Volume 1: The Inside and Outside of the World 009 If I could, I hope it would be me
Early on Sunday, early in the morning, the residential building at No. 303 Pingchuan Street, BC District, CQ City, was completely emptied for chemical control reasons, except for Room 406, the apartment where CQ-1334 lived.
On Saturday, because Poplar had been buying supplies to perfect the tactical plan, it didn't reach the middle two.
The three of them came to the downstairs of the residential building, which was built at the beginning of the 21st century, more than ten years ago, and the surface of the house was seriously aged, and the exterior wall bricks were partially peeled off, and it was full of creepers.
Poplar carried a large bag in his hand and walked into the residential building first.
"Yajiu, is the plan you proposed really useful?" Chu Qiu questioned.
"Let's try it first, no, there is also plan B and your plan C. ”
"But I think it's more convenient to use option C directly. ”
"The little girl's family, she knows how to fight and kill all day long, what kind of system is it?" Yang Shu put down the bag and turned around, stood on the steps and pointed condescendingly at Chu Qiu's nose, one hand on his waist.
Medium two +15
"Yajiu, you owe it again, right!" Chu Qiu did not show weakness, grabbed Yang Shu's hand and grabbed it, and locked Yang Shu under him.
"Heroine spare her life!" Poplar hurriedly begged for mercy.
After Chu Qiu let go, Yang Shu straightened his clothes, stood up, and held the big bag with both hands, with a solemn expression, as if holding his own portrait.
Soon, we arrived at the door of room 406.
"Well, watch you perform. Chu Qiu stood at the door with his chest crossed, sneering. An Yi also crossed her hands behind her back, with an expression of watching a play.
Facing the old security door, the poplar tree carried a bag in one hand and knocked on the door with the other, shouting at the same time:
"Comrade, open the door and check the water meter. "No response.
"There's your delivery!" didn't respond.
"Cub, Grandma has come to see you. "No response.
"Community warmth!" did not respond.
"Hahaha. Chu Qiu laughed without any image on the side, and An Yi also pursed her lips and snickered.
Glaring at Chu Qiu coldly, Yang Shu knocked on the door again and said in a coquettish tone:
"Xiansen, the special service you called has arrived, please open the door. ”
"Quack, quack, quack. "In the clear blue sky, a crow flew by.
With a sigh, Poplar took out the key from the bag and opened the door - the security door had no anomalous properties, and there was a spare key in the building management.
Walking inside, there was a smell of rot due to lack of ventilation, a pair of brand-new leather shoes were placed on the shoe rack in the entrance, the curtains in the living room were closed, and it was a little dark, and there was a sound from the room next to it.
Poplar was the first to step indoors, and he was very excited when he saw the leather shoes on the shoe rack:
This is the greatest symbol of an otaku's yearning for a better life!"
Chu Qiu also saw it after coming in, and pursed his lips disdainfully: "What does this mean?"
"Do you need to wear leather shoes when you don't go out? No, he keeps these leather shoes to show that he is still eager to contact society, and has not completely turned into a monster, my plan is likely to work. ”
Poplar took out a piece of clothing and put it on the cabinet beside him, and then walked straight to the room where a voice came out, leaving a sentence: "You wait here, I will explore the way first." ”
Medium 2 +20
The door of the room was unlocked, and when Poplar opened it, he saw a young man sitting in front of a computer, wearing heavy black-rimmed glasses, his hair greasy and messy, his blue and white plaid shirt had turned yellow, surrounded by paper balls, and there were books on the bookshelf next to him: "C Language: From Beginner to Quit" and "JA|". Metaphysical Thought in VA", "Buddhism and Data Structure".
On the computer screen, a Nord man is stealthily drawing a bow, which is none other than The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim······
Yang Shu looked at this scene, his eyes were full of tears, and he remembered that from elementary school to junior high school, he fought with his parents every day to play games.
"Mom, I'll wash today's dishes!"
"Eh, good son, do you want any reward?"
"I want to play the game for ten more minutes. ”
"Okay, I'll buy you an extra textbook tomorrow. ”
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"Dad, I really didn't play a game! I don't believe you touch it, the computer is cold!"
The father took the scotch tape, glued fresh fingerprints to the mouse, and took out the feather duster.
The ice pack that the little poplar tree was hiding behind it fell heavily to the ground.
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Recalling those past events and looking at the man in front of him who had been playing games freely for more than 500 days, Yang Shu left tears of envy.
Wiping away her tears, Poplar pulled a chair over her and sat next to CQ-1334 watching him play a game.
"Brother, there's a ghoul behind you. ”
"Dude, I think it's better to enchant first. ”
"You don't have to do this branch, you need to send teammates. ”
"This Dagon razor is okay, let's use it as a toy. ”
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An hour later, in the fog of Songard, Alduin's massive body slowly collapsed, and the poplar cheered, took a bottle of Coke from the bag beside him, and unscrewed it.
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Then handed to CQ-1334.
"Come, buddy, please. ”
CQ-1334 didn't speak, looked at the poplar tree, actually took a sip of the Coke, and returned it.
Chu Qiu and An Yi, who had been silently peeking outside the door, looked shocked.
Poplar took back the Coke, and didn't mind the weird black saliva on it, and drank it all in one go.
The second girl outside the door looked disgusted.
"Hiccup, do you want to play Dota together?" he asked, pulling out a laptop from his large bag.
CQ-1334's eyes glowed with hope, and his vocal cords, which had been silent for a long time, made a hoarse voice: "Is it okay even for someone like me?"
"No problem, I'll fly with you RANK200. Poplar looked confident.
In fact, CQ-1334's room has long since been de-powered and disconnected, and it has not yet been ascertained what energy source supports the object's vital signs and computers.
Open the laptop, through the local area network, the two start the Dota battle, each with four AI.
Yang Shu, who has always claimed to be the first shadow demon of Jinchuan Middle School, met an opponent this time, CQ-1334's level is beyond imagination, denying, card vision, card skill cooldown, positioning, prediction, each of which is impeccable, and the shadow demon who eats poplars in the middle lane infinitely.
In the process, CQ-1334 also begins to speak:
"You're too small. ”
"There's a problem with the loading order. ”
"You can do this wave of details. ”
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The Frozen Throne collapses, the first game of Dota is over, Poplar loses, and CQ-1334 has a nostalgic look on his face.
Poplar pulls out a postcard and hands it to CQ-1334, clearing his throat.
"Brother, in fact, I am an employee of the Chasing Light live broadcast platform, I want to invite you to our platform for Dota's technical live broadcast, the basic salary is 6000, and the live broadcast time is not less than 6 hours a day, you can arrange the specific time yourself, how about it?"
also took out a labor contract, and it was a matter of trouble.
However, CQ-1334 seemed to be greatly frightened, and got under the computer desk, his ass against the poplar tree, and his whole body trembled.
"It's already a psychological shadow, it looks like we have to start an emergency plan. ”
Yang Shu gave Chu Qiu and An Yi a look.
The two entered the room, each took out a postcard, brewed a sweet smile, and said to CQ-1334 in a sinister voice, "Hello, we are your fans, can you give us an autograph?"
"I've been to see you live before!"
"Ever since I was a kid, I've always admired boys who play games well. ”
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The trembling of CQ-1334's body gradually stopped, and he slowly crawled out from under the table, revealing a greasy, ugly face, covered in acne marks, and then retreated to the corner of the room, still looking at Chu Qiu and An Yi with timid and obscene eyes.
Poplar did not speak, and in order to prevent CQ-1334 from injuring anyone, he took out the cigar he had prepared, did not light it, and held it in his mouth.
[Man and Smoke] activated, and he felt that the muscles around his body tightened, and it seemed that he could withstand a lot of fighting.
Chu Qiu gritted his teeth, showed excellent professionalism, stepped forward, and continued to say angrily: "We really like you, just a signature is fine." ”
An Yi also broke the can, closed her eyes and shouted: "I love you!"
Yang Shu's hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly, and tears flashed in the corners of his eyes.
"If I could, I hope that the person standing in front of Anyi would be me. ”