There was a bang, and the coffee cup exploded.

At that moment, there were still sparks flickering in the cup, and then a huge white smoke rose up, enveloping Gao Jun in an instant.

Qi Xinyue was so frightened that she almost jumped up, and was relieved to make sure that there was no continuous explosion.

After waiting for the smoke to clear for a while, he looked at Gao Jun in embarrassment.

still maintained the sitting posture just now, holding the kettle in one hand, which had been blown up, and the hot water was flowing.

In the other hand, he held the coffee cup, but only the handle of the cup remained, and the cup had long since been smashed.

Gao Jun sat there like a snowman, not knowing whether he was scared silly or stoned to death.

"This, what's going on?" Qi Xinyue was still holding a cup, for fear that her cup of coffee would explode, and her voice trembled a little.

Although Han Jingjing didn't smile, her eyes were full of smugness and revenge, she pretended to be stupid and said, "I don't know what's wrong, isn't this cup of coffee good Teacher Qi?"

This is really strange, could it be that Mr. Gao has done something hurtful to heaven and reason, and God has punished him?"

Gao Jun couldn't cry or laugh when this girl's cool words, she had more methods than God's cow fork, she seemed to repay her grievances with virtue, her smile was sweet, and she took the initiative to offer tea, which dispelled Gao Jun's vigilance in his heart.

He didn't pay close attention to the situation in the coffee cup, and when he added water, it exploded.

Raising her eyes to look at Han Jingjing, she was obviously holding back her laughter, but she pretended to be frightened, and Gao Jun scolded in her heart: "This woman who will repay her eyes, what willow eyes, it is clearly fox eyes, fox spirit!"

Others don't know, but Gao Jun can see from the sparks and white eyes that burst out at the moment when the water is added to the cup, and the explosion afterwards, that the cup is not coffee at all, but metal cesium, which is a golden-yellow, low-melting active metal, which is very easy to oxidize in the air, and can react violently with water to produce hydrogen and explode.

Damn, one accidentally fell into the path of this cyborg madman.

This is because he is a person who pities and cherishes jade, he believes that women are kind by nature, even if they fought against the enemy before, the female spies sent by the enemy have also been awakened by him to have a kind nature, of course, not only a kind nature, but also primitive desires, and then rebelled by him.

Therefore, he really didn't expect Han Jingjing to take revenge immediately, and even more so with such a strange means.

Gao Jun stood up suddenly, Han Jingjing was startled, and thought that he was so angry that he was going to turn his face.

However, Gao Jun is certainly not a person with a narrow amount of gas, and he knows that the dose of metal cesium in the cup just now is very small, although the explosion is also dangerous, but it still belongs to the category of pranks.

Otherwise, Gao Jun could have thrown the cup out at the moment of the explosion, and he wouldn't have been so embarrassed.

What's more, Han Jingjing's actions are for a reason, but Gao Jun has no good impression of this kind of woman who will be repaid, and at the same time, she has not yet sweated with her future man, if the man who married her has two hearts and has an affair, I am afraid that he will not even know how he died.

"What are you going to do?" Seeing Gao Jun stand up menacingly, Qi Xinyue hurriedly asked, she also somewhat understood the trickiness in it.

Gao Jun was embarrassed, his hair seemed to be still smoking, and he said lightly: "Metal cesium and water will produce a lot of hydrogen, although hydrogen is not toxic, but it still feels tight in the chest and short of breath when it fills the lungs, I will breathe fresh air." ”

After Gao Jun finished speaking, he walked out directly past the two women.

This time it was Han Jingjing's turn to be dumbfounded, she was ready to quarrel with Gao Jun, and she did not hesitate to expose the truth about his rash intrusion, who would have thought that he would just leave.

Apparently he was well aware of his little tricks, but he just walked away.

What kind of mind and bearing is this, this is the demeanor that a man should have.

The most gorgeous revenge is forgiveness.

This is not true at all, his departure made Han Jingjing feel very ashamed, as if she was too small-bellied.

"Cut, it's obvious that he broke in and saw himself, why should I be ashamed, he deserved it, he knew that he should have increased the amount just now!" Han Jingjing shook her head and said angrily in her heart.

Seeing that Qi Xinyue beside her wanted to ask, she hurriedly said, "Teacher Qi, I still have something to do, so I won't disturb you to rest." ”

After saying that, Han Jingjing also left in a hurry, leaving Qi Xinyue confused, she was also a smart person, so she naturally saw that Han Jingjing deliberately targeted Gao Jun, but she couldn't think of why.

She and Gao Jun reunited after a long absence, and the atmosphere just now was as ambiguous as a cave room, if it weren't for Han Jingjing's sudden appearance, they might really have a story on their impulse.

For so many years, there have been countless men who have pursued her, and she always puts on a cold face as a masked man, she herself doesn't know why, maybe she can't let go of the young man who rescued her from the sea of misery with one person and one brick, right?

"This damn guy is in trouble everywhere. Qi Xinyue said angrily: "I don't know how to provoke this biochemical queen, so I just left, and the new dormitory didn't even have a futon." ”

Qi Xinyue took out a set of Xia Liang futon from her cabinet, hesitated, gritted her teeth and walked out.

She was very reluctant to go upstairs to the male teachers' dormitories, especially some of the foreign language faculty diplomatic teachers, and although the school offered better treatment, there were still a few people who were willing to live here.

Moreover, foreigners are very casual in their private time, often hearing hip-hop music coming from upstairs, and even foreigners walking around naked.

Qi Xinyue still had a lot to say, and a futon to give, even though she knew that she might encounter an embarrassing situation, she still went up to the fourth floor.

Fortunately, as soon as she went upstairs, she met Gao Jun who came out of the public bathroom, he just washed his face, and the explosion just now did not affect him in the slightest.

"You guy can run fast, you just arrived today, I see you don't have any luggage, although the weather is still very hot, but it is also early autumn in September, and the night is very cold. Qi Xinyue said softly and slightly coquettishly.

"It's still thoughtful, so caring, Xiaosheng can't repay it, but to make a promise to serve the girl day and night. Gao Jun opened his mouth and came.

Qi Xinyue blushed and glanced at him, and said, "Don't come to this set, you ...... just now"

She was just about to ask about Han Jingjing's situation when she heard a sudden singing voice in the corridor.

A male voice with a male duck voice, stiff in Chinese, sings a Chinese song: "You are my sister, you are my mother, you are my lover, and my whole family is ......"

Gao Jun burst out laughing after hearing this, Qi Xinyue was also red-faced, seeing Gao Jun laughing unscrupulously, she reached out and stabbed him in the back and said, "Hooligans." ”

The two followed the prestige, and saw a foreigner walking out of a certain dormitory, tall and 1.9 meters, with black curly hair, long face, thick eyebrows, deep eye sockets, Caucasians, and strong muscles.

It was he singing, swaggering, shirtless, with a towel on his shoulder, and only a pair of boxer pants underneath, and the traces inside were very obvious.

Qi Xinyue exclaimed in surprise, and subconsciously hid behind Gao Jun, this is really afraid of something.

Gao Jun still couldn't stop laughing: "This foreigner is really polite, he came to my dynasty thousands of miles away, and he is his sister again, and his mother is his lover, and he wants the whole family every day. ”

Qi Xinyue was speechless for a while, but she always felt that this song was a little familiar.

While speaking, the foreigner had already arrived, so he naturally looked at Qi Xinyue and said, "Oh, beautiful Teacher Qi, hello." ”

Qi Xinyue nodded politely and said, "Hello, Teacher Geller." ”

"Who is this handsome gentleman?" asked the foreigner, looking at Gao Jun.

Qi Xinyue hurriedly introduced: "This is the new counselor from our school, Teacher Gao Jun. ”

"Oh, hello Mr. Gao, you are very handsome and strong. "Foreigners speak Mandarin quite well, but the distinction between 'day' and 'is' is not clear.

Gao Jun laughed and said: "Teacher Geller is so polite, I sincerely admire you who have come to my Celestial Empire from thousands of miles away, who are not self-interested, who are dedicated to benefiting others, and who teach culture purely and selflessly, especially Teacher Geller, the song just now fully reflects your selfless and dedication spirit." ”

Foreigner Geller was naturally blindfolded, but he also knew that he was praising him, so he naturally laughed, Qi Xinyue pinched the soft flesh of Gao Jun's waist behind his back, as if only in this way would she not laugh out loud.

"Teacher Geller is from Israel, he is Jewish, and he has come to teach Hebrew. Qi Xinyue said.

"Oh, that's one of the oldest languages in the world. Gao Jun said: "The Jewish people are also one of the wisest people who have endured countless hardships and have always stood tall. ”

"Thank you Mr. Gao for your compliment, you are a sincere person and a friend worth dating. The foreigner said happily.

Gao Jun smiled generously and said, "May I ask Teacher Geller, what is your full name?"

Since you want to make friends, of course, you have to say your full name, and the foreigner sincerely says: "Geller Linman Gorelnik ne Hosenstein." ”

Gao Jun laughed, Qi Xinyue pinched him vigorously behind his back, Gao Jun turned his head and suddenly asked: "Question, what kind of eunuch doesn't have it, the monk doesn't need it, and the foreigner is particularly long?"

Qi Xinyue thought about it, and suddenly blushed, and pinched him harder.

Gao Jun gasped, is this girl thinking about it?

Looking at the flirting between the two, the foreigner Geller sighed: "I really like the Celestial Empire, the people here are so warm and friendly, I want to make friends with you, are you willing?"

"Of course, it's an honor. Gao Jun said with a smile.

"This weekend, I invite you to dinner, and of course, the beautiful Teacher Qi, I want to enthusiastically embrace everything in the Celestial Empire and understand him as my second hometown. ”

Gao Jun and the others nodded hurriedly, and it was difficult to refuse.

Seeing his half-naked appearance, Gao Jun asked, "What are you going to do here?"

"Oh, I'm going to take a shower in the water room, you know, the bedroom is too small, if you take a shower in the room, it's going to be very humid, it's going to be very uncomfortable. The foreigner pointed to the public water room and said, "Gao, do you want to go together?"