"I'll go, I'm really blind today!"

"Anyway, this kid is too chicken6, right? I just split Audi with one hand, and now my body is as fragile as a piece of paper??"

"I understand, this kid must have pretended it on purpose, he just wanted to touch the porcelain of the Audi owner. ”

"Hahaha, a moment of silence for Audi owners for three seconds. ”

"Ding!"

At this time, the system voice came.

Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for touching a dazzling porcelain, rewarding 10 points for touching porcelain, and currently touching porcelain points: 70 points. ”

Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for touching a porcelain that amazes passers-by, and rewards 20 points for touching porcelain, and currently touching porcelain points: 90 points. ”

Oops.

One accidentally pretended to be forced, phew, touched a porcelain, and earned 30 points for touching porcelain.

"Ding!"

However, the system sound doesn't end there.

Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for comprehending the hero of "Glory of Kings" - Hundred Miles of Covenant Keeping Skill - Breath of the Wind!

This skill is a player's personal passive skill, and you have fully mastered the accurate gun skills.

Tempest's Breath Skill Introduction: Players have ultra-long and accurate gun skills, and greatly increase the player's range.

If the player is aiming their gun at an enemy, your effective range will be doubled.

the groove.

Lao Tzu learned to handjob?

Hearing the news of the system, Xie Lang was not too happy in his heart.

Secretly: The next thing is to find a guy who commits suicide and touch the porcelain again.

Hahaha, there will be a big wave of rewards and porcelain points right away.

Just kidding, Yasuo's step forward is matched with the breath of the wind, so it doesn't sweep the city, every second?

Touching the porcelain system in hand, pretending not to worry.

"Team Chu, what should we do now?" Officer Han at the scene looked at Xie Lang, who fell to the ground, and asked him with a sad face.

"What should I do? I have to ask you how to do this case?"

Chu Minghui glanced at him fiercely, "People say call an ambulance, then you do what he says." ”

"What!!, I really called him. Han Sheng couldn't cry or laugh on the spot.

Everyone knows that Xie Lang is acting, so how can he really call an ambulance for him?

"Little brother, get up quickly, I was wrong, I really know it's wrong... Please don't fix me. Zhang Ming was beside Xie Lang, apologized to Xie Lang vigorously, and almost knelt down.

"Do you want me to get up?" Xie Lang lay on the ground on all fours, "That's it, as long as you don't investigate the incident of the police officer hitting your Audi, and pay another 180,000 compensation, I'll get up right now..."

Burst!

This kid is so shameless, he's a scoundrel.

"I... How dare I pursue it, you can rest assured, as long as you get up, today's matter will be written off. ”

Zhang Ming's verbal promise was refreshing, but he knew very well in his heart that he already had an unsolvable grudge against this kid.

This matter will definitely not be settled, but there is no way, the current situation is very unfavorable for him.

Then, after receiving tens of thousands of yuan in compensation from Zhang Ming, Xie Lang gave all the money to the old woman.

This scene once again aroused the praise of many old drivers at the scene.

"What a good man, what a good man!"

"Yes, how can there be such a handsome, kind, and righteous young man in the world?"

"I wonder what his name is. ”

Everyone was talking, and they couldn't help but be moved by Xie Lang's behavior.

"Yo, do you all want to know my name?"

Xie Lang immediately stood up from the ground, took out a cigarette and lit it for himself, "That's right, I am popular among thousands of readers, stimulating the novel market, and improving the connotation of young people reading novels. ”

"Wow, it turns out that he is gentle without words, I have heard the name of this great god, and the novels he wrote are good-looking!"

"Wow, wow, wow... ”

"The great god asks for an autograph!" Several elementary school students squeezed out of the crowd and ran over to Xie Lang to ask for an autograph.

"Great god, do you have grass powder?" asked a few more little girls.

"The great god begs for grass. Although I am a man. ”

Chu Minghui and Wu Ye couldn't help but laugh, looking at Xie Lang, who was bragging in the crowd at this time, and suddenly realized a problem.

What kind of person is Xie Lang?

You say he is despicable, shameless and dirty, but he actually gave all the money from touching porcelain to other people's old women without leaving a penny?

You want to say that he is a bad person, but why would he fight for an old woman?

Judging from the playback of the surveillance, the old woman is not related to him, why should he do this?

"What a strange person. Wang Xian'er in Lincoln in the distance closed the car window and said slowly, "Uncle Wang, let's go, you don't have to make the phone call I asked you to make just now." ”

"Yes Miss. ”

Immediately, the window of Lincoln's car gradually closed, brushing Xie Lang's side.

And Xie Lang ...... After signing a few more shameless elementary school students, he took out his mobile phone and made a call as soon as possible.

"Hey, who. The other party's impatient voice came from inside.

"Me. ”

"Damn, who are you?"

"Apprentice, have you forgotten your master so quickly?" Xie Lang said with a smile.

"Ah!" After an exclamation, Wang Meng on the other end of the phone was immediately surprised, and said, "Wow, it turned out to be you, master, I really didn't expect you to call me, master, do you have anything to do with me......"

The voice was very loud and excited, which pierced Xie Lang's eardrum and felt a faint pain, Xie Lang quickly took the phone aside, turned on the speakerphone, and said: "It's time to prove your acting skills, I need a few group performances now, and then you can help me inquire again, where are there people who commit suicide." ”

"The person who committed suicide??" Wang Meng shuddered when he heard this, "Master, what are you looking for someone who committed suicide? Could it be..."

"That's right, I'm going to show you a wave of real porcelain touching techniques. ”

"Wow, master, you're going to show off your porcelain stunt, it turns out that you want to find someone who commits suicide to touch porcelain! Admire, admire, apprentice, my admiration for you is like a surging river. ”

Wang Meng kept patting Xie Lang's ass on the other end of the phone:

"Master, every time I think of your acting skills last time, my admiration for you grows a few points. I always think that it would be nice if there was half of your master's porcelain acting skills. So I decided, after passing this call from the master today, I swear that from now on, I will serve the master for the rest of my life, follow the master, and learn the real porcelain touching technique from you!!"

"Okay, as long as you pass the test this time, I will teach you the technique of touching porcelain! Then you will immediately give me a person who has committed suicide and send me the address as soon as possible. ”

"Master Lat!"