Chapter 65: The Stand-in Puppet (Second Weekend Update)

If the Buddha wants to change the hexagram, it shouldn't keep me until now, on the other hand, if you don't get rid of me, then you must be wooing me!

Threats and co-optation are only separated by a layer of window paper, no matter what kind of ways and means he uses, he can't do without this principle, it's all a routine!

"W-what is this?" Foxy turned her head and exclaimed, I couldn't see anything else but I could see Kitsune's surprised expression!

For a while, I thought about many possibilities, but none of them were good for me, because there was no reason not to let me go out after the game was done!

I moved my hands and began to pull the coffin lid, no matter what I said, I had to go out first, otherwise it must be the Buddha with bad intentions!

"Don't move! I've got you a stand-in to keep you lying here. The Buddha knocked on the cover and said, and for a moment I couldn't react.

"What??" I asked in disbelief, and said that if there was a stand-in, I wouldn't come sooner!

Could it be that the old monster has found someone to come and pretend to be me? Let this unlucky fellow continue to take my place? If that's the case, then I won't agree!

As the saying goes, people's hearts are made of meat, they are all born and raised by their parents, they all know what is good and bad, I am lying here to make a game, let people lie here and my conscience will not go!

"Don't be in a hurry to come out later, you can come out after he goes in, otherwise you will bring out the bad luck!"

The Buddha looked at me from top to bottom, I didn't know what was going on but nodded anyway, because there was a look in his eyes that could not be refused!

"Tell me your birthday. The old Buddha said casually, I just wanted to answer, but the words of the second uncle suddenly flashed in my mind!

The second uncle once said that you should not trust anyone at any time, let alone let others understand you, it is a very dangerous thing to be completely seen through!

"I know the birthday, but I don't know the eight characters!" I immediately explained, after all, I can't remember the birthday, but the eight characters are hard to say!

Especially when I tell the old Buddha the old monster about my birthday, I always feel a little bottomless in my heart, his weirdness is known to everyone, and God knows what kind of strange thaumaturgy he has......

"Then the old man will take a drop of your blood! ”

The Buddha asked the coffin lid to be removed, and then I saw a few people carrying a white colored paper figure directly above me!

I was relieved to see this paper man, I originally thought I was looking for a real person to replace me, but now it seems that I am too careful......

The Buddha stabbed my finger with a needle, pinched his finger and tapped it on the paper man's chest, and the blood was quickly absorbed and penetrated by the white paper.

I don't know why I don't feel good, I can't say it but I can feel it, and I always feel that it's not good luck to get blood on the paper figures......

"Come out. After saying that, the Buddha reached out and took my arm, and as soon as I got up, I felt a great force pull me out.

"Release!" the Buddha gave an order, and the paper figure was immediately placed in the coffin.

The Buddha didn't know where to get a brush, brushed it and wrote something incomprehensible on the paper figure, and then asked people to cover the coffin......

To be honest, I have never seen this kind of posture before, let alone this kind of tricks and exquisiteness, but I know that this paper figure must be lying in the coffin on my behalf!

Although formalism kills people, sometimes formalism is really needed, at least to find peace of mind...... But sometimes I always murmur in my heart about things I don't understand!

I don't know if it's for my own good, or if I use some strange thaumaturgy, I have to ask my second uncle to rest assured!

"Stand still! The Buddha patted me on the shoulder, took a knife of yellow paper and lit it in the brazier.

Soon I felt a burning sensation behind me, the burning yellow paper walked around my body, and the Buddha took my arm and pointed to the brazier on the ground.

I am no stranger to braziers, I used to worship ancestors or repair graves in my hometown, I always had to light a fire before leaving, which meant to get rid of the dirty on my body.

I nodded and stepped over the brazier, feeling that this form was really a bit cumbersome, but from the side, I could feel the Buddha's intentions for me!

As the saying goes, if you kill someone, you must first punish your heart, but I know very well that threats and co-optation are only separated by a layer of window paper! Everyone was fine before they were punctured, but once they were punctured, they would immediately change their taste!

I knew in my heart that the Buddha did this to make me feel at ease, and secondly, he deliberately did it for others present, invisibly showing his closeness and concern for me!

"No one is allowed to say anything about this today, otherwise don't blame the old man for being polite!" the Buddha said coldly, and the seven or eight people present nodded.

Except for the fat man and the fox girl, the others are a few people around the crow, and they can be regarded as the descendants of the old Buddha.

"Thank you, sir. I politely thanked me, and the Buddha immediately patted me on the shoulder affectionately, and did not hide his approval for me in his eyes.

The relationship between each other has been unconsciously closer, and I have to say that the Buddha is a master of winning people's hearts, even if I know it in my heart, I still have to remember his feelings......

I feel a lot more comfortable after packing everything up, I don't know if it's because of psychological reasons or because of the eyes of other people, I feel like everything is different now!

This time I lay in the coffin for the benefit of Buddhism, but in fact, I also made plans for myself, and everyone knew each other!

At this moment, Buddha Qianxiao entered the door, and immediately rushed over when he saw me, with a complicated and puzzled look on his face.

"What's the matter, how did I hear that you died?" Buddha Qianxiao pulled me to take a closer look, I smiled and didn't speak.

"Everyone else go back, you come up with the old man. After the Buddha turned his head and went up to the second floor, I immediately nodded and followed, and Buddha Qianxiao also followed.

I don't know what the old Buddha had in mind, but now that he has changed me, I think it's not that simple!

Generally, the more scheming people in the city government are, the more suspicious they are, and old rivers and lakes like the Buddha and the old monster will not easily trust others! What should we do now after we have won over them?

When I came to the second floor, the Buddha asked me to wait, and he entered the room alone.

"Sanming, what the hell is going on today, what are you doing?" Buddha Qianxiao pulled me with a look of impatience, which made me a little surprised.

Could it be that Buddha Qianxiao didn't know about it in advance? It stands to reason that it shouldn't be, after all, she has a lot of eyeliner and is well-informed, not to mention that she is still taking care of the business of the resort center...... Unless she's pretending to be confused!

"I didn't do anything today, just to deceive some people's ears and eyes. I said calmly, my eyes constantly checking for Buddha Qianxiao's reaction.

"Whose ears and eyes have you deceived?" Buddha Qianxiao asked again, quite a posture of breaking the clay pot and asking to the end, but I became more and more confused in my heart.

The feeling was similar, and I seemed to smell a routine, because she kept forcing me to say a name, whether it was Dai Fei or Dai Qing......

"A woman!" I didn't say my name, Buddha Qianxiao's expression became more and more anxious, she straightened her chest and got closer and closer to me!

She's been moving towards me since the beginning, could it be that she's carrying some recording stuff on her, or is she trying to fix some kind of moth?

"Who is this woman, why do you want to put a coffin here?" she asked again, and I could clearly smell her scent.

For some reason, I suddenly thought of the paper puppet, with its pale face and black ink features, which made people feel creepy when they thought about it!

I stopped her thin waist with one hand, and when she didn't react, she threw herself straight into my arms!

"Don't move!" I shouted deliberately, holding her hard with both hands, and her face immediately turned red after struggling twice.

"What are you doing?" she whispered, as if it wasn't at all surprised that I would be holding her, but at this moment I didn't care about any warm feelings.

I quietly touched her back and suddenly touched something! I suddenly felt that the puppet double was not quite right, I couldn't tell, but I could feel it!

In the past, the second uncle often said that you must keep an eye when you go out, you can't hurt people, but you can't have the heart to prevent people!

I pinched the thing on her back directly with my hand, it felt like something close to my body, and I woke up suddenly after pinching it with force!