Chapter 12: The Car Accident (I)
"Brother Yi cut his head, he looks more energetic......"
Early the next morning, Fang Yi followed the fat man and the three guns to the town, found a barber shop and spent two yuan to cut the long hair short, now Fang Yi looks no different from the people outside, if you don't say it, no one can see that he has been a Taoist priest for more than ten years.
"I still think the sideburns I left before are good-looking......" Fang Yi looked in the mirror, feeling a little awkward in his heart, after changing his hairstyle, he himself was a little unrecognizable.
"Okay, don't be so stinky, we won't be able to catch the car if we look in the mirror again......" The fat man pulled Fang Yi, there was a long-distance bus to Jinling at ten o'clock in the morning, this time was almost up, if you missed a little, you would have to wait until the afternoon.
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"Fatty, didn't you say that these two old turtles can be sold for 2,000 yuan? Why don't we sell less and change a few tickets first?"
Standing at the bus stop in the town, Fang Yi and Peng Sanjun looked helplessly at the car that had just driven away to the city, this bus could not catch up, so they had to wait for the afternoon bus five hours later, of course, the premise of taking that bus was that they had to make up enough tickets first.
"No, the town can't sell at a price, two old turtles will give you a maximum of 200 yuan......" The fat man vetoed the two of them selling the old turtle in the town, the town is a few miles away from the reservoir, and the wild turtle is not a rare object here.
"I see that your kid is sacrificing his life and money......" Peng Sanjun smiled bitterly when he heard this, and said: "Lao Tzu originally thought that he was poor enough, but I didn't expect that your pocket was cleaner than your face, and it was not as good as me......"
After the third brother ate the fish yesterday, he was afraid that the fish would be fried, so he rushed to the town early this morning, and originally wanted to take a car to Jinling.
But when they got into the car, they found that all the money on the three of them was added together, and it was only enough to buy a ticket.
"I ...... Didn't I buy this thing with all my money?"
The fat man blushed at what the three guns said, lifted the clothes around his waist, exposed the Han Xian BB machine, and said: "How embarrassing is it to mess around with this thing in the city? With this thing, it's also convenient for us to find a job after entering the city......
In fact, the fat man saved a little money before working part-time, but before returning to the village, in order to show off, he gritted his teeth and bought this BB machine with all the money on his body, although in 2000, the mobile phone has begun to slowly become popular, but for the countryside, the BB machine is obviously still a sharp weapon.
In the past few days when the fat man came home, his BB machine has been hung on his waist by his father, and the weather in June and July was already hot, Wei Dahu simply wore shirtless every day, so as to reveal the BB machine in his waist.
"You can only show off this thing in the village, and the rich people in the city have long used mobile phones......" For the fat man's big man to show off the BB machine, Sanpao was very unimpressed, most of his relatives were in the city, and several people had already bought mobile phones.
"You don't even have this......" The fat man thought Sancang's words as jealous of himself.
"Actually, you don't blame me for this......"
The fat man's eyes looked at Fang Yi, and he said, "Didn't Fang Yi say that he has more than a hundred yuan?" I counted his money, it was just enough for us to enter the city, but ...... But I don't know if he can't spend that money......"
"I've been used again, how do I know that this money can't be spent?"
Hearing the fat man's words, Fang Yi was also a little depressed, the master did leave him more than a hundred yuan, and they were all new tickets, but after getting on the bus and taking out the money, the conductor on the car actually didn't want it, saying that it was money issued in fifty years, and it was no longer available.
"Fatty, don't you have an acquaintance in the town? Sanpao opened his mouth and said that his parents were both educated youths in the countryside, and although they had lived in Weijia Village for more than 20 years, they were not as familiar as Wei Jinhua.
"If you don't borrow it, I won't borrow it even if you go to Jinling, I'll ...... I can't afford to lose that man......"
The fat man went home this time, but he bought new clothes and came back with a pager, just like a successful person.
"Walk over, this is what you said...... Peng Sanjun looked at the fat man's fat body, and said maliciously: "Fat man, Brother Yi and I can walk, can you kid do it? If you lie on your stomach halfway, no one will carry you!"
"Hey, underestimate your fat man, right? How can we say that he is also a person who has participated in a big competition in the army......"
The fat man gritted his teeth, looked at Fang Yi and said: "Fang Yi, it is about fifty miles from here to Jinling, and there is a bus in the town near Jinling...... Shall we walk over there?"
"I'm fine, it's more than fifty miles, and I'll be ......there in the afternoon," Fang Yi said indifferently, he sometimes had to climb a mountain for twenty or thirty miles in the mountains, and walking on this flat asphalt road didn't have any pressure on Fang Yi.
"Then let's go, let's walk on the road......" The fat man took the lead and walked towards the road, and in order to show his ease, he roared a song in his mouth.
"Dead fat, die to save face and suffer ......" San Pao muttered behind him, greeted Fang Yi, and walked over.
In the first two hours, the fat man walked quite easily, but by the third hour, when he had walked about thirty miles, the fat man had already taken off his shirt and hung it on his shoulders, and sweat gushed out of his forehead like pulp.
Although the three cannons are stronger than the fat man, the clothes on his back are also wet with sweat, and among the three people, Fang Yi is the most relaxed, although he has the most things, but until now, he only feels a little hot on his body, and he hasn't even sweated a drop.
"No, I can't walk......"
When he came to a fork in the road, the fat man saw a road boundary stone on the side of the road, and he was reluctant to get up when he sat up, and the wheezing sound in his throat was like pulling a bellows, obviously this section of the road had exhausted his body.
"If you can't walk, you have to go!" "The third cannon kicked the fat man.
"Don't go, let me rest for a while, and I'll stop a car later......" The fat man waved his hand weakly and said: "I really can't walk, three guns, there is a national highway in front, stop a passing truck and take us into the city......"
"I think your kid has already made up this idea, right?" Hearing the fat man's words, Sancang also breathed a sigh of relief, sat down on the place, and took out the military kettle on his waist to drink water.
"Hey, do you want to give money to stop the car?, do we have enough money?" Fang Yi stood calmly next to the two of them, and on the second day of going down the mountain, Fang Yi realized one very important thing from the fat man and the three guns, that is, the importance of money.
"You don't need to pay for a passing car, just throw a pack of cigarettes to the driver......" After resting for a while, the fat man's panting was much more even, he stood up and patted his chest, and said: "You can rest assured, the last time I went into the city with my second uncle, I took a ride here." ”
"Hey, fatty, are you okay?"
Half an hour passed, Fang Yi looked at the fat man standing on the side of the road sweating, he was really a little speechless, this guy swore that he could stop the car, but he stretched out his hand to stop more than ten cars, but none of them stopped.
The fat man wiped the sweat with the clothes on his shoulders, and said indignantly: "Damn, it's really evil today, why isn't there an empty truck?"
"What kind of car did you stop last time?" Fang Yi asked.
"It was an empty car to send the piglets back, although the taste was not very good, but the driver was good. The fat man said casually.
"Damn, dead fat man, what kind of car are you going to stop?" Fang Yi didn't react to the fat man's words, but the three guns didn't do it, and he jumped up and grabbed the fat man at once, and said, "Don't take the car, let's go into the city, and we want to sit by yourself......"
"Don't mind, maybe we can stop a car......" The fat man knew that he was at a loss, and let go of Sanpao with a smile, and said viciously: "The fat man still doesn't believe that he can't stop the car, grandma's, I'm standing in the middle of the road, do they dare to hit me?"
"There's a car coming, look at my ......" While he was talking, the fat man saw a van driving in the direction of Jinling coming, and he really ran to the middle of the road and stretched out a pair of arms, but the posture was not so much like a car stop, but a bit like a roadblock robbery.
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"In this business, you have to be steady and ruthless, and when that buddy goes, I'm afraid the daylily will be cold......"
Man Jun was in a good mood today, and when he was drinking last night, he got a message from the mouth of a colleague that he learned that there was a family in Yuquan Town that had a fan of Tang Bohu in his hand, so he drove over overnight, stalked and polished it for half the night, and finally spent 20,000 yuan to buy the fan.
According to the Manchu army's estimates, he bought this fan for 20,000 yuan, and it can be at least four or five times more expensive in the market, and then there will be a profit of 70,000 or 80,000 yuan as long as it changes hands.
Thinking of this, Man Jun's heart also became hot, he touched the shaved oily bald head, and couldn't help humming a song in his mouth, "Today is a good day, everything you want can come true, tomorrow is still a good day, open the door and welcome the God ......of Wealth."
While humming the song he had changed, Man Jun's eyes looked at the co-pilot's position, and in the wooden box on the co-pilot's seat, it was Tang Bohu's "Look at Meitu" fan, looking at the wooden box, Man Jun was like seeing a handful of banknotes, and he couldn't pull it out when he saw it.
"Oh, what's the ...... How can anyone be?" Just when the fat man stared down at the wooden box for a while, and just when he raised his head, he found a person standing in front of his car.
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