"Hello, is there anything I can do to help you?" arrived at Microsoft's office building, where he was received by a beautiful beauty. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Tell your president that I have something that can change the world and want to work with him deeply. Li Dabao said.

"Well, yes, our president is very busy. Not everyone can see him, and if you want to see him, you need to make an appointment, basically for the first half of the year.

Of course, if you are a particularly important person, you do not need to make an appointment. ”

"Oh, the White House is going to invite me to dinner.

I really didn't expect Microsoft's office productivity to be so poor.

It's really disappointing. Li Dabao raised his feet and walked out.

There is a café outside the door.

He decided to have some coffee in the United States.

I simply entered the café in it.

There were only middle-aged people in their forties in the entire café.

Li Dabao sat down and complained: "Ou, I seem to have seen the decline of Microsoft.

This Microsoft president Bill Gai must be an old man who is dying.

He didn't even see me. ”

"Well, that's right, if you can, you can tell me what the hell you're looking for him?

Perhaps, I can help you. The handsome middle-aged man said.

"Oh, can you really save Microsoft? I feel like Bill Gai should treat you to a meal, after all, you're busy with him, aren't you?" Li Dabao said.

"That's right, I'm going to have a mobile phone system, a very powerful mobile phone system.

I believe that this system will be able to run on any device in the future.

Mobile phones, tablets, TVs, etc. ”

"The development of mobile phones should move in the direction of handheld computers. The final development path should be to integrate with computer software.

After all, the Microsoft Windows operating system has a lot of existing software. The middle-aged man said.

"Hehe, judging from the existing situation, the research and development of the Windows mobile version will take a while, not to mention, in fact, the mobile phone software does not need strong existing resources.

Mobile phones need a powerful breakthrough in functionality and operation. ”

"No, no, lad, what is your software running on. ”

"The only thing that can compete with Microsoft's operating system is Linux, which is open source.

The mobile app will also be Linux. ”

"You're just a joke.

I'm Bill Gai, and I hope your phone system can dominate the world.

Microsoft's Windows move is also a smart operating system.

I don't want to give up Windows Move and commit to a new operating system. Billgay was furious. and Li Dabao broke up unhappily.

"Well, you have no idea how popular Android will be.

If it is used at home, the computer will be a nice-to-have.

All you need is a network cable to be able to communicate with the outside world. Li Dabao said loudly.

He really didn't think of something so good that Microsoft didn't even want to look at it.

It is also Microsoft's big business, and in their eyes, only Microsoft is the most powerful.

In the evening, Li Dabao was invited by the president of the United States to have dinner at the White House.

Of course, this is also indispensable for a lot of coverage by reporters, and of course, the whole process of the dinner is recorded.

The White House press director wrote on the record: "I thought that Li Dabao was from China and would not be comfortable with the use of knives and forks, but what was surprising was that Li Dabao used knives and forks very flexibly, and it was very surprising that he ate a whole large piece of steak, and it was medium-rare steak." ”

News from the White House of the United States: "Li Dabao will be the first artist entertained by the President of the United States at the White House." The White House uses top-of-the-line specifications.

During the meal, the president praised Li Dabao for his outstanding contributions to the mathematical community, and also awarded him a permanent residence card in the United States.

I hope that he will have in-depth cooperation with Mi Guo in entertainment and mathematics.

Li Dabao also made a request, and he hoped that the president would find a mobile phone system for him to cooperate with the software.

He said that this was also one of the main purposes of his visit to the United States.

But he wants 90 percent of the revenue, and the companies he works with account for 10 percent of the revenue.

But he promised that 90 percent of it would be used for charity. ”

White House source: "The president agreed to his request and praised him for his high demeanor and admiration. ”

The president immediately called Google and asked him to agree on a cooperation with Li Dabao.

Google Inc. takes it very seriously.

and claimed to fully cooperate with Li Dabao.

Li Dabao was naturally very happy, he had worked hard to get things done, and as soon as the president of the United States came out, the matter was done immediately.

White House news: "The president asked Li Dabao if he likes women in the United States, and he can find a wife in the United States."

Li Dabao said that he has a lot of fans in Huaxia, and many people are very infatuated with him, and some people almost jumped off the building for him to die.

He also said that his wife was very beautiful, and the family background was deep, and she had waited for him for many years, and to be honest, even if he ate and waited for death, his wife would be able to earn enough to live on. ”

"Rubbing a meal" at the White House is not only the highest courtesy in American diplomatic etiquette, but also a grand event in the upper social circles.

London Daily: "Chinese mathematician artist Li Dabao accepted the invitation of the president of the United States to have dinner at the White House, and the United States will grant Li Dabao the permanent residency card of the United States."

Li Dabao has reached a cooperation intention with the United States Google, which will be the first time that Li Dabao has cooperated with the United States. ”

Huaxia Kyoto Daily: "Li Dabao has obtained permanent residency in the United States, and the President of the United States received him at the White House with the highest level of dinner.

Li Dabao will have the full support of Google in Huaxia. ”

The stray cat said: "Awesome, it's so fucking awesome, Bao Ye, I think if you don't have two balls to drag, you can go to heaven." ”

"The reception of the President of the United States, the intention to cooperate with Google, what is this treasure going to do?"

"Now those bureaucrats in China will no longer bully Bao Ye, and they can still live well without Huaxia Bao Ye. ”

"Master Bao, I knew that you would live well no matter where you were. ”

Li Dabao said afterwards: "The president of the United States seems to be a little childish when he invites me to dinner, there are only four dishes, and the others don't know how to eat, only eat steak, and what makes people a little angry is that the steak is not cooked."

The most infuriating thing is that there are mashed potatoes.

For such a high-level dinner, at least you can't get some seafood?

Even if there is no seafood, braised pork is good, but unfortunately, this dinner is not only small in quantity, but also not the type he likes. ”

Everyone rolled their eyes, did you really go to eat?

It was the highest level dinner in the United States.