiled faintly, neither humble nor arrogant: "Li Jiusheng is our classmate, and we, as her classmates and friends, are not normal to be invited by her! ”
"Really? Then I'll see who's eating and drinking today. ”
was refuted by Xie Lang on the spot, Zhu Nana was very unhappy, looked at Xie Lang carefully, and suddenly pointed at Xie Lang as if she had discovered a new continent and shouted: "Ah, you are wearing a suit, why are you reluctant to tear off the price, should you never wear a formal suit, in order to participate in someone's birthday party, to rent a suit, right?"
The eyes of many people at the scene were all cast on Xie Lang.
"Haha, too, the pants, that tag hasn't been removed yet!"
"And these leather shoes, it seems that they are also rented, I guess it is the first time to wear a suit! Oh my God, the price is only 80 yuan?
Zhu Nana belittled Xie Lang from head to toe for nothing.
You must know which one of the people who came to Li Jiusheng's birthday banquet is not the son of a wealthy family, which one is not a big man with a head and a face in the East China Sea, and which one is like Xie Lang, dressed so shabby?
It's poor enough to not drive in, and wearing such a cheap suit is simply a blasphemy against Li Jiusheng's birthday party!
But Xie Lang is thick-skinned, in the face of so many contemptuous eyes on the scene, where would he be a little embarrassed?
In Xie Lang's dictionary, there is no word shame at all.
Anyway, Lao Tzu is shameless, Lao Tzu is invincible in the world.
I saw Xie Lang holding the leg of a hairy crab in his mouth, and his eyes were looking at Zhu Nana's gold-worshipping girl playfully, just like watching a clown perform.
"Say, go on, if I blush, I'll lose. Xie Lang raised his eyebrows at the other party, "Do you want to tell you, I farted just now, I don't know if you smell it?"
This kid is so shameless, I guess the machine gun can't break his face.
"Shameless, shameless!"
"Ahhh
The point is that Xie Lang did let out a loud fart, and the whole table heard it, so it was better to admit it than to be looked at like a thief.
Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was not right, Yang Jing also raised her mouth and said: "You woman has a really powerful mouth, even if we are here to eat and drink, it seems that it doesn't matter what you do, right?" ”
"That's it, people who don't know still think that you are the mistress here, and you are really lenient. ”
Originally, those girls still had a good impression of Liancheng, but who knew that he would have such a superb girlfriend, and his image in their minds plummeted on the spot.
Liancheng glanced at the little girls, smiled very gracefully, and said, "A few beauties, I'm really embarrassed, my friend is just joking with you, don't mind." ”
Liancheng emphasized the word "friend", and it didn't seem that he regarded Zhu Nana as his girlfriend.
This guy is pretending to be a good person and a gentleman again.
The so-called real villains are not terrible, and the bad guys are not hateful, the most terrible thing is the fake gentleman, the hypocrite who hides a knife in his smile!
This kind of person is decent on the surface, but secretly has a bad stomach, which makes people unable to defend themselves at all.
"What, Liancheng, you make it clear to me, you say I'm just your friend??"
"Shut up!"
Being scolded by Liancheng like this, Zhu Nana's heart suddenly felt empty, and she was so frightened that she didn't dare to speak.
"Keep eating, Sister Dan, be quiet, come and share a piece of lobster meat with you, this is an authentic Australian lobster, let's not lose our appetite because of some people." Xie Lang said while eating.
Yang Jing nodded cooperatively and said, "It's quite fresh, it looks like it was airlifted." ”
Looking at a table of people eating and drinking, and they didn't bother to take care of themselves, Zhu Nana suddenly felt like a clown.
Lightly pinching a piece of lobster meat and putting it into his red lips, Zhou Dan leaned beside Xie Lang, bit his ear and smiled: "My dear brother, you are obviously very talented, why are you willing to be an ordinary person, what ulterior secrets do you have, I am becoming more and more curious about you." ”
"Ouch my good sister, don't be curious about me, what if you fall in love with me, I don't have a habit of sibling love. Xie Lang teased.
"Giggles, if I were your brother's lover, would you think about yesterday's events?" Zhou Dan snorted secretly, and exhaled slightly into Xie Lang's ear.
"Damn, this woman is so sassy!!"
Xie Lang was tickled by the heart, and he couldn't wait to tear Zhou Dan's little dress on the spot, press her on the table and ravage her fiercely.