This game without gunpowder smoke has not yet begun, and it feels full of gunpowder.

Everyone in the class couldn't wait to see how fierce this battle between teachers and students was?

She was recognized as an 'old witch' in her third year of high school, notoriously difficult and terrible, and she was also cautious, and she was most worried about losing face.

Lin Fan stood upright, his eyes were empty, showing the confidence that the Son of Heaven should have, while Qi Yanyan was angry and very annoyed.

"It would be a waste of time to re-test again, so I'll ask you on the spot about your knowledge of the language, and if you can answer it, I'll admit that you didn't cheat. Qi Yanyan said.

"What does it mean to admit that I didn't cheat? I was originally relying on my own ability, and you insisted on saying that I cheated. Lin Fan asked rhetorically.

"And what do you want to do?"

Lin Fan looked at Qi Yanyan directly, a trace of strangeness flashed in his eyes, and he was stared at by a young and strong young man, Qi Yanyan subconsciously hugged his chest.

And Lin Fan said something that was so angry that he couldn't pay for his life, and said, "Teacher, don't worry, I'm not interested in old women with sagging breasts and early menopause." ”

Burst!

Many people almost choked to death without taking a breath, Lin Fan's words directly made many boys in the class laugh back and forth, when did this waste become so funny?

"You ......"

Qi Yanyan was so angry that she stomped her feet, but she couldn't help him, she suppressed her anger and said coldly: "You haven't said what you want me to do?"

"It's very simple, the teacher wronged his students, if it proves that I am innocent, I want the teacher to shout loudly in front of everyone, 'I was wrong, I wronged Lin Fan', how about it?!"

"No problem, but what if you're cheating?" Qi Yanyan readily agreed, and then asked rhetorically.

"In the same way, I would shout in front of the whole class, 'I'm cheating, it's my dead duck's mouth that makes the teacher ugly.'" Lin Fan said.

"Okay, let's get started. ”

A group of people who eat melons are looking at jokes, of course, everyone including Yao Xingxing's friends is not optimistic about Lin Fan, how could he become the first in the class overnight?

Looking at the past and present, there is absolutely no existence, unless he is an immortal.

Du Fu, as the most famous modernist poet of the Tang Dynasty, has a dark side that reflects the world in his pen, but also has his uninhibited and chic side, and "The Song of the Thatched House Broken by the Autumn Wind" is one of the representative works. Qi Yanyan said that as a Chinese teacher, before the question is asked, it is always inevitable to use cumbersome language prefixes to show his cultural profundity.

"Please recite all the poems of "The Song of the Thatched House Broken by the Autumn Wind". ”

This poem is not too difficult for a scholar, but for a scumbag, it is undoubtedly a fatal existence.

After the teacher came up with the question, everyone turned their eyes to Lin Fan, but when they saw Lin Fan, he closed his eyes and fell into silence, which immediately caused an uproar among everyone.

And Qi Yanyan showed a hint of pride on her face, this is not a difficult problem, and Lin Fan couldn't answer, thinking of Lin Fan's appearance of being ugly, she couldn't help but feel happy in her heart.

However......

There was silence for about half a minute, and just when everyone thought that Lin Fan couldn't answer, he opened his eyes and suddenly read: "The August autumn high wind roared, rolling up the triple thatch on my house." Mao flies across the river and sprinkles the suburbs of the river, the high one hangs on the long forest tops, and the lower one floats to sink the pond pass. The children of Nancun bullied me for being old and powerless,......"

This poem is not long, but it is not long, through Lin Fan's mouth, he recited it without hurry, his words were clear, and the words were clear and clear.

Yao Xingxing, who was on the side, was wide-eyed, full of astonishment, and secretly shocked in his heart: ", when did this guy learn this poem?"

Usually, the two of them, in addition to sleepwalking Zhou Gong in class, are discussing the more boobs of the girl in the school, which can be said to carry out the word 'dick' to the end.

Not to mention memorizing poems, I can't write.

Others also looked at Lin Fan incredulously, how could people who slept in class every day and didn't listen to lectures memorize Du Fu's eternal poems?

In a state of astonishment and surprise, Lin Fan ignored it completely, continued to recite, and finally finished with a sentence: "There are thousands of mansions in Ande, and the cold people in the world are happy! Whew! When I suddenly see this house in front of me, it is enough for me to freeze to death alone!"

Silence, silence,......

In the dead silence, everyone fell into silence, for the top students, it is not a problem, but for the scumbags, it is as difficult as the sky.

Even Qi Yanyan didn't expect Lin Fan to really be able to answer.

After Lin Fan finished answering, Qi Yanyan's smile disappeared, she didn't say anything, and continued to ask: ""As the key point of the college entrance examination, "A Fang Gongfu" is a compulsory focus of the college entrance examination, and on the syllabus, students are required to memorize the full text and recite the whole text. ”

"A Fang Gong Fu" has a lot of words, it is a very difficult classical Chinese, its language is obscure, it is a piece of ancient satire of the present, not to mention Lin Fan, even if there are many people in the class who study well, they can't do it.

Just when everyone thought he couldn't do it, Lin Fan didn't hesitate, and immediately opened his mouth: "Six kings, four seas and one, Shushan Wu, A Fang out." Covering more than 300 miles, isolated from the sky. Lishan is constructed in the north and folds in the west, and goes straight to Xianyang. The two rivers dissolve and flow into the palace wall. Five steps to the first floor, ten steps to a pavilion. ……”

Just like the previous round, Lin Fan's words are round, not slow or urgent, and the speed of speech is moderate, this classical Chinese with nearly 800 words is enough to discourage many people and feel extremely difficult.

However, in Lin Fan's opinion, it was just a pediatric, and he recited it smoothly without the slightest hesitation.

In the end, Lin Fan said: "...... , the Qin people are imtimeless (self-mourning, and later generations mourning. Later generations mourn and do not learn from it, and it also makes future generations mourn for future generations. ”

Someone even found out the textbook and checked whether he had memorized it wrong, but their approach was undoubtedly in vain, because Lin Fan did not read a word wrong, and his answer was completely correct.

If the first time he took shit luck and happened to memorize the poem, how can he explain it the second time?

Qi Yanyan's expression changed greatly, vaguely, she had a bad feeling, her face was slightly gloomy, she didn't say anything, and continued to ask the question: "Recite the whole "Preface to King Teng's Pavilion". ”

If "A Fang Gong Fu" can be called an article through the ages, then Wang Bo's "Preface to King Teng's Pavilion" can definitely be called "a unique one in the ages", looking at the five thousand years of China, it can be said that there are very few articles comparable to "Preface to King Teng's Pavilion".

An article has influenced thousands of years, throughout the ancient and modern times, only Wang Bo can do it.

"What? The whole text of King Teng's Pavilion Preface, the old witch is crazy, right?" Yao said happily, not to mention reciting the whole text, even if he was holding a textbook and reading it aloud, it would be a problem.

Its Chinese characters are even more condescending, and they are not much more reckless than the "Classic of Mountains and Seas".

It was the same as the second time, Lin Fan opened his mouth and said, "Yuzhang Ancient County, Hongdu New Mansion." The stars are divided into wings, and the ground is connected to Henglu. The three rivers and the five lakes are controlled, and the Ouyue is controlled. Wuhua Tianbao, the ruins of the dragon light shooting bull fight;......"

I didn't even think about it, and to put it bluntly, it was like an imprint in my bones.

Lin Fan stood upright, as if he was possessed by a scholar, and countless people's eyes widened, their eyes widened, and for a while, it was difficult to express the emotional thoughts in their hearts.

But seeing that the word "shock" was written on everyone's faces, and the stunned faces couldn't close their mouths in shock, at this moment, they really couldn't find any words to describe the mood here.

"What does the bed mean in the poem 'Moonlight in front of the bed'?"

"Fence on the well platform. ”

"What is the origin of the 'Ruzi Cow' in the Ruzi Cow?"

"The Left Biography: Six Years of Mourning the Father"

"In ancient times, what are the three media?

"The three matchmakers, the matchmaker hired by the man, the matchmaker hired by the woman, and the intermediary matchmaker who matches the two parties; ”

……

Subsequently, Qi Yanyan can be said to have done everything she could to use everything she had learned in her life, however, without exception, Lin Fan came as soon as she opened her mouth, did not hesitate at all, and answered all correctly.

And every time she asks questions, it gets more and more difficult.

At first, it was just the knowledge in the textbook, but later, she directly asked Lin Fan to recite the content of the university Chinese, how could she admit defeat when she was better than her face? No matter what, Lin Fan must be tested, otherwise she will not be able to hang her face.

……

However, everything she did was in vain, Lin Fan was like a plug-in, not only answered correctly, but also attached various translations of ancient Chinese, and her cultural attainments had surpassed her as a language teacher.

Qi Yanyan doubted her life when she came out of the question, and the others were even more dazed.

Zhang Chaoyang, the top student in the class, couldn't understand what Lin Fan was saying at all, because his language knowledge was too lacking to keep up with Lin Fan's speed.

At this time, there was a whisper of discussion in the class, and they were all amazed and shocked, when did Lin Fan become so awesome? Those poems and songs from the past and present are all incomprehensible, as if they had written themselves.

Yao Xingxing slapped himself in the face, suffered pain for a while, and grinned: "Damn, it's not a dream, it's real." Fanzi, this guy can't be hanging, right?

At this time, Qi Yanyan looked at Lin Fan, her face was hard to see, after a series of questions, Lin Fan's strength had been confirmed, but she had a good face, how could she easily admit defeat?

So, she said: "The last question, if you can answer it, I will admit defeat." ”

"Let's get the question out. ”

"Recite the entire "Five Thousand Essays of Lao Tzu". ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was at a loss, everyone looked at each other, and some people even asked: "What is Lao Tzu's five thousand words?"

"Tao Te Ching. ”

Zhang Chaoyang, a scholar, said that he only knew the name, but he couldn't memorize the whole article.

"What?!" everyone was shocked.

Don't talk about the whole article, I don't even know what the Tao Te Ching says, it is estimated that there is no one in the entire Weicheng who can memorize it, Qi Yanyan This is a typical difficult Lin Fan.

But Lin Fan said a sentence that was not shocking, he said: "What's so difficult about reciting the whole text, I can not only memorize it, but also memorize it backwards." ”

Wow!!

When he said this, the whole class was in an uproar.