Chu Lingxi persuaded the Demon Venerable to go to Baifu under the escort of the elite soldiers of the Yulin Army.

She is not simply idle and nosy, but intends to make friends with available people, Bai Brinckerhoff and Jing Yu are both true men who value love and righteousness, and they should be reciprocated by the grace of people, helping these two people get out of the predicament, which is a good deal to make sure and not lose.

Bai Cheng was already anxious and distressed, and when he saw the demon girl's posture of finding fault, he felt even more angry, but because of the many people around him, he couldn't scold him, and suppressed his anger and ordered the eviction: "The cold house is simple, and it is inconvenient to entertain the favorite concubine, please take care of yourself!"

Chu Lingxi glanced at the two rows of shiny armor and blind guards in front of the Xuanmen Gaohu, and said, "Being overly modest is tantamount to hypocrisy, this pomp is so embarrassed to call yourself a humble house, and let the Jinluan Hall for you to live in, okay?"

Bai Cheng didn't want to deal with her too much, so he asked word by word: "What is the noble matter of Concubine Liu?"

Chu Lingxi put on the shelf of a favorite concubine, and said in a tone: "This palace inherits the order of the lord, and I have come to save you from fire and water, and escort you for a smooth blind date." ”

Bai Cheng was angry: "Which big-mouthed bastard told you?"

"Men should get married, women should get married, human nature, don't be shy~"

Chu Lingxi looked like a female hooligan, and said, "You didn't expect that the blind date was doomed to fail, and you were afraid that I would see your jokes, right?"

"It's nonsense! Uncle, my Yushu is in the wind, graceful, loved by everyone, and the flowers bloom, so I don't need to worry about the salty radish and other miscellaneous people!"

"Then I have to follow you to open my eyes and see the heroic posture of Uncle Bai's love scene~"

The "master" in Bai Cheng's "uncle" is two tones, but Chu Lingxi changed it to a soft voice, as if talking about the sunset love of retired old cadres.

Bai Brinckerhoff is not the opponent of the demon girl, and strides forward with a stinky face.

Chu Lingxi had his own tricks, and he crossed his arms and commanded the entourage guards: "Go to Jing's house and find Jingyu to watch the excitement together." ”

Bai Cheng turned around with an angry face, crossed his waist with one hand, and pointed at the demon girl with the other hand in a daze, hating to destroy her with his mind, but after thinking about it, with Jingyu's temper, he would never be a boring spectator of other people's blind date banquets, so he didn't bother to argue anymore.

After all, he was still too naïve, sitting in the elegant bead curtain compartment on the second floor of the restaurant, and before he finished drinking a cup of oolong tea, he saw the demon girl coming with Jingyu.

"The name of the store is good, Ming Yuanxuan, it is a good place for blind dates when you hear it!"

Chu Lingxi did not change his high-profile nature, and joked while going upstairs, and his voice full of air suppressed the noisy and noisy voices of the drinkers, which went straight into Bai Cheng's ears.

"You..."

Bai Cheng took the case, and 10,000 alpacas galloped past in his heart, but he had to suppress his words and deeds, after all, Jing Yu didn't know the true identity of his favorite concubine Liu Chu, so he could only watch the two of them sit down at the next table.

An arrogant lady came accompanied by a matchmaker, and her generosity revealed a bit of arrogance in her eyes.

Chu Lingxi immediately asserted: "They have absolutely no fun, do you dare to gamble?"

Jing Yu refused to gamble that he would definitely lose: "If you don't gamble, you can see that they are not a good match at all." ”

The matchmaker is clever like a spring, and her mouth is like a hanging river, and she forcibly makes up cp according to the routine, first introduces the eight generations of the woman's ancestors, and then talks about the man's ancestors for ten generations, and finally comes to the conclusion that one is a famous lady of a scholarly family, and the other is a young hero of a handsome family.

After a big chase pulled around, the matchmaker with a big mole on her face withdrew, and the atmosphere changed from cliché to embarrassment.

Bai Cheng has always been clumsy in front of the girl, but he doesn't want to be looked down upon by the demon girl and the opponent Jingyu, so he forcibly chats awkwardly: "I don't know what Miss Qi's hobbies are?"

Miss Gui's phoenix eyes were lowered, arrogant and cold: "Poetry and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting." ”

Bai Brinckerhoff is good at martial arts and is not good at writing, and he can't find any breakthrough entry point on this topic, so he can only politely compliment: "She is worthy of being a talented woman who is famous in the demon world... Admire under ... Admire..."

He asked another question: "What does Miss Qi like to eat?"

Miss Gui recited poems and lyrics, with twists and turns: "Snow foam milk flowers float in the afternoon, and artemisia shoots try the spring plate, and the taste of the world is refreshing." ”

Parsons Brinckerhoff was petrified in an instant, completely unsure of how to answer.

Chu Lingxi's cultural level was even lower, and the second monk was confused, threw down his chopsticks, and looked up the recipe: "What... What... What did she say? Is there a dish with a name longer than an old lady's footcloth?"

The poisonous tongue Jingyu hit the nail on the head: "Hypocritical lovers love to eat hypocritical dishes, I don't know what to say!"

There is no most embarrassing, only more embarrassing, this restaurant sells dog meat with a sheep's head, the wine is as light as water, the food tastes ordinary, focusing on the poetry club's set of sour literary and artistic style, and the literati and ink writers of the fragrant fan towel are drunk and angry, and invite the audience to fight poetry.

Chu Lingxi was confused: "I've played fighting and dog fighting, what the hell is fighting poetry?"

A white-faced scholar stepped onto the high platform and said in a low voice: "Xiaosheng is not talented, throwing bricks and leading jade-spring hatred and autumn sorrow are all self-provoking." ”

"It turned out to be a poem, a piece of cake!"

Chu Lingxi suddenly realized, closed his eyes and shook his head and thought for a moment, and then opened his mouth and became a peerless sentence: "Summer is sleepy and winter is lacking, love to nap!"

This poetry has reached a new level, Jingyu choked on a sip of wine and coughed incessantly.

Chu Lingxi patted him on the back and boasted to himself: "My aunt's literary brilliance makes women spray rice and men squirt wine!"

Jing Yu cautiously dodged to avoid her hand, and the arrogant posture of the demon goddess of war when she was arrogant and arrogant inexplicably appeared in her mind, and the fox spirit pet concubine in front of her was quite similar to it.

When Bai Brinckerhoff was in the army, he loved to compose oil poems for entertainment, and his level was slightly higher than that of the demon girl, but in this case, he really couldn't speak, his face was black and red, if he held a green dragon glaive knife, he could directly replace the statue of Guan Gongcai, the god of wealth at the door.

Everyone showed their talents, and Miss Gui was no exception, whispering to the maid, and conveyed from her mouth: "Spring hatred and autumn sorrow are all self-provoking, who is the beauty of the flower and the moon." ”

Miss Gui is well-known in the world of poetry and talents, and she immediately won full applause.

Chu Lingxi was quite unconvinced: "The narcissistic acid poems that Gu Fang appreciates are not at the same level as my aunt's realist masterpieces!"

Another scholar came up with a question - "Fate comes and goes, fate is like water." ”

Chu Lingxi reproduced the masterpiece: "Eat and eat, you can't get enough!"

Miss Gui frowned slightly, sneered and sneered unceremoniously, and said: "The clouds and clouds are all love." ”

Chu Lingxi is a dignified little demon king in the demon world, how can he be willing to suffer the loss in front of him, give full play to the wind of tearing the high-ranking king, and scold people without spitting out dirty words: "The fate is like water, dull and boring, the love is like a cloud, the wind blows away, I sincerely wish you can get this good fate like water and wind." ”

Miss Gui angrily asked, "Why do you hurt people!"

Jing Yu assisted at the right time, and glanced at the generals of the Royal Forest Army who were guarding the door.

In an instant, more than 30 heavily armed soldiers broke into the door with great momentum, and the weak scholars were all frightened and their legs trembled.

Miss Jiaorougui barely stood firm with the help of the maid, she was born in the family of the official eunuch, and guessed her identity when she saw this pomp: "You are... Is it the Venerable Concubine Liu!?"

Chu Lingxi shook his sleeves domineeringly: "You are disrespectful to this palace, what crime should you be guilty of?"

Bai Brinckerhoff was worried that the matter would be big, so he hurriedly said: "There is a misunderstanding, why bother to investigate." ”

Chu Lingxi scolded Miss Gui fiercely: "Do you plan to continue to stay here to obstruct the eyes of the palace?"