Chapter 967: Husband, Your Ticket
"Don't hollow it out at a young age!"
"Hey, I'm going to be the Hefner of the East, how can I be easily dog-led?"
"Hefner? aren't you going to get married?"
"His biggest mistake was to leave and tie the knot, leave and knot again, and fall into the pit three times in a row, which is enough for future generations to learn. ”
"What about the kids? And the uncles and aunts?"
"Hehe, it's already there, it's about to give birth, just bring it to them when the time comes. ”
"You're strong!"
"Generally average, third in the world. Okay, I'm not poor, I'm leaving!"
Liu Haiyang's figure has disappeared, but the conversation that just happened is still hovering in Atletico's mind.
Thinking of Hefner's deeds of "speaking for himself", a wicked smile could not help but appear on his face, "Do you want to be the Hefner of the East? May you succeed as soon as possible!"
In 1953, Hugh Hefner founded Playboy magazine. The magazine catered to the hedonistic trend that was growing after World War II, and was popular with young people as soon as it was launched, selling more than 50,000 copies in the inaugural issue with Marilyn Monroe's photo as the cover, and the sales of subsequent issues continued to rise, even selling 8 million copies in one issue at its peak.
Also born in 26 years, Monroe died as early as 1962, but Hefner, who was 53 days older than her, lived to the 21st century with taste.
Hefner's most famous deeds are the 33-year "days of living with PB girls", he divorced his wife in 1956, and lived a single aristocratic life of living in a mansion, driving a yacht, hugging beautiful women, hugging left and right, and changing when he got tired of playing, and also made him himself a life idol for countless American teenagers. Of course, the 91-year-old guy has already reached the age of weakness, although there is still no shortage of young girls around him who yearn for luxury and desire to become famous, but he no longer dares to "take three or five viagra pills a day".
In this increasingly open society, it is not surprising that Liu Haiyang aspires to become the Hefner of the East, and the only thing that makes people look at it is the identity of the "Tiger Girl". Hefner has a publishing and clothing business under his name, and the PB girls are all sweethearts with good bodies and good looks, while Liu Haiyang is in the robot business, and he only has robots with good bodies and good looks.
The attitude of ordinary people towards companion robots can be seen from Tang Jiayi. She doesn't mind companion robots, but she only sees them as NPCs in themed rooms, or secret toys stored in the bottom of a cabinet, which are strictly forbidden to appear in front of children and others.
The relatively enlightened Tang Jiayi is like this, not to mention others, Lao Liu's "Hefner Road" is destined not to be too smooth. It's not difficult to collect a bunch of companion robots, as long as you have money, it's rare to reverse the social mentality, make everyone envious and jealous, and want to replace them.
Liu Haiyang also understands this, and he flew to the eastern island country to host the first "Puppet Couple Challenge" this time, in order to avoid the real and open the gap from the easiest place to break through.
In the island country of "nothing can be cute", otaku have long accepted the settings of "machine cute girl", "computer angel", and "inflatable lover", and there are many customers who buy inflatable dolls/robots, and even many idiots who fall in love and marry them. These people are the best "evangelists", and Liu Haiyang hopes that through such competitions, this kind of future lifestyle will be brought to more people.
As for "exterminating human beings" and exacerbating the "declining birthrate" or something, that is not a problem he needs to consider.
Imagining otaku and otaku going out of the house one by one, taking their respective puppet partners to play various costume competitions, two people with three feet, carrying wives/husbands, guessing smells, and even simulating actual combat, he couldn't help but feel spicy.
In contrast, the game in front of him seems much more normal.
People are still those people.,But because of the blessing of MR technology,The style of painting suddenly changed from a low-level amateur ball game that no one cared about to a tall anime war.,All kinds of skills, all kinds of hot and all kinds of blood.,It's just not a lot of goals.。
The system is fair, and while the attackers are strengthened, the defenders are also greatly strengthened, and players only need to stand and make specific movements or recite commands to have their characters perform difficult maneuvers such as falling to the ground, blocking the ball, and flying saves.
After all, football is a game in which the defender has more advantage, and the defender quickly mastered the "doppelganger block" method, which makes the attacking player even more miserable - when launching difficult actions such as sliding tackles, fighting for the top, and making saves, the standing player himself will be temporarily covered by the system with a turf texture as hidden, but the opponent in reality cannot really hit up.
Of course, this will happen because the offensive player's movement speed and reaction speed are not up to standard, and the pile twisting is a necessary skill for professional players. Seeing that you are in full swing on the field, but they don't score much, Atletico's feet began to move a little, and they wanted to go down and teach them how to play.
However, Atletico still endured it and did not really go down. It's not that I'm worried that I can't do it, his physical advantage is too huge, and his technical and tactical literacy is above the level, so he can't play professional games, but there is no problem at all. The reason why I can't bear it is that I don't want to stretch out my hand to spoil the rhythm and atmosphere of the game.
It doesn't really matter if you win or lose the game, what really matters is to make the players and spectators feel happy and demanded, which is what the bees and Atletico are looking forward to. All he can do now is encouragement and silent observation, and it is easy to get mixed up with a crooked rhythm, and in the end it is still himself who will be pitted.
Speaking of which, the reason why the "Fantasy Cup" Virtual Football Invitational Tournament was held was that Bee actually hoped to use the power of target players from all over the world to jointly test and polish their new game "Fantasy Football".
The latter was born out of the Bees' two-stage AR real-life training system. With the help of augmented reality, coaching staff can review the game on their own training ground and conduct visual live teaching. The bee team, which is mainly composed of college students, was able to defeat a number of strong teams and successfully won the championship, thanks to these two training systems.
The team is successful and the system is famous, and the next step is to modify and transplant it, and find a way to monetize and make money.
"Crazy Football", adapted from the one-stage tactical training system, has now become the ace game of the PT platform, and the fourth generation of the series will be released this year. Naturally, the Bees had high hopes for a more advanced two-stage system, and then there was this game.
Before you know it, the second half of the game came to an end, and the two sides decided the winners and losers, gasping and laughing at the same time, and walking out of the court with their shoulders hooked.
Seeing this scene, Atletico nodded and quietly walked off the rostrum. If you go down now and steal the limelight from my family, it's better to avoid it.
The course was not far from home, and he soon returned home to see his children playing in the sand and his distracted wife.
The two looked at each other, and the latter put down the workstation and got up, pulled out the laptop screen and walked to Atletico Madrid, and said while fiddling: "Husband, I bought you a gift!"
"Oh?" Reaching out to the screen, Atletico looked down, only to see that it was a travel order.
"4 Days 3 Nights East Malaysia Five-Star Package - Double Edition? Are you sure this is a gift?"
"Uh-huh!" the other man nodded calmly, with an expression of quick praise on his face.
"Do you still want to say," Atletico Madrid said in a sharp voice, learning from the other party's emphasis, "Husband, I also made you new clothes and shoes!
Her mind was exposed, but Tang Jiayi showed no signs of embarrassment, repeated her husband's words as they were, and then looked at him with a pair of starry eyes.
Atletico Madrid was noncommittal, and asked rhetorically: "This year's East Malaysia is this month, and the registration lottery was completed last year, why are there still places now?"
Hearing his question, Tang Jiayi put on a gentle expression of caring for the mentally handicapped, "Dear, forgot how you participated in Luma?"
The corners of his mouth twitched, and Atletico finally reacted, but he made a habitual mistake.
East Malaysia refers to the Tokyo Marathon, which will be held at the end of this month.
Famous marathons have the problem of a large number of applicants and insufficient places. Ordinary runners can only hope for a lower and lower winning rate, and if they do not make the cut, they can only hope for next year or move to other races. For runners with strength or money, there are two shortcuts in front of them, that is, to get through the relationship between the organizer and the sponsor and directly get the free lottery quota. In the past few years, this is how Atletico Madrid's quota for participating in the Heron Horse came about, because everything is handled by the assistant, and he can't remember it clearly.
Looking down at the content of the web page, Atletico Madrid, who looked up again, had a smile on his face,
Atletico had no objection to this, but he shook his head and said: "Let's quit this." If you really want me to run in East Malaysia, I'll contact the organizing committee later, and I don't think they will refuse me. ”
Of course, Atletico Madrid is the only marathon runner to run two hours so far, and some time ago he successfully broke the men's 5000m record, using his "Mars theorem" to break the monopoly of black East Africans on long-distance running. Whether it's for "Asian glory" or to add gold to the tournament, they won't turn this guy down.
In fact, immediately after he succeeded in setting the record, many domestic and foreign marathons handed him olive branches, inviting Atletico Madrid to take on their track, including East Malaysia, which is just across the water. The latter even offered the ongoing "SUB2HOUR" plan as bait, but he rejected it on the grounds that the track was busy with unfamiliar people.
"You agreed, great!" Seeing him say this, Tang Jiayi jumped up excitedly for the first time, hung on her husband like a little girl, and shouted excitedly.
"Okay, okay, how old are you, why are you still the same as a primary school student?"
"you! You're a schoolboy!"
glanced at her husband, Tang Jiayi's eyes rolled, and she said boldly: "This will not be refunded, and the quota will be taken to the lottery." ”
She originally wanted to say that she left her private rabbit companion, but when the words came to her mouth, she remembered that the private rabbit needs to stand in the same departure area, and this kind of scattered quota is basically useless, so it is better to pick up and do activities to give back to users.
Atletico bared his teeth when he heard this, "Wife, with a 98,000 travel package as a prize, what else are people running?
The "four-day, three-night East Malaysia Five-Star Package - Double Version" in his hand is actually the product of the packaging and redevelopment of the direct quota by the tourism industry. In addition to the core qualifications, plus visas, accommodation and other related expenses, the service is in place in one step and the price is also in place. Normal registration only needs to pay more than 700 yuan of overseas registration fees, but this package is refused to bargain for 98,000. Although Tokyo is famous for its high accommodation prices and high accommodation prices, it is not to the extent that the two of them are tens of thousands of dollars for three nights, and the huge profits can be imagined.
"It's okay," Tang Jiayi waved her hand indifferently, "It's a big deal to draw a few more people." ”
"I mean, it's really not worth it, it's too expensive. ”
"It's okay," Tang Jiayi waved her hand again, "I'll earn it back by selling a few more pairs of shoes." ”
"Shhh
"Of course, who made my husband run so well? Adi and Nike have been preparing for so long, but they have made you cut off your beard, just thinking about it makes you feel so exciting!"
After Denis Quimito ran the world best of 2:02:57, the world is looking forward to the first athlete to "break 2". As the world's two largest suppliers of sporting goods, Nike and Adidas saw an opportunity to recruit elite soldiers and prepare soldiers for an arms race called "SUB2HOUR (beyond two hours)".
There is no doubt that if the player on either side reaches the goal first, the sponsorship brand behind it will get a huge return of attention, and the same boots will be more sought after by fans, after all, there are not a few people who believe that "I can wear it".
It's a pity that just when the preparations of the two sides reached the final stage, just waiting for the scheduled completion of the game to hit the record, the billionaire Atletico Madrid suddenly jumped out, broke the record first, and attributed the honor to the Holo1 sports holographic glasses on his face, which made the elite soldiers of the two major companies depressed to vomit blood.
To add to the frustration of the two companies, Atletico Madrid disrupted the situation, and then launched the same boot named after him, which sold 3,000 pairs in a week on the market, and sold ten times as many unauthorized imitations.
In fact, the release of "Atletico brand running shoes" is also the result of being stimulated by imitations.
Less than 200 kilometers north of Egret Island is the famous "Oriental Shoe Capital", where not only professional fake doctors are abundant, but also OEM real and fake sneakers. Atletico Madrid broke the record and created a hot spot in privately customized running shoes, and soon provoked a bunch of "Atletico Madrid's same style" that followed the trend to make money, which made Tang Jiayi angry. Then she persuaded her husband to launch genuine shoes a year ago, which also gave the "Atletico Madrid" trademark registered in the early years a place to use.
Putting down the screen, Atletico Madrid sighed: "It's not easy to run this time, and the two S2H teams have also signed up for East Malaysia." ”
Tang Jiayi was not discouraged, clenched her little fists and cheered: "Husband, I believe you!
(End of chapter)