93: An unforgettable lesson
With it in its hands, everyone felt that something was wrong. Why is this thing getting hotter and hotter? And it seems to be shaking?
As a man, Ni Hekai suddenly had a sense of déjà vu, and a bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart.
"Everyone's little ......" and the words "heart" didn't shout, Ni Hekai's eyes widened, and his eyeballs were about to bulge out. That thing, it actually squirted!
A thick white slurry squirted all over his face, and even entered his mouth a little!
Ni He was stunned for three seconds, and then vomited violently.
"Vomit~~~" In the classroom, vomiting sounds of different decibel and different sound frequencies came and went.
Chen Dong, Hu Guang, Zhao Hao, Xu Wu, Xiao Buyu, Lana, Yuemo Xiaowu and a dozen other authors, all of them are spitting.
Meng Xinqiang couldn't hold back his laughter, but he still didn't hold back. "Hahahahaha-"
laughing at the embarrassed appearance of the crowd, and also laughing at the festival value has risen rapidly by nearly 10 million, which is a gratifying growth rate.
Hearing Mengxin's laughter, everyone vomited even more, and their resentment deepened. Especially Chen Dong, he was angry at the moment, and he felt like he had been tricked.
Thinking that he trusted Mengxin very much just now, and even personally instigated everyone to do so, Chen Dong felt that his old face was red. What a shame!
Meng Xin slapped the table and laughed.
"You ...... You don't have to worry. Meng Xin laughed a little, held his waist and continued, "That thing is pure...... Pure protein mixture, which also adds cream, yogurt and other condiments, is completely ...... You can eat it, hahaha......"
Meng Xin walked up to Yuemo Xiaowu, picked up the toy in front of her, put his head to his mouth, and pressed a hidden switch. Poof! The white liquid suddenly rushed into Meng Xin's mouth.
"Ahh......h The taste is very unpoked, you taste it carefully and it is delicious. ”
Meng Xin said, squeezing a little more into his mouth. "Xiao Wu, do you want to?" Meng Xin pointed his head at Yuemo Xiao Wu.
Seeing this, Yuemo Xiaowu immediately vomited again.
A quarter of an hour later......
Everyone sat upright on the ground, glaring at Meng Xian, and wanted him to give an explanation.
"Heh, you're not happy to supplement your nutrition? How many people don't have a chance to supplement their nutrition!" Meng Xin looked at everyone coldly, and the little leather whip was pumped.
Everyone reflexively trembled, but then anger overcame fear, and one by one straightened their backs and glared at Meng Xin.
Meng Xin felt that it was almost time, and the mind operated to exchange the items that had been planned for a long time.
Hand speed card: a special model for the author, after use, the handwriting speed will be permanently increased by ten times, the typing speed will be permanently increased by ten times, and the exchange will require 100,000 knots
That's right, the salary will be given to more than 20 people in the audience...... Redeem for the best performers!
As for the rest, just exchange it for the same.
As for who to choose, this is not a question for the salary. Of course, for beautiful women!
Exchanged for a tenfold improved hand speed card, and Meng Xin first used it for Yuemo Xiaowu. He looked at Lana again, thought about it and forgot about it. Since this girl is a hacker, hand speed is not a problem at all, and he doesn't need to draw snakes. Besides, she's not the author, so the card doesn't work at all. And the exchange of a universal hand speed card is not this price, of course he will not waste the festival value.
Meng Xin looked at Yuemo Xiaowu, put the notebook on her desk, and took the pen and paper. "Try it. ”
Yuemo Xiaowu snorted, turned her head, and pulled her salary back.
"You......" Yuemo Xiaowu glared at Meng Xin with a look of shame. For the first time in her life, she was touched in the face by a man other than her father, but it turned out to be this situation, and she couldn't help but be angry.
Meng Xin accepted her grievances and pointed to the pen and paper on the table. "Try and see if your hand speed is really fast!"
Faced with Meng Xin's unquestionable appearance, Yuemo Xiaowu endured the humiliation, opened the cap of the pen and wrote casually on the paper. She was stunned for this writing. The word bastard, italics, she actually wrote it out in a second, and it was neatly drawn, without the slightest hook, it was ...... It's just horrible!
What happened?
Yuemo Xiaowu looked at her hands, full of disbelief. She subconsciously checked the pen, which was an ordinary gel pen without any mechanism.
Looking up at Meng Xin, Yuemo Xiaowu saw a contemptuous face, as if to say that all this is taken for granted, look at your bear.
Yuemo Xiaowu trembled with excitement and continued to try. Brush brush brush, move the pen like flying!
This is not a description, but a fact! Her writing speed has greatly improved!
Yuemo Xiaowu put down the pen tremblingly, opened the document, and put her hands on the keyboard, the next moment, the keyboard crackled, and her hands turned into a shadow, beating on the keyboard.
If it was said that it was nothing to write just now, then when they saw typing at this moment, everyone finally understood and was shocked.
So fast!
Of course, they don't think it's a blind fight, because on the projection of the big screen, lines of words are being typed out at a rapid pace, and the speed is exactly the same as what Meng Xian showed before!
It's so fast!
That's what it is...... The result of the exercise just now?
Everyone looked at their hands and tried excitedly + excitedly.
The results were unsatisfactory, because their promotion was far inferior to Yuemo Xiaowu, but everyone was still surprised and ashamed. Surprisingly, the speed has really increased. It's a shame that they just questioned the king of salted fish, and even made a scene of collective glare, which is really ...... It's a shame.
The value of the salary has begun to grow again.
Paid Little Sunflower Mom Classroom ...... No, this is the end of the first lesson of the Salted Fish Class.
It's not long, but the "effect" is super noticeable. Everyone went home with a full load.
Except for lana.
She didn't get anything, she didn't say anything about it for nothing, and she was embarrassed, and she felt so humiliated. At the classroom door, Lana stared at Meng Xin viciously, trying to kill him with her eyes.
I didn't blink for a minute, but both eyes were red and tears flowed down my face.
"I'll be back, you wait!" Lana said harshly, pushing the electric car away. Meng Xin waved at her.
In fact, Zhao Hao didn't learn anything, after all, he was not an author, and he wouldn't exchange the hand speed card for him. However, he did not return empty-handed, he took one of the paid props, as well as the specially prepared delicious and nutritious protein liquid, and he took a bucket.
Yuemo Xiaowu smiled and erected slightly as she walked. "I met the teacher of the king of salted fish today, his class is so good, Xiao Wu said that he has been reborn, so stay tuned. ”
Hu Guang also had a slight erection. "Teacher Salted Fish is so amazing, I've already booked a place for the next class, yes!"
Book friends replied one after another.
And the book friends of the paper god also joined in, and quickly overwhelmed the local fans.
"Little Dance God, can you help us urge the king of salted fish, the class is over, let him update it quickly!"
"Little Dance God, do you have the mobile phone number of the King of Salted Fish? I'm going to call him to urge him to change!"
"Lonely light boss, ask for the contact information of the king of salted fish!"
"Lonely light boss, ask for it!"
"Lone Light Boss, ask for +1 together!"
Meng Xin had just arrived at the door of the lounge and was about to wake up Ma Feibei, when the festival duty reminder suddenly came again. "Holy, what the hell is this?"