"Hold the grass, brother, it's a hundred to spit out, I have to wash the car. ”

Hearing the driver's words, Yun Yang waved his hand indifferently.

"I didn't ...... It's okay, I'll get it for you, there must be nothing in the car. ”

As he spoke, Yun Yang pulled back into the car, took a sip of the water handed over by Qi Lin, and immediately wanted to decompose all the filth outside into elementary particles.

Five minutes later, the taxi with one less door stopped on the side of the road, and the driver's face turned red with anger.

"I'm telling you, even the super soldiers have to accompany me to the car door today, this is not the company's car, I bought it myself, and the family is still counting on it for dinner. ”

Here's the thing, Yun Yang, a confused guy, not only decomposed the filth into elementary particles, but also the car door.

His conversation with the gene engine goes something like this.

"Give me this piece to break down into elementary particles. "Yunyang.

"All items in the selected area have been selected, whether or not to determine whether or not to collapse. "Engine.

"Sure. "Yunyang.

"There are mechanical creations in operation in the area, whether to continue to execute them. "Engine.

"Execution. "Yunyang.

Although it is troublesome to say, these things all happened in one thought, and the car door beside Yun Yang disappeared so gorgeously.

What's more, Yun Yang was still leaning against the car door, in the back seat, and he was not wearing a seat belt, so he rolled onto the road.

Qi Lin wanted to catch him, but she couldn't, so she couldn't help but shout at the driver to stop.

The driver reacted and found that his car door was gone, although he was a little shocked and speechless, he still returned and pulled Yun Yang to the side of the road.

After Qi Lin revealed the identities of the two of them, the driver was not afraid, he was his own person, not an alien.

Therefore, the above scene happened, which made the two lose money.

Shaking his head vigorously, Yun Yang also knew that he was in trouble, and couldn't help but show an embarrassed smile.

"That, I'm sorry, I was careless, it was gone, you said you ......"

Halfway through speaking, Yun Yang felt a little uncomfortable in his throat and couldn't help but stop his words.

"What do you mean? I'm telling you, I'm not afraid of you, I have to lose money today. ”

Yun Yang's words, listening to the driver's ears, were a little like wanting to kill people in debt, and he couldn't help but take two steps back, ready to run away at any time, but the words in his mouth were still very tough.

Seeing that the driver looked frightened, Qi Lin quickly helped Yun Yang aside and took out his mobile phone to speak.

"No, no, no, we don't mean that, let's accompany, master, how much money do you say, I'll transfer it to you." ”

There was a big hiccup, feeling that the taste of the liquor was about to smoke his brain, and his brain hurt to death, Yun Yang couldn't help but hammer his head.

It took a while to feel more comfortable.

At this time, Qi Lin had already transferred the possible car repair costs to the driver, and even gave an extra 1,000 yuan, which made the family angry.

Returning to the military region in a taxi with one door missing, Qi Lin helped Yun Yang all the way back to the dormitory, threw him on the bed, and opened his mouth angrily.

"It's enough, it's only two hundred people spit out the car, and it cost me half a month's allowance for you to spit out. ”

Without waiting for Yun Yang to reply, Qi Lin walked into the bathroom by herself and took a good bath.

Only then did he come out again, and with a reddish face, he took off Yunyang's wine-stained clothes, and then threw them into the washing machine.

"Hey, wake up, go shower, stink. ”

Seeing that Yun Yang turned over in a daze, he covered his body with a quilt very naturally, without a trace of meaning.

Qi Lin was a little helpless, so she simply stopped caring about him and went back to her dormitory to sleep.

The next day, when Yun Yang opened his eyes, he felt that his throat was very dry, and he couldn't help but look at the bedside table.

Luckily, there was a glass of water, so I picked it up and took a sip.

I felt the warm water slowly flowing through my dry throat, and my eyes narrowed comfortably.

Then I felt that something was wrong, the water was warm, that is, it had just been poured.

And Rose is not at home and has gone to Proxima Centauri, so who will it be?

Knocking on his head, he remembered what happened yesterday, he actually broke and decomposed other people's car doors, which really disgraced the faces of the super soldiers.

Also, it was Qi Lin who helped herself back yesterday, is it ......

Thinking of this, Yun Yang couldn't help but lift the quilt and saw that there was nothing on the sheets, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Although I said last time that I had some alcohol or something, it was just talking, and it would be embarrassing if I was really drunk.

Putting away the chaotic thoughts, Yun Yang smelled that there was still a smell of wine on his body, and he felt very unpleasant.

I simply walked into the bathroom, and after taking a cool shower comfortably, I felt that the whole person was refreshed.

After looking at the time, I found that it was half past seven, and the soldiers were about to be strengthened, so they had to hurry up and cook.

When he came to the courtyard, Yun Yang heard the sound in the kitchen, leaned over to take a look, and found that it was Qi Lin inside.

At this time, Yun Yang reminded him of his embarrassment yesterday, and touched his nose a little embarrassedly, not knowing how to face Qi Lin, a person who had a full view of his embarrassment.

At this time, Qi Lin, who was staring at the rice cooker, felt that someone was looking at her, and couldn't help but turn her head to look.

Now, Yun Yang was even more embarrassed.

"That, I was yesterday, don't talk about it. ”

Seeing Yun Yang's appearance of wanting to find a crack in the ground to get into, this reminded Qi Lin of Yun Yang's foolish appearance yesterday, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

After laughing for a while, Qi Lin came to Yun Yang's side briskly, counted her fingers and smiled.

"Don't say it, of course you can, but what's the benefit? Yesterday I lost half a month's allowance. ”

Paying back the money, of course it is impossible, with the current relationship between the two, Yun Yang couldn't speak, his mind turned sharply, and his inspiration flashed.

Taking two steps forward, Yun Yang directly hugged Qi Lin tightly in his arms, and while scolding his scumbag in his heart, he gently kissed her on the forehead.

"There is no benefit, if you dare to say it, I will clean you up. ”

Breaking free from Lai Yunyang's embrace, Qi Lin turned her back and wrinkled her nose slightly.

"Hmph, you think beautifully. ”

After scolding himself in his heart, Yun Yang smiled at the corner of his mouth and walked into the kitchen.

found that Qi Lin had just cooked a pot of porridge, so she had to start by herself and fry two eggs.

By the time the eggs were fried, Qi Lin's porridge had already been cooked.

After breakfast as always, the two came to the base under the Black Great Wall together, where the strengthened warriors of the earth were strengthened.

Coming to the warriors who were a little nervous, but still had resolute faces, Yun Yang looked at them and felt very interesting.

"Don't be nervous, that is, put such a big, thick tube of serum directly into the heart, and then sleep for three days, and you will be gorgeously transformed into a strengthened warrior. ”

Stretched out his forearm and gestured, indicating that the serum was so big, Yun Yang opened his mouth with an exaggerated expression.

The already nervous soldiers, when they heard that Yun Yang, the devil instructor, was doing something again, they all kept smiling, and their hearts were all bursting with foul language.

God meows so big, so thick, and hits the heart, are you stupid to us?

When they came to the base of the Black Great Wall, the researchers gave them popular science, and what Yun Yang said was all nonsense.

Serum is the capacity of a large needle, and it is not injected directly into the heart, but is injected intravenously like an infusion.

It will sleep for about three days, Yun Yang is right, although the power of the galaxy serum, there is not much.

But the physical fitness of the fighters is also ordinary people, and it is impossible to directly enter it at one time, in this case, with their current physical fitness, they will definitely not be able to withstand it.

Not to mention that it will explode and die, but it will definitely cause some damage, which is not allowed to happen to the researchers of the Black Great Wall.

At this moment, the researcher came out from behind the glass curtain wall, held a small notebook, and began to take the roll call.

For each one, he rushed to the cart behind him and took out a pack of sterile suits, and then motioned for the fighters who got the sterile suits to enter.

Every time someone entered, Yun Yang and Qi Lin were outside the glass curtain wall, making a cheering gesture.

However, the people who replied were all Qi Lin, which made Yun Yang feel very hurt in his heart, this girl is a group of forgetful guys, which is simply excessive.

Have you forgotten who treated them when they were hurting?

Never knowing the first few, Yun Yang didn't cheer them on, but gestured a middle finger when they replied to Qi Lin's smile.

However, Yun Yang is not an instructor now, and he is usually very easy to enter, and there is no shelf.

Of course, Yun Yang also received the middle finger greetings from the soldiers.

Next, after the fighters entered, they first smiled and nodded at Qi Lin, and also made a fist cheering gesture.

Taking another step, he saw Yun Yang's disdainful eyes and middle finger, and he also returned his middle finger.

In this strange situation, all 123 fighters entered.

"This group of guys is really excessive, I'm also a chief, and they even gave me the middle finger. ”

Hearing Yun Yang's words, Qi Lin wrinkled her nose and said with some amusement.

"I think you're having a great time, and besides, if you don't give them a match, how can they give you a game. ”

The instructor task is completed, and the next batch will not come in a week, so this week is the rest time.

After returning to the small courtyard, Yun Yang directly "slammed" the door and closed the door.

Qi Lin, who was walking in front, was startled, and began to think in his heart, what does this guy want to do? It's still daytime, no, no, Qi Lin, what are you thinking, it's too dirty.

Hold down Qi Lin's shoulders and make her face herself, looking at her calm expression, reddish ears, and dodgy eyes.

Yun Yang looked directly into her eyes and gently held her pretty face.

Qi Lin stabilized his mind, and after silently meeting his eyes, he slowly closed his eyes, tilted his head slightly, and posed as if he was being picked.

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