Chapter 146: College Athletes
Li Jiaming never expected that he casually asked "brother-in-law, your sister" to create a popular buzzword across the country.
On the 23rd, Chen Hui, a criminal suspect who operated four illegal erotic websites, published more than 40,000 pictures, 929 articles, and 125 videos, with a total of 600,000 registered members, and a cumulative number of more than 1,100 clicks, and a personal illegal profit of more than 10 yuan, because the click index exceeded 25 times the index specified in the judicial interpretation, which was an extremely serious crime of "disseminating obscene and pornographic materials for profit", and was sentenced to life imprisonment in accordance with the law, which is the second heaviest sentence after the death penalty, and confiscated 100,000 yuan of illegal gains.
As soon as this incident came out, it immediately exploded in the online world, and the news comment area, forum, and post bar of the portal website were full of posts such as "This still doesn't let people live?", "Isn't this depriving netizens of entertainment activities?", "What about the good landlord and good people who say that their lives are safe?".
There is even a guy who is looking for death by himself to leave a message saying: "There is no end to 125 films, I'll see how many are in my hard drive, the system is still counting, it should be more than 500......"
And then it never went on the line again.
On the campus forum of this Lu University, this matter also caused a continuous and fierce discussion, so that at the school sports meeting that opened the next day, there was a perverted 5000-meter run that broke the school sports record and the provincial record, and the news that he easily won the gold medal was not paid much attention.
On the forum, the 408 boys' swiping of "Your sister indefinitely!
There is no need for others to explain, many people "your sister!" The combination of the two words "your sister!" is an exclamation point, and they immediately understand that they associate it with the National Missile Defense System (nmD) and nano (nm), and then apply what they have learned to use this "more civilized, will not be ** tone particle" to all places that need to express strong feelings.
As for the news post "Atletico of the School of Information broke the provincial record and easily won the gold medal in the men's 5000-meter run, and the registered Luma is expected to achieve good results", who cares except for the leaders of the School of Information and the student reporters of the college?
Even Atletico themselves didn't care, winning the 5000m gold medal was a complete accident, and although he deliberately suppressed the results, he still accidentally soared.
Atletico's current energy reserves can only ensure that the E7U can run high-energy-consuming computing projects for a maximum of 20 minutes a day, and it must be divided into more than three times, and a single run can only support about 10 minutes. However, these energy reserves are enough for him to run a standard marathon of 42,195 meters, and a 5,000-meter marathon is naturally not a problem.
However, these energy reserves are converted into electricity, in fact, there are only about five kilowatt-hours of electricity, which is only five yuan of electricity, and Atletico Madrid has been looking for a safe and usable "charging" method, but now it only has a little clue, and there are no phased results.
As a result, he can only accumulate energy by eating a large amount of high-energy and easy-to-digest food, which causes him to eat for more than three hours a day, becoming a veritable rice bucket. If you want to increase your food intake, not to mention whether it will cause tooth soreness, numbness, stomach distension, intestinal infarction, chrysanthemum pain, just the question of where to forage for food outside the meal can worry him to death, you can't directly insert the gastric tube and directly fill glucose syrup, right?
Now Atletico not only understands why the superheroes in cartoons and comics always wait until the bad guys hit the door before tearing off their suits and casual clothes with one hand, revealing the eye-catching red and blue tights inside, and after defeating the enemy, they never "should chase the poor and not sell their fame", but sit back and watch the enemy leave "I'll be back!" (I'llbeback. Then the reason why the last flash of the last flash is that the protagonist's energy reserves are insufficient, and there is no remaining energy, so there is naturally no "leftover".
At the same time, he also understands why the giant panda's scientific name is the big panda, "the bite force is second only to the polar bear, and the same as the brown bear; the running speed can exceed the maximum speed of the flying man Liu Pingdi in the mountains at an altitude of 2,000 meters; it can climb a tree of more than 20 meters; it can play with three or four wolves as a cushion; such a creature actually makes a living by selling cuteness?!"
There is no other reason, bamboo is full of all kinds of "dietary fiber" that does not have much nutrition, and it is not easy to use it when you accumulate fat.
There are two "vegetarian" strange animals in the carnivores, one of which is the big panda that eats bamboo, that is, the giant panda, and the other is the dog, a good friend of humans. There are many ways to distinguish a dog from a wolf, but there is a very common difference, that is, wolves can only eat meat, while dogs can live by eating starchy foods.
In this sense, the giant panda and the dog are a model of Buddhism to "put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha...... Journey to the West should not be arranged for monkeys, wild boars, and white horses to be the roles of the scripture learning team, but should be for dogs and giant pandas.
Well, that's just the nonsense of the 408 boys at a certain sleeper meeting.
Because there are countless materials in the head, even if the lights are turned off and the network is disconnected, it is possible to view the "CTA Encyclopedia" offline, and every time there is a talk, Atletico Madrid often acts as a data extractor for both sides of the debate. Regardless of the arguments put forward by both sides, he is able to provide appropriate or close arguments to support them.
Now the other three people of 408 have become accustomed to Atletico's role in the talk, usually the three of them chatting and discussing on their own, and only summoning Atletico to make a big move to end the topic when necessary.
In the last week of November, although most of the topics of the Sleeper Talk began with the most popular "June Day" and "School Sports Meeting" in recent times, according to the tradition of the Sleepy Talk, the topic replies will be all kinds of crooked buildings, and by the time everyone sleeps and gradually falls asleep, the topic has already changed to nowhere.
It doesn't matter if it's crooked, just have a good chat. However, the 408 Reclining Talk tradition showed signs of decay and extinction just three months after it was established, and within half an hour of lights out, the dormitory was already quiet.
It's all to blame Atletico for sending them a few bee music pillows to try out, and at the same time collect suggestions for upgrades and improvements.
Lying on the bed, listening to the vague and strange "music" coming from the pillow, and smelling the strange aroma between the noses, the person's consciousness quickly became trance. Originally, there were only three speakers in the dormitory meeting without Atletico Madrid's active participation, and if one of the three was asleep, the remaining two would be embarrassed to continue talking, and after a while, the dormitory would be full of soft snoring.
The dormitory fell silent, and Atletico lay quietly on his bed, listening to the sounds of breathing, snoring, wind, and even the sound of whistles and waves in the distance.
Of course, the sound of the horn, the whistle, the sound of the waves, is actually just his own illusion, which can be seen from the sound energy index and frequency index of the corresponding sound on the virtual screen of the e7u.
Hallucinations and illusions are everywhere, but most of the time they are corrected by the brain itself, and the real dangerous accidents caused by hallucinations and illusions are generally related to the confusion of the brain caused by external factors. Although they wanted to calm down and think about something, Atletico found that their minds still couldn't help but diverge.
With a long sigh of relief, ignoring the complicated thoughts that swirled and swirled, Atletico seriously considered whether or not to join the school marathon team.
For various reasons, there is a very special group of "college athletes" in China, some of whom are professional athletes who apply for college at the end of their careers to study gold, and some are high school students who apply for athlete qualifications in order to be admitted to well-known universities in the name of "sports students". Well-known universities in the country usually have a special recruitment policy for students with sports talents, with 60% of sports scores and 40% of college entrance examination scores.
Because of the relationship between fighting with several sports students in high school, Atletico Madrid used to have a very bad impression of sports students, and always felt that these people played basketball for three years in high school, and finally took the "national second-level athlete" to be admitted to college, which is really unfair enough. However, after he came into contact with more sports students because of his preparation for the school games, he found that he seemed to misunderstand this group.
Again, a group of victims of the system.
In the past, the leaders of state-owned enterprises and public institutions might recruit someone into their own units because they played table tennis well and made accurate three-point basketball shots, but now it is becoming more and more difficult for state-owned enterprises and public institutions to enter the door. For those of them who specialize in sports, the way out is actually getting narrower and narrower. Either go to the arena to get rankings and earn bonuses, or try to perform well to stay in school after graduation, or go to other schools and low-level sports teams to become coaches. In short, most employers do not want to see a degree in physical education.
Whether it is participating in the competition or striving to stay in school, there are always a few people who can achieve their goals, and there will always be the problem of more monks and less porridge. And even if you win the championship and gold medal on the sports field, if it is in an unpopular event, once you pass the golden period of your career, you will also face a problem of having no livelihood. Table tennis, badminton and the former women's volleyball team can also receive commercial endorsements because of their high-exposure teammates, especially Liu Feiren, who has made breakthroughs in track and field events, has gained fame and fortune in recent years.
But the players in unpopular sports such as weightlifting, boxing, judo, and fencing are much more miserable. At the beginning of this year, he also saw the news that "the former weightlifting champion is now a bath worker", and he just sighed at the time, and did not think about it deeply. In fact, if you think about it, the champions are so miserable, so what is the situation for those who don't even have champions in their careers?
The country's development of unpopular projects is for the gold medal list. The Olympic gold medal list has changed, and the United States and the Soviet Union competed for hegemony in the past, and later the United States and Russia competed for power. However, after all, the Soviet Union collapsed, and Russia inherited the remnants of the Soviet Union and inherited the old problems of the Soviet Union, because of the country's economic recession, Russia continued to fall behind, and it fell to the third place in the 04 Athens Olympics.
Therefore, in the eyes of many people, the gold medal list has become one of the symbols of the rise of great powers, but in fact, this is a fallacy of inverted effect. The United States is a country with a developed economy, and the people have extra money to pay for their interests, participate in professional sports training, and participate in the Olympics as amateur athletes.
The gold medal list can only represent the level of capital investment and profit efficiency, such as vigorously developing weightlifting judo and other unpopular single events is a wise choice to improve the utilization rate of funds.
As for the construction of national fitness in China, dear, the stadium occupies too much land and wastes land, or is it demolished and built? There are very few public sports facilities left in China's urban planning, and even if there are some simple outdoor fitness equipment, they are just boring space walkers, single parallel bars, waist twisters, etc., which are basically reduced to background props used to pass the time when the old men and women in the community walk and chat after dinner. And I believe that soon they will get tired of playing these boring simple equipment, and turn to traditional leisure and entertainment projects such as singing, twisting Yangge, and playing mahjong.
The country's development of competitive sports is for the gold medal list, and the university recruits students with sports specialties not to let them refresh the school record in the school games, but to let these college athletes represent the school to participate in the National Games, Universiade and other competitions, and brush up the popularity of the school.
The competition between colleges and universities is to compete for education funding and scientific research funds, and to compete for high-quality students and social attention. Organizing students to participate in various sports events is a "benefit but no cost" option for schools. However, just as the General Administration of Sports will not care about the retirement and employment of ordinary athletes, the school does not pay much attention to the future of sports students. After all, even if dozens of sports students are unemployed every year, they are not conspicuous among thousands of fresh graduates a year, and the high employment rate of more than 95% can still be guaranteed.
Under the guidance of the banner of education industrialization, the scale of colleges and universities continues to expand, and the number of students accommodating them continues to increase. In fact, because there are more and more "only second generations" among primary school students, the Ministry of Education has abolished primary schools on a large scale across the country to cope with the problem of insufficient students. When this group of primary school students start to enter universities in a few years, the war for students between universities will become more intense.
Compared with the presidents of other universities, President Zhu of Egret University obviously understands the importance of business image and popularity, and Atletico Madrid does not know if there is a school to promote Professor Yi to send Professor Yi to the TV station to taste Sanguo, but it is the school that hypes the campus scenery of the school and offers golf and physical education classes.
Atletico Madrid is one of the results of the "Most Beautiful Campus" strategy, and now the school's marathon team has approached him, apparently wanting him to contribute more to the school.
Joining has the benefits of joining, but it also brings new troubles. If you join, it will be a good thing for the school, for Atletico Madrid, and for Bee Technology.
Whether it is the Egret Island Marathon early next year, or even the Olympics in two years, Atletico Madrid has a great hope of getting good results, after all, his current body plate has been redesigned, and the advantages of the three races, coupled with the scientific management and energy reserves of the e7u, can definitely crush other athletes in non-team sports competitions.
However, although there is no need to worry about the future like other sports students, the training problems after joining the professional team are a bit of a headache for Atletico. For Atletico Madrid, instead of sweating and training, it is better to eat hard and accumulate energy to be practical. And the training ground is properly not covered by Wi-Fi, so how can Atletico Madrid, which is basically adapted to being online 24 hours a day?
As for not going to participate in training, the competition is easily delisted, isn't this obviously asking people to pull you to take a blood test for urine doping?
However, it is not Atletico Madrid who is most entangled in this issue now, but Coach Tao of the marathon team, and Atletico Madrid has made his concerns and requirements clear to him during the conversation that day. So in the past few days, Coach Tao has been thinking about this problem for insomnia for several nights. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net