Chapter Seventy-Eight: A Good Show
"Chopping wood, chopping wood, who's the girl?"
Mo Yifu was knocked unconscious, and he didn't know what Lu Xiaoju was talking about.
"Shmm~ Look!"
Following the direction of Lu Xiaoju's finger, he saw Liao Mei, the ghost guy who was sitting cross-legged on the ground with green smoke on her head, and her appearance changed again, as if she would also change like seventy-two.
The original image of a light mature woman with a convex and backward curved gradually collapsed, the fat on the chest slowly became smaller and flattened, the meat on the buttocks gradually disappeared, and even the whole body became thinner.
It's a pity that Liao Mei is busy shouting and begging now, and she can't stand up at all.
"Ah...... Daxian spares his life, the slave and the maid don't know Mount Tai with their eyes, and offend your majesty! Please treat me as a fart, let me go, don't accept me!"
"Ah...... Slaves and maids can be cows and horses, warm beds and warm hearts, please let me go! Baocheng Thousands of ghosts are available for you to enjoy~"
Mo Yifu glanced at the red leaves, the slave already has one!
"Ah...... Don't force me to blow myself up!"
"Ah...... Daxian, I know it's wrong, please spare me death, I've only grown to this point with great difficulty!"
"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h
Liao Mei wailed to herself, but her voice became weaker and weaker, and her whole body fell to the ground, slowly curling up in a ball.
However, the fierce shouting still woke up several people who had been unconscious before.
Da Zhuang rubbed his eyes and crawled out from under the table, and with a flick of his body, he jumped to Mo Yifu's side.
"What's the matter, who's screaming, crying, crying? Hey, annoying, who is this little daughter-in-law, what's the trouble?
Lin Tong also leaned over and glared at Da Zhuang. Then snuggled up to Mo Yi's annoying shoulder and looked at him quietly, although he didn't say anything, there must be a reason for him.
Such an ugly female ghost, how could my brother accept it?
Hongye leaned against the corner of the wall, staring at Liao Mei's miserable situation with wide eyes, as if he wanted to write down every subtle movement and expression, and take it out to reminisce when he was okay in the future, it must have a special taste.
Thinking about her majesty when she appeared in the last episode, I can't help but sigh: The master is worthy of being the master, and the previous weak chicken was definitely deliberately pretended!
Mo Yian, who was worshiped as a god by others, just quietly watched Liao Mei slowly become thin and did not answer Da Zhuang's question.
He was immersed in his mind, and he had been communicating with Lu Xiaojuan unilaterally, thinking that she could hear his accusations.
At this moment, Lu Xiao was sentenced to an invisible state, and the others did not see her. I don't know what to play like this, anyway, it's all the little girl's mind, and I can't figure it out, so let it go.
In the eyes of others, Mo Yifu suddenly became arrogant and cold, ignoring everyone, even Lin Tong gently rubbed his hair, his earlobes, his nostrils, he didn't feel anything, he was still arrogant and quiet.
Just when everyone thought that he would be quiet all the time, he suddenly moved, almost overturning Lin Tong. Lin Tong stomped his feet and glanced at his back hatefully.
"Nasty~"
Mo Yifu came directly to Liao Mei and turned her over curled up, as if she was flipping a king.
Sizzle~
It makes people gasp!
Liao Mei was lying there like a king or a dead dog at most, only to find that it was simply a broken rotten tomato!
The original appearance is completely unclear, and now the situation is that Liao Mei's facial features are moving, or dancing, a girl for a while, a young woman for a while, and a mature woman for a while, but without exception, the expression is very painful.
This made Da Zhuang, who followed him to take a look first out of curiosity, and his expression was also very painful.
After watching it for less than three seconds, I actually felt like I couldn't find my face. Hurry up and find a place to relax.
But the strange thing is that Liao Mei never begged for mercy again despite the pain.
The judge's pen flashed with golden light, appearing in Mo Yifu's hand, the words "judge" at the end of the pen barrel became clearer and clearer, and a blue line traveled around along the pen shaft, as if he wanted to break through the confinement.
Mo Yifu squatted down, lifted Liao Mei's hair with his left hand, and without paying attention, he actually took it off, and the withered yellow hair slipped down from his fingers. Hair loss is severe.
I had to press her to the ground with my hands, although she didn't even seem to have the strength to move now, but for the sake of safety, it was better to fix her head!
Lu Xiaoju rode on Mo Yifu's head, waved his little hand, and shouted loudly: "Come on, come on, you can ~ be yourself!"
Laughing miserably, Mo Yifu raised the judge's pen high, as if it was holding a mountain peak, and then waved it down heavily.
"Chopping Wood and !!"
When the judge's pen was about to fall, a golden light shot out from the tip of the pen, like a scimitar, slashing heavily through Liao Mei's neck, cutting through the flesh and bones, and a head like a leaky hydrogen balloon, biu~ and flew away.
As if he had exhausted all the strength of his body, Mo Yifu knelt on one knee after slashing, his right hand still maintained the chopping motion, and his eyes looked away lightly.
Da Zhuang and Lin Tong exclaimed in surprise! The latter covered his mouth heavily, committing murder during the day, a little ruthless!
"Wow...... Yes...... It's over, it's murderous?"
Mo Yi was in ecstasy in his heart, he had just done a long time of psychological construction, he knew that he was shouldering some kind of responsibility, he would encounter a lot of trouble, meet a lot of annoying people, and even kill people and ghosts more than once!
"It's unfortunate that I can only sharpen my knife with you!"
Just now, short and pleasant!
When the real sense of blow reaches the judge's pen, the pen cuts into the flesh like a sharp blade, cutting the shackles. But the head is like a ball in the hand of a naughty child, and it keeps rolling forward, and the child wants to catch it, but he wants to choose a new ball.
He kept moving simply to savor the exhilaration, and even began to look forward to the next cut.
"Cut, it's boring~ I thought you would have weak legs and scared to pee! It's okay, I'm leaving!"
Lu Xiaojuan made a casual move, and Liao Mei's skull spun around, slowly shrinking, and turned into a blue bead.
Momiji's eyes froze, and he was about to pounce excitedly, but he found that the beads had disappeared and evaporated directly in front of his eyes. But she seemed to hear a faint rattling sound, perhaps an auditory hallucination.
"The soul power has weakened, and even the senses have been dulled. Momiji stood there, his footsteps moving a little.
"Hey, hey, you're going to play a game again? Can't you stop for a moment after eating Xuanmai? I'll just ask you, is my action just now handsome?
"Handsome! Brother is the most handsome and best~"
Lu Xiaoju gnawed on the blue beads and left, and he squatted on the ground to ask such foolish questions.
And the latter sentence "handsome or not" accidentally changed from a voiceover to a dialogue, but was perfectly caught by Lin Tong, who came up, and the embarrassment did not fall to the ground.
Lin Tong hugged Mo Yifu's back tightly, as if holding a basket of hot air balloons, if you want to fly, I will fly with you, you ask if you are handsome, do you still need to ask this kind of question, it is simply handsome......
Mo Yifu knew that he had lost his words, so he quickly accepted the POSE and hugged Lin Tong in his arms.
Liao Mei, the headless original ghost guy on the ground, slowly deflated like a leaky doll, shrunk smaller and smaller, and finally became a palm-sized thing. Like a little doll.
Mo Yifu picked it up, looking at this doll, his face was flat and his chest was flat, and his clothes were still red and green, so he felt a little unsightly.
"Tong'er, do you want this thing?"
"Don't, don't want anything, as long as you!" Lin Tong buried his head in Mo Yifu's chest, and all he felt was a violent heartbeat, and as for the rest, he didn't even look at it.
He held the doll and looked around for the trash can.
This home is now a mess, and it is difficult to find a trash can to throw it away, but Hongye Shi Shiran came over.
"Master, I'll help you lose it?"
"Oh, good!"
Momiji took the doll, turned around and walked to the kitchen, and looked back at the owner, who was still lingering with his girlfriend.
"Heh~ Master!"
While the owner wasn't paying attention, Momiji raised his head and grinned, stuffed the doll vertically into it, and moved his throat and went down.
Then his body shook and he seemed to be very comfortable.
And in the corner of the kitchen, Da Zhuang, who was looking for his face in pain, suddenly found that there was still some soup in a bowl, which may be the leftover from cooking white chopped chicken before, and he just wanted to drink it when he served it.
I didn't expect to see such a good show!
"Swallow the doll raw?"