Chapter 310: Sketch Awards

"SMS is down 85 percent from the previous month. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Calls were down 20 percent from the previous month.

MMS business was down 30 percent from the previous month.

If it is compared to this time last year, the gap is still even bigger.

That's what you guys promised me that you would give me a satisfactory answer?

and Liu Wenshan knows how to provoke right and wrong.

What kind of "Poincaré conjecture" do you have with Korean mathematicians, and if it succeeds, I would like to ask you, what can you get?

What can China Mobile get?

But what is lost?"

Hearing such a report, many people were silent, compared to last year, this year's business volume shit is not.

The main reason for him is Li Dabao.

The first is instant messaging penguin communication, the second is WeChat, and wireless WiFi have all given Huaxia Mobile a strong blow.

"I don't know what he's going to get, but I know it's going to lose a lot of customers' trust.

Got water in your brain?"

Li Dabao was lying at home.

"Ding Dong was praised by everyone and obtained a follow-up value of three hundred and fifty-five. ”

"Ding Dong, the anger from South Korea's Kim Sancheng, the following value increased by one hundred. ”

"Ding Dong, the number of votes for the sketch "Selling Abduction" has increased to 15 million. ”

As for whether "Selling Abduction" can win the award, Li Dabao is not sure at all.

Whether an actor wins an award or not is related to the size of his fame, and has nothing to do with the audience's voting.

The size of the award is related to the depth of seniority, and has nothing to do with the success or failure of the performance.

Pop songs can never sing the main theme.

No matter how popular a pop song is, it can't sing those songs that praise the motherland.

Such as I love Huaxia, China is the most beautiful, ten miles to the Red Army and so on.

This is also what Li Dabao is worried about, if he relies on his strength, he is really not afraid.

But this thing doesn't seem to rely on strength.

In his previous life, this sketch won the championship, but in his previous life, it was performed by Zhao Benshan, and national first-class actors such as Zhao Benshan and Feng Gong were first-class professionals.

It can be said that he can win the second prize when he goes to that station.

"Is there a thing that allowed me to win the skit. ”

"Dingdong, there really is something that can make you the champion of the sketch.

But everything has a price, and the universe is invincible lucky runes.

As long as you bring this stuff, your luck will increase by one hundred percent.

The odds of "Selling Abduction" winning the championship are greatly increased. ”

"In other words, the Universe Invincible Lucky Rune only has a certain chance of letting me win the championship, but it can't let me win the championship 100%?"

"Ding-dong, it's daytime, please don't daydream.

Nothing can guarantee that "Selling Abduction" will be a champion.

As the strongest law in the universe, this system is estimated, which means that your luck value is increased by 95.38384388 to win.

But it's not 100% awarded.

Therefore, providing you with the Universe Invincible Lucky Rune is to increase your luck by 100%.

You blame me?

It hurts your self-esteem so much, the system works so hard that you doubt the ability of the system.

I decided that I would never work hard again. ”

"Well, it's not as serious as you say, is it?

I just asked, okay, this cosmic invincible lucky rune, I want it.

You can calculate how much follow-up value. ”

"Dingdong, in view of your first use, this system will give you one at a price of 200,000 follow-up values. ”

"Ding Dong, the following value is being deducted, the Universe Invincible Lucky Rune is being generated, please ...... later. ”

"Ding Dong, the Universe Invincible Lucky Rune has been successfully generated. Do you use it hot?

In view of the first use, the time is increased to a time of five days.

Once again, this system warmly reminds you that anything incredible may happen during the use of the Universe Invincible Lucky Rune.

It may be that you go out to pick up your wallet and look down to pick up your bank card.

But please don't move, don't speak, picking up wallets, picking up bank cards, etc. is a consumption of luck, if you want to get the sketch champion, don't consume luck. ”

"The Cosmic Invincible Lucky Rune takes effect immediately. ”

The rune immediately burst into flames, turning into golden characters and levitating above Li Dabao's head.

Of course, others can't see it, and only Li Dabao can see it at present.

Sure enough, as the system said, I saw a few wallets when I went out.

After walking a few more steps, there was a mobile phone worth tens of thousands of yuan lying quietly on the side of the road.

It's also too lucky.

I went to the mall and bought an old popsicle, and he gave the salesman ten yuan, and the salesman looked for him ninety-nine.

What is really unbearable is the pain of not taking advantage of the cheap and not being able to pick up the wallet, Li Dabao can only decide to go home.

Suddenly a text message came from the phone.

"Congratulations, you got the Huaxia Mobile number to send phone bill activity, get 300 yuan in phone bill, reply to CY to receive. ”

Spring Festival Gala Judging Group:

"I don't agree with "Selling Abduction" to win the championship, at best I will give a second prize.

lest the older generation of artists be dissatisfied. ”

"But "Selling Abduction" is really popular, isn't it? Many people like it very much, and we will cooperate with Li Dabao in the future, no one can bear what kind of moth this guy wants to make. ”

"If you want to press such a thorn, what award will you give him? I think he will be directly defeated. ”

"You say this, you are responsible, if something really happens at that time, you will bear it?"

"Hmph, why should I bear it?"

"Give him a second prize, a newcomer, it's good to be able to win the award, so as not to disagree with other old artists. ”

But "Selling Abduction" received the most votes, more than double the number of votes second. ”

"Hmph, so what? The winner is not only based on the number of votes, but also on other aspects. To give him the second prize is to look up to him. ”

In the eyes of many, the second prize is already the limit.

The number of sign-ups on WeChat is increasing every day.

It has increased to 20 million people.

The highest number of online penguins is 100 million.

WeChat is more convenient and convenient than penguins.

Li Dabao was very disappointed, this universe invincible luck rune so far, his luck value has not decreased.

This is probably because "Selling Abduction" did not win the championship.

However, he was very happy to see that the number of registered WeChat users had reached 20 million.

During the Spring Festival, the number of WeChat registrations increased dramatically.

Basically, two or three million people sign up a day.

This is a bitter pain for the three major telecom operators.

Especially Huaxia Telecom and Huaxia Unicom, they didn't do anything, and they were affected by Liu Wenshan.

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the winning entries will be announced.

Suddenly, the Lucky Rune collapsed.

Li Dabao knew it was done.

"Ding Dong, the universe's invincible lucky rune did not disappoint you, and "Selling Abduction" won the championship of the small category. This system will give away a mystery gift package. ”

"Do you want to see the package?"

"Check out the package. ”

"The gift package is being unsealed. ”

"Congratulations, you have obtained a cosmic invincible pet taming charm. With this charm, you can train a pet. ”

CCTV backstage.

"Leader, due to an input error, led to "Selling Abduction" to win the championship. ”

"What are you doing with food, why can't you even do this?"

"Leader, this is also vetted by you. ”

"Hmph, "Selling Abduction" does have the qualifications to win the championship, so be it, so as not to make people laugh. ”

Others secretly despise it, haven't you always been against "Selling Abduction" to win the championship before?

Why is there a problem now, you say that "Selling Abduction" has this strength?

on the web.

"I know that Bao Ye is awesome, and he will definitely be able to win the championship. ”

"If Bao Ye doesn't win the championship, it means that there is a problem with the selection of the Spring Festival Gala.

It's been a long time since I've met someone with such a talent for sketches. I hope to see him at the Spring Festival Gala next year. ”

"Bao Ye, the sketch has also won awards, and the number of registered users on WeChat has increased to 20 million. Do you think it's time to do it with Jin Sancheng?"

"Actually, I personally think that Bao Ye's comprehensive ban and counterattack war has never ended.

Including the appearance of WeChat this time, of course, there is also the cooperation between Huaxia Mobile Communications and Jin Sancheng to jointly study the Poincaré conjecture, which is the scope of a comprehensive blockade counterattack

What's more, you just cheated the TV station, and you haven't made him admire the five-body projection. ”

"Bao Ye, do it with them, if you don't do it with them, I will look down on you a little. ”

"I don't know how high and thick the sky is. Bao Ye, this is a good time for you to be patriotic, and you will be reconciled with him. ”

Li Dabao posted on Weibo: "I don't care whether "Selling Abduction" can win the award, but my fans attach great importance to it, and they feel that it is absolutely intolerable if I don't win the award.

Such a good sketch didn't even win an award, what other sketch can win an award?

In the last few years, at least, I haven't found anything like this skit.

As for the cooperation between Jin Sancheng and Huaxia Mobile, in fact, I wanted to tell you a long time ago, and recently I have been working on the "Poincaré Conjecture", which seems to be a simple question, but it is very difficult to prove it.

I'd like to compare it to three, who can be the first to prove Poincaré's conjecture?"

Kim Sam-sung: "When it comes to mathematics, South Korea is out of the lead. Mathematics in China is still developing.

I have read Li Dabao's "Four Colors Theory" and "Galois Theory", and I can say that he is a high wall erected in front of me, but I will still challenge him.

I just like to step on other people's shoulders, Poincaré conjecture, and I won.

I'm confident. ”

His statement is really infuriating, but what he says is the truth.

People are right, Huaxia is indeed in the process of development, and so far, it is inferior to South Korea in the field of mathematics.

"Fuck, I don't support Huaxia Mobile anymore, I'll throw away my card tomorrow, or just cancel it.

Spending our money against us? I really can't stand it. ”

"It's really fucking not authentic, and Huaxia Mobile may be called a sinner through the ages. ”

If it is really researched, which country has it studied? Is it not the credit of South Korea? How much does it have to do with you Huaxia Mobile?

Seeing this, I really can't stand it. ”

"I hope Bao Ye will give us a satisfactory result. ”

"Hahaha, it's really funny, as a math enthusiast, seeing Li Dabao and Jin Sancheng say this, I think there is a good saying, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, both of them probably just studied the "Poincaré Conjecture", right?

The national math community didn't study this conjecture, but they didn't even achieve it in their lifetime.

You say you can solve it faster than anyone else? Is this true?

Has the century-old problem been solved?

If this conjecture is really so easy to crack, how can it bother everyone for a hundred years?"

"Yes, Bao Ye's family already has experience in this area, and has already studied the "Galois Theory", people have confidence in saying this, what about Kim Sancheng? You are right, South Korea's mathematical research is indeed better than that of Huaxia, but this can prove that you are better than Bao Ye? Don't forget that Bao Ye is different from you.

Bao Ye is the top mathematician in China, and you are still unknown.

Do you have anything you can get your hands on?

I don't think there's anything I can get my hands on.

I didn't even know there was such a mathematician as you in Korea. ”

"We have all seen the strength of Bao Ye, I won't talk about it, I'll talk about this Jin Sancheng, I really want to know what you used to prove Poincaré's conjecture?"

"Is it geometry, algebra, or physics? I have doubts about Jin Sancheng's strength. ”

Jin Sancheng posted on Weibo again: "Whether the Poincaré Conjecture can be studied successfully has little to do with whether it is famous or not, and it has nothing to do with whether it has studied the "Galois Theory", right?

Although I am unknown, I am very professional.

I heard that Li Dabao graduated from junior high school?

Am I not as good as a junior high school graduate of Seoul National University?

That's definitely a huge irony.

What's more, I already have an eyebrow for "The Poincaré Conjecture".

I'm just short of time.

Give me a moment and I'll give you a surprise. ”

"The person I Li Dabao admires the most is Jin Sancheng, people like him don't brag about drafts, and always think that he can poke the sky into a big hole, but in fact, in my opinion, it is not.

There are still some eyebrows, and although I haven't done in-depth research yet, I know that there are still many questions to be solved before I can prove the Poincaré conjecture.

So far, there are some tools lacking, and if the existing ones can really solve this problem, do you really think that mathematicians all over the world eat?

Do they drink tea and read the newspaper every day?"

Du Zida was carrying a bag of things, and Liu Xiaomei was carrying a bunch of things.

It seems that they are all local products of the countryside.

"Third brother, what good things have I brought you, brother?" Du Zida said with a smile.

"What good things did you bring?" Li Dabao said.

"This bag is millet.

It is a specialty of the village. While you're cooking the rice, you can put some on it and it tastes great. ”