Chapter 9: Serious nonsense
On the afternoon of the next day, after Xie Lang returned home after taking a professional class, he immediately started the second live broadcast of his career.
This has just started, and there are already dozens of readers and viewers, who are already waiting for him in Xie Lang's live broadcast room.
"Finally the live broadcast started, I'll go, the dog is waiting for you so hard. β
"Dog gentle, I said your sister, is your kid floating, or Lao Tzu can't lift the knife, you don't write well, and open live broadcasts all day long to cheat gifts. β
"Hey, puppies... Bah... Irons, did anyone hear what I said?"
As soon as Xie Lang started the live broadcast, he found that he was in the dozens of people in the live broadcast room, and he did not show his face.
"Dog gentle, who are you scolding?"
"Anchor, I heard that you are from Donghai, which district of Donghai City do you say? Tell me the address, I promise not to send you a blade. β
"Dog Gentle heard that you are going to touch porcelain live today, right, how about taking me one??"
"Yes, yes, bring water friends to touch porcelain!"
"Anchor, what do you think of last night's live broadcast of Lord KING. β
"The dog is gentle, do you think you are handsome or KING!"
Looking at the barrage, Xie Lang secretly laughed in his heart.
Dogs, in fact, the KING in your mouth is also Lao Tzu, hahaha, no one can think of it, right?
"Alas, alas, dogs, though my dog is gentle... Hello, who dares to call me a gentle dog, I'm going to use "privileges". β
"Dog gentle! dog gentle!"
"You are a gentle dog, and you dare to call us dogs. β
was used to being called gentle by readers, and Xie Lang almost got used to this nickname that made people laugh and cry.
Looking at a few barrages in the live broadcast room, Xie Lang said with a smile: "Although you haven't seen me gentle and handsome, but I have been handsome in the online literary industry for many years, what kind of thing is KING, and you still call him KING?
As Xie Lang's words fell, the live broadcast room suddenly quieted down.
Whether it is readers who like Xie Lang or some trolls who smear him, they all look at the dark live broadcast room screen speechlessly.
This dog is gentle, so fucking shameless!
"The dog is gentle and still shameless as always, there is such a brazen guy in the world, I don't accept it. β
"Wow...... I'm a passer-by fan, and I found a shameless anchor and paid attention. β
"Haha, you can boast so confidently that you are the first handsome in the online literature industry, and you don't dare to show up, you are the last faceless anchor I have ever seen in my life, there is no one!"
Xie Lang changed his outfit, and saw that the live broadcast room was full of popularity from hundreds to thousands, from thousands to thousands, and said inside: "The new audience pays attention to go a wave. Anchor: I'm a web author... At the same time, the name was written with ........." a large wave of Amway advertisements.
"At the same time, I am also the host of an outdoor live broadcast, in the next time, I will show you how to skillfully use the identity of a foreigner to meet foreign friends, and let foreign friends look at our Great Celestial Empire. β
After speaking, Xie Lang pointed the camera at himself.
And suddenlyβ
The viewers who watched the live broadcast suddenly dilated their pupils.
After seeing Xie Lang's not unfamiliar face, he was stunned.
Why is it not too unfamiliar??
Because, very familiar, very familiar.
", Wind Swordman?"
"Nima, happy wind boy Yasuo??"
Seeing Xie Lang's "appearance" in the live broadcast room...
Suddenly, the popularity of the live broadcast room once rose to more than 50,000 people, and one barrage after another began to occupy Xie Lang's live broadcast room.
"I'll go, dog gentle, are you a COS happy wind man today?"
"Sao, the dog is gentle, you are really dripping. β
"Sure enough, the dog gently fulfilled his mantra - not to shock the world with handsomeness, but to shock the world with coquettishness!"
This image ...... 999β¦ Send you three 9s, it's just 6 over. β
Looking at it, Xie Lang's image at this time is very similar to the "Wind Sword Hero" in the League of Legends.
In addition to his face still being covered by a dog's head hat, he learned Yasuo to take a fake big ponytail, with black and vertical hair tied at the back of his head, dressed as a swordsman, and his figure looked very tall and slender, not rough.
Xie Lang ignored the barrage, and thought to himself: Specially, the tasks of the porcelain touching system have shown that not only can we not discredit the image of my Great Heavenly Empire, but also have to touch porcelain to convince foreign friends.
Nima, the one with a difficult mission, I'm desperate too.
Since I can't lose the image of my Great Heavenly Empire, there is only one way, Lao Tzu pretending to be RI himself, this should be no problem, right?
Xie Lang continued: "This time I have to complete a live porcelain encounter, I am going to touch a foreign friend, and I can't reveal my identity as a Chinese yet. β
Just when Xie Lang said in the live broadcast room that he had completed this task challenge, many people came to the live broadcast room.
As soon as I entered the live broadcast room of the dog gentle, I saw the dog being gentle wearing the clothes of a happy man??"
"I'll go, is the anchor a die-hard fan of Swift Wind Jianhao, and so am I. If you don't update, be careful of me Hasa KI, take your dog's life!"
"Be careful of the anchor, dare to touch porcelain foreigners, be careful of being beaten. β
"Dog gentle and quick update to give the anchor a plane - update, don't anchor anymore, or I'll send you a blade!"
"The dog is gentle and too eunuch, and he gave the anchor 10,000 fish balls - the anchor, you broke off again yesterday, how can you compensate us?"
Seeing that many readers gave gifts, Xie Lang was very happy.
Although there is not much popularity in the live broadcast room now, and he is not a big anchor, as long as someone is willing to give him a gift, even if it is a dollar or a fish ball, it is a recognition and support for himself.
It's like writing it myself, especially if you work hard to code words for more than ten hours every day, but as soon as it hits the shelves, only 80 people subscribe in 24 hours.
In this way, after working hard all day every day, except for the electricity bill, I can't earn a pack of cigarettes, and it's very hard.
Looking at the gift share of the live broadcast platform, the revenue is 55 shares.
An airplane is 100 fast, divided into 50 yuan, and this time you will get 50 yuan.
Now it seems that live broadcast is much more profitable than writing, and it doesn't take much effort to brag a few bulls in the live broadcast room every day.
I also wrote a hairy one, just touch the porcelain live broadcast every day!
"Thank you...... Thank you all for the gift. In fact, the content of my live broadcast is to spread positive energy to everyone... That's right, I just want to use a porcelain touching as the purpose to tell everyone all kinds of porcelain touching in real life, what should we do when we meet someone who touches porcelain, first we have to see if the other party is acting..."
"Of course, it is not excluded that there is a porcelain gang~ In this case, we must pay attention to the safety of our lives. β
Saying that, Xie Lang walked out of the community, bragging all the way.
"666, learned. β
"The anchor is serious nonsense, I actually believed it. β
"For Mao, I think the anchor is not spreading positive energy, but like tricking us into going out to touch porcelain??"
β2333333γ β
(End of chapter)