Whoa......

"Huh?" Fang Duo frowned slightly, "Why did it fork?"

Looking at the root of staring at his life, he shook his head sadly, sighed helplessly, and muttered in a deep voice: "Hey! ”

Knock knock knock......

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door of the toilet cubicle, "Hurry, hurry up, I can't hold it anymore." ”

The sound is familiar.

Pig large intestine!?

That's right, the person who is knocking on the door is really Zhu Dachang.

Fang Duo didn't pay attention, there was a sign outside the toilet - the toilet was being repaired.

Coincidentally, only the cubicle where Fang Duo was located could be used in the toilet, and the other cubicles were locked.

Zhu Dachang stopped Bai Mengran outside the medical school early this morning, after eating deflated, he turned into grief and anger and ate a lot, and ate four or five bowls of wontons at the food stall outside the college, and ate seven or eight fritters, and before he walked to the classroom, his stomach had a wonderful chemical reaction, and he purred endlessly, when he rushed into the toilet, he found that every compartment was locked, and in the last compartment, there was a sound of rushing water, and he knocked on the toilet door.

"Wait. ”

Fang Duo's thin lips opened slightly, and two words slowly overflowed between his lips and teeth.

Zhu Dachang heard that this was Fang Duo's voice, and suddenly frowned, his face became extremely ugly, "Fang, Fang Duo......"

Burst......

Zhu Dachang made a huge stinky fart, he covered his nose himself, and he was choked and nauseous.

Seeing that, Zhu Dachang's face became more and more ugly, and he had endured it to the limit, "Fang Duo, you hurry up and give Lao Tzu out, otherwise, otherwise, ......"

"Otherwise, what else can you do?!"

Fang Duo walked out of the compartment unhurriedly, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Zhu Dachang with a playful expression.

Zhu Dachang pushed Fang Duo away vigorously, but the latter did not move at all, with a smile on his face, looking at Zhu Dachang, Fang Duo's white hand like a woman's hand suddenly fell on the door of the compartment, and with a "bang", he closed the toilet door.

"You...... What do you want to do?!" Zhu Dachang was completely afraid of Fang Duo, just now he called himself Lao Tzu, and now he regrets it a little.

Fang Duo touched the tip of his nose, his eyes were slightly bent, like a moon, and he said with a smile: "It's nothing, I just want to talk to you." ”

"Chat, chat?!" Zhu Dachang looked at Fang Duo with a stunned expression.

Nima: Can now be the time for small talk?

He was about to pull it out, Zhu Dachang immediately put on a flattering expression, and said shyly: "That, Fang Duo, ah no, Brother Fang, can we talk about anything later?"

Fang Duo glanced at him and sneered, "I just want to talk now." ”

"Poof!"

Zhu Dachang let out a fart.

Fang Duo's face changed slightly, he hurriedly raised his hand to cover his mouth and nose, frowned, and waved his hand towards the compartment.

Zhu Dachang rushed into a toilet cubicle as if he had been amnestied, but as soon as he unbuttoned his trouser belt, he couldn't hold back with a "poof" sound, and suddenly pulled it in his pants.

The corners of Fang Duo's mouth twitched slightly, and he stretched out his hand to point at Zhu Dachang, "Are you supposed to be a ......?"

Zhu Dachang seemed to have eaten Xiang's expression, frowned, bit his lower lip hard, and nodded noncommittally.

Fang Duo looked disgusted, and jumped back like a snake and scorpion, "You're so disgusting." ”

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

Zhu Dachang just wanted to say something, but the sphincter muscles suddenly relaxed, and this time, he completely relaxed, and a foul smell instantly diffused the entire toilet paper. The expression on his face became extremely exciting, one moment ugly, the other moment comfortable, Zhu Dachang's hands were clenched into fists, the steel teeth in his mouth were bitten, and he glared at Fang Duo angrily.

If it weren't for Fang Duo, he wouldn't have pulled his pants, just a little bit.

If the eyes can kill, I'm afraid that Fang Duo at this moment has already been Ling Chi by Zhu Dachang's eyes.

He watched Fang Duo leave, and tears fell instantly.

Thinking that he is a rich second generation, he has been humiliated again and again in front of a dirt bun, and he can't swallow this breath.

After a while, Zhu Dachang finished settling it, took off his pants, and made a call to his little follower.

"Brother Zhu, what's wrong?"

Zhu Dachang's voice trembled, and he said into the phone: "Send me a pair of pants, yes, right now, I'm in the toilet on the first floor." ”

"Brother Zhu. ”

The little attendant knocked on the toilet door, Zhu Dachang opened a crack in the door, and looked around, "No one is coming, right?"

"No, it's class now. I asked Mr. Li for leave. The little attendant said.

When Zhu Dachang heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief and nodded slightly, "That's good, that's good, what did you say?"

"I just said that Brother Zhu didn't bring a tissue to the toilet. ”

When Zhu Dachang heard this, he took over the pants from the hands of the little follower with a black line on his face, and vented his depression on the little follower.

He walked out of the toilet, squinted his eyes vigorously, his eyes were cold, full of resentment, and shouted word by word: "Fang!

"Ha ......"

Fang Duo yawned, looked at Li Yunhan on the podium, gave her a bright smile, changed her position, and continued to sleep.

Li Yunhan has no way to take the square, who can make the whole book memorize backwards, shook her head helplessly, she turned around and continued to write on the blackboard.

Knock knock.

At this time, Li Yunhan heard a knock on the door and looked sideways at the door.

Zhu Dachang smiled, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, "Teacher Li, I ......"

Li Yunhan's face was angry, and she glared at Zhu Dachang, every time, when the lecture was important, she would always be interrupted, and this person was still a person who called her extremely disgusted, she naturally would not give Zhu Dachang a good look, and before Zhu Dachang finished speaking, Li Yunhan said coldly: "Hurry back to your seat." ”

Zhu Dachang smiled and walked quickly towards the multimedia classroom, but when he passed the podium, a foul smell wafted out of Zhu Dachang's body.

Li Yunhan frowned slightly, and glanced at Zhu Dachang with disgust.

At this time, almost all the students in the class covered their noses and turned their disgusted eyes on Zhu Dachang, and everyone looked at Zhu Dachang's gaze as if they were looking at a piece of Xiang.

"What are you looking at?"

When Zhu Dachang passed by Tong Le's side, he kicked his table hard.

Tong Le's cold gaze fell on Zhu Dachang's body, but he didn't say anything.

Oops!

Zhu Dachang's heart froze, and the anger on his face became more and more intense.

Damn! Even if Fang Duo doesn't take him seriously, now, a freshman dares to show him such an expression, this tone, Zhu Dachang can't bear it.

He raised his chin, glared at Tong Le, stretched out his fingers like carrots, and pointed at Tong Le's head, "Okay, boy, you can do it! ”

In Tong Le's opinion, Zhu Dachang was like a clown, he glanced at Zhu Dachang coldly, covered his nose and shook his head.

"Oh!!"

was disgusted, Zhu Dachang rolled up his sleeves and waved his round little fat hand, wanting to teach Tong Le a lesson.

Whoosh!

But at this time, a piece of chalk hit the back of Zhu Dachang's head skillfully and accurately.

"Who!?Who attacked me?" Zhu Dachang looked left and right, looking around.

Li Yunhan glanced at Zhu Dachang viciously, and said coldly: "Hurry back to your seat." ”

"Hey, hey. Zhu Dachang scratched his head and smiled, "I'll go back, I'll go back." ”

Although Li Yunhan is a little unkind, after all, he is a star teacher in the medical school, and in addition, this time the deputy director was selected, Li Yunhan defeated Teacher Zhou and became the deputy director, how could Zhu Dachang give her some face.

Of course, this is just Zhu Dachang's personal thoughts, for Li Yunhan, half of his eyes can't look down on Zhu Dachang.

Zhu Dachang glared at Tong Le and shouted angrily: "You wait for me!"

Tong Le smiled disdainfully, shook his head slightly, and concentrated on making notes in the book.

Bell bell bell ......

The bell rang after class, Tong Le sorted out his books, and just wanted to get up, suddenly, one foot stepped on the desk, imprisoning him in place, Tong Le slowly raised his eyelashes, and glanced at Zhu Dachang with a thin and sharp gaze, he raised his fingers, covered his nostrils, and glanced at Zhu Dachang with disgust, his thin lips opened slightly, and his voice was cold and indifferent, "What are you going to do?"

"Damn, boy, did you just laugh at Lao Tzu?" Zhu Dachang looked fierce and vicious.

"Nope. ”

In Tong Le's view, Zhu Dachang is just a clown who jumps off the beam, and he is not worthy of his ridicule at all.

"And said no, Lao Tzu obviously saw you laughing. Zhu Dachang was angry and roared angrily.

Tong Le glanced at him, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, picked up his backpack and stood up, "Let Jean." ”

"Nima, you dare to ignore Lao Tzu. ”

Zhu Dachang was ignored by Fang Duo, so he didn't expect that an inconspicuous weak chicken would dare to laugh at himself like this, and when he landed, Zhu Dachang's face turned from blue to purple.

He glanced at a few followers behind him, waved his hand, and shouted angrily: "Hit me!"

"Tap it. ”

At this moment, a faint voice came from behind everyone.

Zhu Dachang gestured and said: "Who said that you want to be light, give me a hard beating, and beat me to death...... Huh?!This voice ......."

He turned his head suddenly, and found that Fang Duo was sitting on the chair behind him with a lollipop in his mouth, looking at him with a smile. Zhu Dachang subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. He secretly wondered in his heart: Could this guy be going to stand up for children's music?!

Fang Duo winked at Tong Le with a smile, his thin lips opened slightly, and he said indifferently: "Start lightly, don't make trouble for the teachers." ”

Hearing this, Tong Le hooked the corners of his mouth, bowed his head slightly, and then, he suddenly got up, shot as fast as lightning, and punched Zhu Dachang's pig nose, and suddenly, two lines of blood drew a perfect arc in the middle of the sky.

"Mmmm......mmmm

Zhu Dachang covered his blood-spurting nose, squatted on the ground, and whimpered for a long time.

At this moment, Tong Le made a move, and Zhu Dachang's followers spurted blood from their noses, all of them in the same position, squatting on the ground and covering their noses.

Fang Duo smiled at the corner of his mouth, gave Tong Le a thumbs up, and nodded slightly, "Yes, yes, let's go, let's have lunch together." ”

Tong Le smiled and said lightly: "I'm in for a treat, just thank you for helping me get that thing." ”

After speaking, the two walked out of the multimedia classroom shoulder to shoulder, leaving Zhu Dachang and others, squatting on the ground and completely messy.