Chapter 14 Shoot into a poop
Mo Yifu lowered his head and looked carefully at the roots of the tree, under the hazy moonlight, the night breeze was bleak, the shadows of the trees were sufficient, between the half light and half darkness, a palm-sized toad puffed out his cheeks, drenched, and was looking at him angrily.
"Boy, are you short-sighted and can't see this great immortal?
The toad actually spoke, just like the old cow in "Journey to the West", and ordinary people should be scared to cry or pee.
But Mo Yifu has experienced too many frightes, and he is only a little strange about the scene in front of him, and there is no urine.
"If you are a great immortal, you will come out, won't it be uncomfortable to get stuck?"
Don't look at people who are particularly fat, it's especially good when you should have good eyes.
Just now he had been observing the situation of this toad, and the little toad actually stuck his fat body in the root of the tree, completely unable to move.
Its situation is not the same as that of Sun Dasheng under the Five Elements Mountain, I don't know if he has worked hard, or if he has given up on self-redemption, and now there is still one hind leg stuck there. Seeing that there is still one leg away from success, let alone how big the grievances and resentments in my heart are.
Although she keeps calling herself a great immortal, many facts tell us that it is wrong for Wang Po to sell melons and boast about herself. Even the result may be the opposite.
This toad is definitely a demon, and it is not at the same level as the pen fairy Lu Xiaoju. People can transform into shapes, you can become a frog at most a toad, and you can really become a prince?
Mo Yifu had already seen through the other party's essence - demons, and also understood the other party's situation - embarrassed, but he didn't want to help it at all.
It's better to do less things that are contaminated with cause and effect for no reason.
So, he turned and walked away.
"Don't go, boy. Hey, if you leave, I'll call someone!"
The toad fairy screamed loudly, as if he was about to tear his face.
"Calling someone?" Mo Yi looked back at it, his face full of banter. "I'm afraid you've been shouting for a long time, aren't you? If anyone could hear your shouting, you wouldn't have been inking with me for a long time! Don't fool me, you're not a three-year-old. Unless you have something that impresses me, say goodbye. ”
The toad's gaze was slightly condensed, as if it was hesitating, and suddenly its mouth opened, and a green light shot out, which was its tongue.
When the green light came, Mo Yi was nervous, so he quickly took out his pen and threw it into the air, and a big golden point of light lit up.
"Sure enough, it's you! I'll just say that the atmosphere in the ancient city has been a bit strange lately, and the wind is a little tight. Otherwise, I would have come out a long time ago. It turns out that you got the judge's pen!"
The toad's tone became affirmative and envious, as if he had determined something terrible, which made Mo Yifu completely murderous.
Lord Bixian has warned himself many times that when catching ghosts, he should pay attention to the influence, go to sparsely populated places, and don't be recognized.
In case you are recognized, kill the other party directly. It is better to kill mistakes than to let them go.
Mo Yifu walked towards the toad with his pen in his hand, and the golden light of the tip of the pen flickered slightly.
"You'd better not kill me, because you can't kill me! You can see this tree, it's not ordinary, if you wake it up, everyone will be doomed together!"
The toad's words were a little bit credible, and Mo was not annoyed and didn't want to believe it.
I saw him stick the pen into the toad's hind leg, and the golden light flashed and disappeared, and the thick roots seemed to have a sense, and they faded back.
"Let's go, this tree is going to wake up! We're not rivals at the moment!"
After the toad got out, he jumped to the Internet café, and Mo Yifu followed closely, and when he turned a corner, he couldn't see the big tree.
Soon, the big locust tree's body shook violently, and the humming sound came from time to time, and I didn't know what it was humming.
Mo Yifu came to the Internet café and saw that the game was still raging, and Da Zhuang was still on the field. It's just that he had a solemn face and couldn't bear to disturb him, so Mo Yifu waved goodbye gently, while the young man next to him smiled and had a good time, and looked up at Mo Yifu, which was regarded as a photo.
Subsequently, Mo Yifu took a taxi back to the construction community, closed the doors and windows, and put the judge's pen on the table. There was a lump of green stuff lying next to it, and it was the toad.
At this moment, the toad's eyes were full of greed, and they were more dark green than the color on his body.
"Little brother, this pen is not something that you can control as a mortal, after a long time, I am afraid you will die. ”
The toad spoke, stretched out its claws, and retracted again, not daring to take it directly.
"Tell me everything you know, or don't blame me for being ruthless. Seeing this, Mo Yi annoyed and said.
"Ouch, you still dare to scare me? If you could kill me, you would have killed it a long time ago! Full of anger, sooner or later you will die on this pen!"
Mo Yi lazily lay down on the bed, listened to the toad Balabala, said that it meant the same thing, give it the pen, and it will give it a wealth to itself.
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Mo Yi was annoyed with thinking about this, but his mouth was always vague and did not answer, this was to hang its appetite and force it to say what it wanted to know.
"Well, do you feel like you've lost a little weight lately?"
Hearing this, Mo Yifu hurriedly went to the corner and took out a weight device, took off his shoes and socks, and stood up.
175!
Sure enough, I lost weight, and this dream, which I had been dreaming of for many years, has finally improved.
Is it the credit of takeaway, or is it the after-effect of ghost hunting?
"You go on, see how you make it up?" Mo Yi gritted his teeth and insisted on not laughing.
The toad croaked twice, and moved a little closer to the judge's pen.
"He didn't make it up, you are indeed thin because of the judge's pen!"
A young girl's voice came, "But it shouldn't be a bad thing for you! You're already that fat, aren't you?"
After saying this, with a snap, Lu Xiaojuan reached out and slapped the toad and slapped it into an inkstone.
And it didn't even react at all, it's really pitiful, it's also an immortal, why is the difference so big?
"Long-winded toad, you can use it to practice calligraphy in the future, it should be much better than the ones you bought. Lu Xiaoju sat on the table, and his legs came out from under the big red robe, like two fresh lotus roots.
"Lord Pen Immortal, I don't quite understand, why didn't you just kill it before!
"Who said I killed it. He was originally a ghost, and he should have loved calligraphy with a brush when he was alive. When I died, I still possessed the toad, and now it is just right for me. It's a well-deserved death!"
Lu Xiaoju said slowly.
"However, don't go to the Internet café in the future. The locust tree was so weird that it always felt like something was going to happen. Wait a while, I'll take it! You can practice calligraphy well, you can lose weight, and enjoy the effect of the judge's pen, right?"
Lu Xiaoju tilted his head to look at Mo Yifu, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, but what he said made him even more uneasy.
What does this mean?
"Practice hard and work hard!"
After speaking, Lu Xiaoju also disappeared.
At this time, there was a knock at the door, and after Mo Yifu opened it, he looked at the two people in front of him in surprise.
It turned out to be Da Zhuang, and there was a beautiful man who had a relationship before.
"I'm annoyed, why did you sneak back and didn't say a word? I've been looking for you for a long time! I've made it to the semi-finals, are you happy?"
"I'm glad I didn't see that I came back early, and I'm ready to clean up the room to celebrate for you. And as a result, you're back! and you're bringing someone with you! No introduction?"
Mo Yifu stopped, and motioned to Da Zhuang to quickly introduce the person next to him, thinking that his friend was really a guy who hadn't learned etiquette well.
The fat on Da Zhuang's face trembled slightly, and he looked down at the tips of his shoes, as if there was mud on them, and his cowardly appearance seemed to become shy.