Chapter 138: What a great anchor
"Hey, you're still looking for me to sign an autograph, count yourself as a kid. ”
The battery girl didn't see Xie Lang's intentions at all, and thought that Xie Lang was lying down, deliberately proud like a peacock, the corners of her mouth were high, and said: "That's it, boy, pay the old lady 8,000, 7,000, this matter is settled." ”
"Ah, sister-in-law Qin, are you short of money? Oh, yes, I heard that Mr. Qin was arrested, and you can't make a movie! Damn, those guys who reported are so shameless, they are simply crazy!" Xie Lang replied in a non-compliant question.
"What's the matter??, my husband is at home now, who are you talking about, Mr. Qin?" The battery girl didn't react at all, and was stunned by Xie Lang.
"Wow, sister-in-law Qin, how can you be like this, although the husband and wife are originally birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes, but how long has Mr. Qin been arrested, you are looking for another gold owner?"
Xie Lang didn't care what the other party's reaction was, in front of all the onlookers at the scene, he said like a river: "Sister-in-law Qin, I started reading colorful novels at the age of five, and I started watching movies at the age of seven. However, more than ten years have passed, whether it is Mr. Hatata or Mr. Ozawa, as long as they take off their pants and don't have to look at their faces, I can recognize who it is~"
"But even though I have read countless films, I can't forget the blockbuster of the domestic "Mr. Qin's Field vs. Qin's Sister-in-law" that you performed! Yes, yes, there is also the last domestic dialogue "Mr. Qin's I Want Ten Times a Night" when Mr. Qin was arrested, which is really good. ”
"Sister-in-law Qin, are you serious about asking for ten times that night? And is it true that your Mr. Qin gave you ten times?"
"Whoop............
As soon as Xie Lang's words came out, he immediately caused an earthquake of no less than ten magnitude at the scene.
Everyone's eyes widened, looking at the shameless man and woman in front of them, openly promoting a certain piece of the street, and pointing.
",, it turns out that this woman is Sister-in-law Qin. ”
"Nima, she looks like this, I didn't thank you last time... Poof, no, I'm going to throw up. ”
"It's okay brother, if you're ugly, it's not ugly, turn off the lights. ”
"Shameless! These two are simply morally corrupt and insulting. ”
It's a wonderful scene.
Rao is the male driver of JEEP, but I didn't expect that this woman was actually a heroine who made a small movie?
Saying... is so ugly, it can't be that this little brother deliberately manipulated her, right?
For a while, all the onlookers crowded forward, trying to see this famous sister-in-law Qin more clearly.
And with Xie Lang's words, if the audience in the live broadcast room can't understand it, it is really a pure Xiaobai who can't be more pure.
"The dog is gentle or as obscene as ever, sassy routines, sassy operations!"
"666, anchor nickname: Dog Gentle. Pseudonym - Silent Tenderness, the most sassy author in the online literature industry, find out?"
"Looking back, digging! Yo, the ghost knife can't be seen when it's opened, it's moving, it's moving, it's in your hands...... Haha!The battery girl is uncomfortable~~"
"Yang Wei, don't look at it, you can't learn it!"
"Xiao Yan, Ye Fan, Tang San, and Lu Xiaoyu all step down, the anchor's commotion is something you can't imitate. ”
The audience watching the live broadcast laughed so much that it was like leaning forward and closing back.
Especially for those readers who are familiar with Xie Lang, it is no wonder that he can write such an obscene novel, which is inseparable from his own character.
"I finally understand why Gentle has always been single. ”
"Hahaha, what are you talking about upstairs, Gentle doesn't have a girlfriend?"
"Nonsense, such a sassy guy, which woman can stand it?"
"Hahahaha. ”
Looking back in reality, Xie Lang is still acting, "By the way, sister-in-law Qin, do you suggest that I ask some personal questions, after Mr. Qin was arrested, did you consider finding some little fresh meat to make a new small movie? For example, an anchor like me, sister-in-law Qin, I will tell you, I am an anchor with tens of thousands of popularity, as long as you are willing to make a movie with me, I guarantee that you can make a million nights!." ”
"Stinky Boy...... You...... What are you talking nonsense...... Whoever is going to make you a little movie, get out of the way. ”
The battery girl's eyes were so angry that she almost vomited blood, especially when so many people at the scene took a mobile phone to shoot herself, she immediately stood up, and then pushed the battery, and she didn't dare to continue to play tricks.
"Ahhh
"Sister-in-law Qin......" Xie Lang added fuel to the fire, hugging someone's arm.
"What do you want to do, stinky boy. The battery girl was so angry that her whole body was trembling, and she couldn't speak well.
"Sister-in-law Qin, you can't just stop because Mr. Qin was arrested, otherwise who will accompany me through countless long and lonely nights. ”
"Ding!"
Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for successfully touching porcelain, and rewarding porcelain-touching points +10! At present, the remaining porcelain-touching points are 210!
Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for touching a bronze porcelain party with poor acting skills, and rewarding the porcelain touching points +20!
Hearing the porcelain points rewarded by the system, Xie Lang showed a satisfied smile on his face.
Touch porcelain with me, the little prince touches porcelain, hum, do you know what it means to be invincible and really lonely?
"Sister-in-law Qin, don't go, it's okay, it's a big deal I'm wronged, I'll make a few small movies with you, although I can't give you ten times a night, but five times is not impossible. Xie Lang still shouted after him.
The way to deal with shameless people is to be more shameless than him!
Obviously, Xie Lang is the latter.
"I warn you, stinky boy, if you take another step forward, the old lady will call the police, you crazy person, crazy person!! The old lady doesn't want it, and the old lady won't touch your porcelain!!"
At this time, Xie Lang's whole person suddenly changed, and he looked at the battery girl, "If you dare to take another step forward, believe it or not, I smashed your battery?"
"You...... What do you want to do?" The battery girl noticed Xie Lang's cold eyes under the dog's hat, and couldn't help but shudder suddenly, looking at Xie Lang with wide eyes.
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room was shocked, and the barrage was full of question marks, dense.
, the dog is gentle and this operation?
In an instant, it was as if he had changed his person.
"Come back with me and apologize to the father and daughter just now, I won't pursue this matter!" Xie Lang said very seriously.
Well?
Look, look, what a great streamer this is!
Obviously, he was hit in order to save his father and daughter, and he is still gritting his teeth, ignoring the injuries on his body, grabbing the battery girl to apologize to his father and daughter.
This spirit of not giving up is so singing and crying, and how touching it is!
The audience who watched the live broadcast burst into tears in an instant.