Chapter 979: Do It Yourself
"I'm crazy! I'm crazy! But no, not everyone says that crazy people are the happiest, I can't be happy at all, and I even want to cry. ”
Chen Yu shook his head desperately, since when did he go crazy, he was gagged by the unequaled thunderball, and he was too desperate to go crazy. When I first entered the ancient battlefield, I was mad by the black cat. Maybe he has been crazy since he first crossed over, and he has been crazy until now.
Or is it just like the previous hallucination, I was dreaming, I didn't cross, I was originally the general's mansion Chen Er, I never said that I had crossed over, and all the things in my previous life were all imagined by myself. ”
The more Chen Yu thought about it, the more frightened he became, as a madman, he knew very well that a madman could also think, but only in terms of personal cognition.
Crazy people will still be troubled, even if the way of thinking is different, they still live in thinking, but it is simpler and more meaningless than normal people.
"I'm sorry, Feng Zi, I misunderstood you, it turns out that I am a madman, I haven't found it before, besides, even if I want to find out, I'm afraid I won't find out, how can a madman know that he is a madman!" Chen Yu touched his head, embarrassed to apologize to Feng Zi.
"That's it! This heroine is not a person with a small belly, it's good if you can understand, be your crazy person, after all, I have followed this heroine and worked for this heroine, and this heroine will not treat you badly!" Feng Zi waved her hand, very general-like, not only forgiven, but also made a promise, which can be described as benevolent and righteous.
"This scene is all happy, it's not easy to find a real madman, in order to celebrate, I invite everyone to play ball, male left and female right, just play Chen Er's left eyeball. Black Mist offered his own thoughts.
"I don't want it on the right side, I just like to fantasize about crazy people, it doesn't matter if I want to have eyes or not, since it's a ball, just cut off my head and kick it as a ball, I'll definitely have more fun. Chen Yu smiled like a child, and even explained to everyone the rules of the dream world and football games.
"Actually made so many rules for simply playing ball, just thinking about it makes me feel fun, you kid has some ability. Feng Zi was very emotional, maybe she could see a regular football game on the mainland in the future.
"Since you're so kind, you're welcome. Black Mist picked up the dagger and was about to make a move, when his big eyes rolled around, "It's better like this, after all, it's the ball on your body, you cut it yourself, this is more in line with the rules of normal people." ”
Chen Yu frowned, thought for a while, didn't understand, nodded and agreed, "Male left, female right, since I'm crazy, let's gouge out my right eye first!"
"You're pretty self-aware. ”
Black Mist handed the dagger to Chen Yu, Chen Yu was a little disgusted, there were actually three small openings on the dagger, and at first glance it was the leftover from the weapon store.
"Wait!"
Chen Yu aimed at his eyes, and was about to make a move when Feng Zi stopped him, "You didn't say that you have your right eye first, your left girlfriend, of course you are a madman who should gouge out your right eye first, don't make a mistake!"
"It seems that I'm even more crazy, and I can even distinguish between left and right, thank you heroine for correcting my mistakes. ”
Chen Yu felt that he should not be mistaken, but he couldn't believe the madman's thoughts, so he changed his other eye according to the heroine's instructions.
He has not dug out human eyes, not even fisheyes, as for how much power to use, Chen Yu thought for a long time and paid attention.
Holding the dagger upside down in his right hand, his eyes looked at the tip of the knife, slowly getting closer and closer, and he already touched the eyelashes, and he was able to gouge out the eyeballs immediately.
"No !!"
Xiaoji finally couldn't help it, and when he saw the black mist showing a hearty smile, he really couldn't control his emotions, and he had to wake up the beauty no matter what.
"No, stop it, you are not crazy, you are definitely not crazy, quickly turn your head, the black fog is laughing, and it is a mockery, it is a mockery, you have been deceived by him, my own dignity, and the identity of the lord of the underworld assure you, you are definitely not a madman, you must not be a madman!"
Chen Yu stopped his movements, and hurriedly turned his head, although the black fog tried his best to cover it, he could still see a little flaw, and he was indeed laughing.
"What the hell is going on, I'm not crazy, I'm crazy, should I believe myself or not, everyone says I'm crazy, I must be crazy! Don't fool the crowd, I'm just a madman......
Chen Yu was very angry and almost dug out the ball, but was stopped by an ugly monster with a crooked nose and slanted eyes.
Ignoring others, Chen Yu picked up the knife and poked it into his eyes decisively, as if he could already imagine the excited expressions of the people who played the ball next.
"It's not everyone, where is everyone, I'm also one of everyone, I said you're not crazy, it means that there is no everyone, there is no everyone, why do you think you're a madman!"
Xiaoji screamed as hard as he could, hoping to stop the beauty's behavior, and hated the black fog powerhouse even more.
Chen Yu woke up like a dream, the dagger came out of his hand and smashed on the ground, shaking his head desperately, he knew who he was, he knew what he was going to do, he saw some people's malicious smiles.
"Haha!! it's good to die of laughter, the amazing Chen Er, his mental power is so fragile, I used a little magic power, looking at the way you looked just now, it's really ridiculous!"
Sure enough, it was the Black Mist people who made the ghost, and the so-called little magic power should be able to influence people's thinking and judgment, otherwise with Chen Yu's two lives, it is impossible to be confused by this evil sect.
"Damn! What a fucking bad taste, play me like a monkey, if you have the ability, you can kill me quickly, don't give me any chance, or I'll kill you!"
"Want to die, want to die happily? Look at your expression now, it's so funny, I'm torturing you, slowly torturing you, so that your life is worse than death, as long as I look at your brat's miserable condition, I'm excited, I'm so excited, you're my only fun now, when I've had enough, I'll naturally kill you!"
Black Mist laughed, and with the Black Forest, it looked very weird.
"Hey, why don't I understand, little brother, are you crazy?" Feng Zi asked helplessly.
"You are a madman, listen to your name, Feng Zi and a madman, the pronunciation is exactly the same, you are not a madman, who are you!"
"Uh, it seems to be true, why didn't I find out before, my name is crazy, it's crazy, what do my parents mean, why do I call me crazy, it's so funny! My name is Feng Zi, I'm crazy! Wowhaha!"
Feng Zi knelt on the ground, pinched her waist and raised her head and laughed, looking quite satisfied with her name.
(End of chapter)