Chapter Fifty-Eight: Not Human
"Sir, this scale may be really broken. I remember that when I weighed it yesterday, it was 90 pounds!" Xu Jing blushed and reported her weight, it is said that a woman's age and weight are secrets, if it weren't for the order, alas~
Mo Yi smiled annoyingly, didn't pay attention to the store manager's thoughts, but said jokingly: "Could it be that this scale is refined and automatically added? My weight plus your weight~"
Xu Jing, who has been a salesman for many years, listened to the other party's jokes, and her heart was stuffed: What about playing poor with the old lady?
"Hehe, sir, you're laughing!Let's go and choose clothes first~" The professional smile on Xu Jing's face bloomed like a flower, making it impossible to refuse.
Mo Yifu followed her to choose clothes.
"This eldest sister, in fact, I have just taken a fancy to a set, that is the pink suit!
"Oh ~ Okay!" the other party's address made her very unhappy, but for the sake of the order. He's a friend of Big V's clients.
"Wait!"
Xu Jing turned around to look for clothes, but was stopped by Mo Yian, turned to look at him, and looked puzzled.
"Oh, it's okay~" Mo Yi thought about it, but still couldn't help but say nothing.
When he was just weighing, a little ghost came out to make trouble, and now he is lying on the shoulder of the store manager, completely ignoring him.
He originally planned to take it directly, but thinking that he was just a little ghost, he didn't do anything out of the ordinary for the time being, so it didn't make much sense to accept it. It's like an undercover police officer being sent to a drug lord's base camp and finding that the drug lord just plays cards every day, what's the use of being caught, and how many years can he be sentenced for gambling.
When this little imp makes some moves, he can solve it, and the credit may be a little greater. According to Lu Xiaojuan's explanation, she has recently grown her body and needs a lot of energy, and the best source of energy is, of course, the Demon Yin Stone. The power of ghosts can also be, especially ghosts that do evil. The reason is unknown.
Xu Jing took the clothes over, and Mo Yi went to the dressing room to change out.
Xu Jing's eyes lit up instantly, and the man in front of her, who was wearing a gray T-shirt and sweatpants, seemed to be reborn. A golden phoenix flew out of the chicken coop, did the ugly man transform himself?
Although the face still looks a little fat, the body has set off the whole set of clothes obediently, and every part is tightly sewn, perfectly showing the style and temperament of the clothes.
In the resting room, Da Zhuang reluctantly sat on the stool, twisting and twisting, like a bedbug.
The sleeves and trouser legs of the burgundy suit are too long, and the waist and hips are too narrow to button at all. I could only sit there with my breath inhaled, holding my pants all the time, like an old man, and the waistband of the old man's trousers was generally relatively high.
"Haha, Da Zhuang, what kind of plane are you doing? Are you wearing pants, or are you wearing pants! Hurry up and change your set, don't be embarrassed here~"
Mo Yiyi laughed, his friend's embarrassment made him extremely happy, and when he first saw the model in the window with the same color as the car, he guessed that it must be Lin Tong's design. It's also her kindness.
It's a pity that it was Da Zhuang who was recruited. He's a fat man. How could you control such a sassy outfit?
Lin Tong was also very depressed, and the gift he chose quietly was taken by an inconsequential supporting role. Do you think you are Yin Zhiping? Do you have to arch any cabbage?
At this moment, I heard Mo Yi come over with a annoying smile and turned his head to look over. I didn't expect the other party to choose such a decent suit, it was just tailor-made. The key is to choose the same color as yourself.
The two are getting closer and closer, the same pink, the girls are beautiful and the boys are handsome, and they all perfectly show the characteristics of the clothes. Even Xu Jing couldn't help but marvel when she saw it.
"Sure enough, it's a pair, the same vision!Miss Lin, this gentleman chose this set, what do you think?"
Lin Tong is the big V in their store, and the guests they brought chose clothes, so they still have to ask Miss Lin's opinion. Because at this moment, the two stood up together, although they looked very compatible, in fact, the man's face was actually a little white.
"Wrap it up, take a few more sets of more casual ones!" Lin Tong said with a smile at Xu Jing, and then quietly made a wrinkled nose at Mo Yifu. "I didn't expect it, there is still a bit of beauty!"
Da Zhuang forced his face to change into the largest Harem-style casual clothes, and then he reluctantly accepted the reality.
Then I saw that the 180-pound fat man who was in and out of pairs with himself all day long, after changing out of the loose T-shirt, was able to perfectly control such a beautiful suit, and suddenly decided in my heart: lose weight, Lao Tzu must lose weight~
And Mo Yifu completely ignored Lin Tong's ridicule, and just replied softly: "You are not bad, I am still satisfied!"
Lin Tong was furious in his heart, and even said that he was quite satisfied with her, not very satisfied, and he didn't hurry up and thank Dade for prostrate and flattering him.
Just as he was about to reply to something, Mo Yifu suddenly got up and ran to the back warehouse, happy like a grass and mud horse~
"Hmph, can you run? I have to thank you!" Lin Tong stood up, ready to catch up slowly. But because she is wearing a princess dress today and a crystal slipper, she is only suitable for sitting and dressing up, not for chasing people.
So after chasing two steps, he guessed the corner of the skirt and couldn't continue, so he asked the bald head to follow up to see what the situation was. And he doesn't have to pay, as for running away with his clothes on.
Da Zhuang, out of some obligation, stayed and didn't follow up to join in the fun. In his opinion, guarding Lin Tong is to guard the future boss lady, and waiting for Mo Yifu to come back is the best policy.
It turned out that Mo Yifu suddenly felt a violent throbbing in his heart, his heart beat faster, his breathing was short, the little ghost was finally going to do something, it was not in vain that I worked hard for you.
And Xu Jing was rummaging in the warehouse looking for clothes that fit the size, and suddenly the back of her neck was cold, as if she had gotten into a piece of ice, and the whole person couldn't help but shiver. Reaching behind him, he touched a small soft hand.
Xu Jing squatted on the ground, her black hip-wrapping skirt was wide open, and a cool breeze hit between her legs. I was suddenly startled, but I didn't look back directly.
She is from the countryside, just because she is beautiful and smart, she has worked hard in the mall for a few years, and she has also mixed the appearance of half of the city.
But when she was a child, the old man often used some scary nonsense, and in the dead of night, when she was lonely and lonely, she would often climb into her heart, reminding her that she was no longer young and should find a boyfriend to accompany her.
There is a sentence in it: If you put it on your shoulder, you are either a bear or a ghost. The deep mountains were photographed by bears, and in the middle of the night by ghosts. And now it's in the city, it's morning.
She crouched there pretending to tie her shoes, her eyes glancing at the ground behind her, and sure enough, it was empty.
Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and the back of his neck was exaggeratedly cold.
A pair of small hands climbed on his back, and a cold air gently blew in his ears......
Cluck......
A burst of laughter rang out for no reason, as cheerful as a chick having found its mother.
"Big sister, it's lonely without a boyfriend, right?Do you want me to be your child and accompany you?
"I know you can hear me, you just touched me, didn't you? Giggle~"
"Mom, let's go home and play together. Giggle~"
The little ghost with a frosty face hugged Xu Jing's neck, dangling his legs and talking to himself.
Xu Jing was still squatting there, pretending not to hear anything, but tears began to spread, and she kept sighing in her heart.
People often say that love to fight will win, I work so hard, why did I attract a ghost?
Is it right to sit and eat and wait for death?
He's dead, why would you send a little imp to me?
Could it be that this little imp is really his child?
Dead ghost~ It turns out that you also have the truth!
Then I saw Xu Jing's eyes red and stood up, pulled the little ghost in front of her from behind, slapped it, and scolded fiercely in her mouth: "Little ghost, you dare to scare the old lady! Eat~"