"The water is clear, come out. The two chatted for a long time, and the medicinal soup was completely clear.

"Hmm" Xu Xiaosan jumped out and began to shake his hair.

Xu Yuanxuan, who had already brought the hot blower, was speechless, but thinking about his virtue when he became a cat, he also had this virtue, and he had no position to spray Xu Xiaosan. Grab Xu Xiaosan and dry his hair.

"For the rest of the day, you can move freely and don't get caught. ”

If Xu Xiaosan hangs up, he can still resurrect him, but if he is arrested, Xu Yuanxuan will have to work hard to save him, which will be very annoying.

Last time, Xu Xiaosan experienced a crisis, when he passed by the vicinity of the convenience store, he was taken away by a bear child, Xu Yuanxuan chased it for three streets before asking for it back, and quarreled with the bear child's parents.

has his own baby, even if he beats and scolds, he has to come by himself, this is the inertia of most Chinese-style parents. But the bear child's behavior has already constituted abduction, okay? Well, Xu Xiaosan was very unproductive and was seduced away by the bear child with a small dried fish.

Of course, Xu Yuanxuan and Xu Xiaosan chose to forget about this matter, archive other people's black history, and beware of revenge from others in the future...

"Sengong Bureau No. 2333, follow it. This is the source of Xu Yuanxuan's love value income in the past few days. The daily life of a little milk cat is still the daily life of a little milk cat with an explosive IQ, will no one watch it?

"This cat can't be the biological baby of the eight-tailed cat, right?How can other people's cats be so bewitching?" Xu Xiaosan easily saw through a trap, bypassed, and showed a look of contempt.

“...”

Now arranging all kinds of traps on Xu Xiaosan's way forward has become the favorite thing of countless people in Beijing, of course, it is actually feeding in disguise. Those traps were very crude, and even Xu Xiaosan sometimes swaggered over the traps, but nothing happened. It didn't trigger at all.

"Good afternoon, viewers, it's time for the little milk cat to go shopping again, our colleagues saw it near the East 2nd Ring Road, well, it's generally shopping in this area. I think I usually live nearby. ”

Nonsense, it lives in the third princess's house, and it seems to be the cat of the colt Xu Yuanxuan. It's no secret anymore!

"Uh... What is it doing?"

"Meow--woo"

"???" The girl who was stopped by it was stunned, what kind of trouble is this?

"Meow--" reached out and pointed to the carton of milk that the girl was holding.

"Want this?"

Shake your head, you've drunk! I want the one you haven't drunk! Indirect kissing, don't you know? I can't be sorry for my Xuedan!

Pointing to the convenience bag that the girl was carrying, there were several boxes of milk in it.

"Oh...", have you never drunk it? Anyway, am I not clean in any way? You can't afford to hurt a cat who has always had a habit of cleanliness!

But this little milk cat is really cute. Of course, the girl will not refuse its request and take out the box of milk in the bag, but she is in trouble again, there is no cat food bowl, how to feed it?

Don't worry about her, Xu Xiaosan just got the straw off with his paws, don't look at it now, ordinary bear children can't beat it. In just a few days, its strength has increased hundreds of times! Of course, its talent itself is at an earth-shattering level. Xu Yuanxuan's credit is also not small.

I pressed the straw in with one paw, put the milk carton on the ground, grabbed the upper edge with both paws, and the cat's mouth held the straw...

“... This cat's IQ is much higher than that of a child of a few years old. ”

"You don't look at this baby. ”

Fortunately, Xu Xiaosan can't see the video barrage, otherwise he would have to blow up! That's me! What is the baby?

"What are you going to do?"

Xu Xiaosan jumped directly on the girl's shoulder and licked her face.

"Damn! This cat is invincible! This jump is 1.7 meters!"

As we all know, if you want to fall on the shoulders of a girl who is 1.6 meters tall, you have to jump much higher than 1.6 meters.

"I see this little milk cat lifting weights, this is obviously not its limit..."

"How high, is it going to heaven?"

"I'm going to fly higher - fly higher ---"

“... Upstairs, if you bark again, you'll summon the wolf!"

"Poof, can you have a good time? People are sucking here, you should be serious!"

"I'm going... Can we have a good time together, you guys will be crooked at every turn?"

Xu Yuanxuan, who peeped at the screen, pouted, rare and strange, you haven't seen it if you're really good at crooked buildings. I think when I broadcast live by myself, the building was crooked, hey, it's all tears.

The girl who was licked her face now knows how good this kitten is, a cat that jumps more than a meter, but it is an adult cat. It's still a little milk cat, it looks like it's been born for less than a month.

"Uh... I really want to meet an amazing cat..."The girl began to send Xu Xiaosan's fruit photos in the circle of friends.. Well, Xu Xiaosan really didn't have any clothes on.

This girl, shouldn't we study the issue of the cost of using the image rights of this cat?

"Love, this cat is so cute... Do you want to raise it? If you don't, will you bring it back to me?"

This girl called Lian Lian's crazy cat behavior ushered in the first response, which was to snatch the custody of the cat.

"This cat is so clean, it doesn't look like a wild cat?"

How fresh, Xu Yuanxuan asked Xiangong Bureau No. 2333 to track and shoot the whole process. More than a billion people helped him watch, and someone dared to abduct my cat? Ahh You're going to have to bear the legal consequences!

Xu Yuanxuan, as a dog of authority, still has a way to get the court to sentence him heavily... This is not illegal, is it? This kind of abduction (tempting a small milk cat with dried fish) under the noses of a billion people is intolerable by the dignity of the law! It is a very bad circumstance!

So that guy was sentenced to two days of detention and forty-eight hours, and at the same time compensated Xu Yuanxuan for 30 yuan for coming to save the cat. Xu Yuanxuan said that it was a bit much, and the other party said that it would reward you a lot.

So the first abduction of the little milk cat ended so harmoniously.

This incident let people know, don't look at the owner of this little milk cat is not nearby, but in fact, what tracking device has he installed on the kitten, if you want to abduct the cat, you have to think about whether you can not let Xu Yuanxuan's tracking device installed on this little milk cat fail. Otherwise, not only will you not get the cat, but you will also offend the third princess's colt.

"Girl, impulsiveness is the devil! The person who wanted to abduct the little milk cat last time was just released yesterday! Don't go in to relay!"

“... You're saying she can't see it here..."

Not to mention, there is really a friend who loves a girl who also watches videos, and immediately calls her when he sees this situation.

"Hello?"

"Hey, hey, it's me! That cat can't be taken away! More than a billion people are watching! If you dare to take it away, something will happen to you, and you will offend a person with a lot of background."

"I wasn't going to take it with me, but I don't know where it lives..."

"You put it down, and when it's had enough, it'll go back. ”

It was about five o'clock in the afternoon for the past few days, and the cat went home on its own. It happened to be the time when Zhu Yumeng got off work.

"Oh..."Lian Lian put Xu Xiaosan on the ground, Xu Xiaosan licked her hand, and jumped away.

“... I really want to raise..."

"Do you know how much this cat is worth if it is sold? Don't be extravagant. ”

Someone made an offer of 100 billion to Xu Yuanxuan and wanted to buy this cat.

Xu Yuanxuan replied directly, "100 billion, which is enough to buy half a hair on its body... If you want a whole root, you need at least 200 billion. Purebred eight-tailed cats know no? It's pure-blooded! Although it was born with only one tail, it's a bit lo, but I'm very optimistic about it... In the future, it must be better than the eight-tailed cat you saw (it's an empty shell, it can only bluff people) and the oversized nine-tailed cat (his wife)!"

Xu Yuanxuan said this without a false heart. Although Xu Xiaosan has just condensed, his cultivation has been completely wasted. But it has a nine-tailed cat to supply cultivation resources, and besides, people have cultivated to the peak, and now they are just following the old path. It's still a straight and straight road. How can it be slow?